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Bush Trims Education

2006-01-10T07:42:00.000-07:00

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Most of the time I like time to slowly pass by, relaxing as much as possible and I'm excellent at putting things off until tomorrow. Procrastination is my middle name. I learned the concept of "manana" while I lived in old Mexico. Essentially it means there is nothing on the face of this earth that can't be put off tomorrow. It's a nice way to conduct your life.

There is one caveat, and that's education. It's very important to get as much education as possible. If your folks are at the poverty level, the kids have to get loans and grants which are crucial for advanced education. If your kids aren't college type, get a solid Vo-Tech degree. If you can get into a state college, that's cool. You MUST get outta high school. You won't make it with out skills equal to those of the youth of emerging nations.

This comes at a time when tuitions and fees are soaring. According to an article on MSN, private college costs have risen by over 1/3 in the last 10 years. Public college costs have risen more than 50%. States are slashing public subsidies to colleges, forcing them to raise tuitions and fees. The result is to price college out of the reach of more and more American families. That will make us a future pitifully skilled workforce.

The good union jobs in industry that paid wages, pensions and health care are all but gone. It translates into the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer, but at the same time our leaders tell us that college is indispensable, fewer and fewer families can afford it.

Now that a public four year degree costs more than $50,000, middle income citizens must either inundate themselves with debt, or scale back their college aspirations. Our leaders should be calling out to the nation to a major effort to ensure that college education is affordable to all.

Well, they have been. Remember Hillary and her education efforts, and Babs Bush touting the same? The wealthy should pay higher taxes to ensure that the youth of all Americans can afford the education that they will need for high tech jobs, as well as being just literate. They can spread their multi-millions around a little. As to being just literate on a literature level, I wish there were more liberal arts majors in our three branches of government. Law is not that hard to interpret once you learn to speak into legalese. We need arts and science majors in our lawmaking process as well.

Instead, the Bush administration demanded cuts in student loans, and the right-wing that controls the Congress voted for the largest cut ever in history. Republican legislators have been on TV bullshitting to the public saying the cuts will provide “significant new benefits” to students, by lowering fees and simplifying the application process.

What they don’t say is that parents and students, already struggling to make ends meet, will end up paying thousands more in the long run with higher interest rates.
Educating the next generation hopefully will be a REAL issue this next election. I mean, it's always mentioned, and championed by both parties, but nothing happens other than things get worse. Come back FDR, come back before Jesus. He seemed to do more for us than Jesus ever did.

KILL THIS ROW OF HEDGES

2005-12-17T15:29:00.000-07:00

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I was nursing a hangover on Saturday and came across the weirdest shit ever.

To me funk music has had a major impact on my life, regarding my aesthetic, my whole being, and yes I do believe music is spiritual. Listen to some old Gap Band, James Brown, Johnny Guitar Watson, Tower of Power, you get the score. That stuff will move you.

But now they are trying to fuse funk to ice skating? Leave it to some pussy band promoter to hook up with ice skaters from who the hell knows where and then let's get, uh.. Earth Wind and Fire ?

I mean, there is art in both of them(funk and ice skating), yet they are so removed, they are art forms not needing not to be meshed, that got meshed. They just don't mesh.

Funk is really nothing but "old school' for us hippies and dreads who dug all the groovy bass lines of Low Rider by War, and just about all early seventies Stevie Wonder.

Throw Dorothy Hamill and Katarina Witt into the bowl and what you have is a very awkward television special. Dorothy doing all her graceful moves while Maurice Williams on the end of the ice rink blowing his horn like a mo'fo'. I was glad to have a hangover due to the confusion that this was causing within the neutrinos of my innermost brainwaves.

Then came the explosion that caused me to gulp three more aspirin down my gullet. The President of this here United States of America says he can wiretap any damn citizen he fancies, and to add injury to insult, he said he needed no other permission from ANYONE to do so.

I'm not a constitutional lawyer, yet I know that this mo'fo' just TRAMPLED THE FUCK outta the Constitution and Bill of Rights. I feel it. It's so abusive that it's heartbreaking. Just as bothersome is it really didn't cause much of an uproar to the general public. Can a president really just randomly wiretap with no check so to balance that bit of awesome power?

Apparently it sure didn't take Bunnypants very long before he decided to trample on a law that was on the books that forbade this sort of behaviour. In 2002, with no one looking, he snapped his grubby little digits and issued a Secret Executive Order (it's sorta like "Double Secret Probation" in the movie Animal House ) to allow the NSA to eavesdrop without a warrant on any and all phone conversations, e-mail and other electronic communications without a warrant. For no reason at all, folks. Fuck the legality of the matter.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Sounds a little fascistic, but then it gets worse. It turns out the New York Times sat on this story for a very long time. Secret Executive Orders should immediately be reported by the press, right? That's like throwing the whole fucking Constitution, the Bill of Rights, wham, right out the window. Seems to me that's quite a story, yet they held on to it for over a year. So much for the Times.

Well, there's still the internet for news. It's pitiful only one medium has the truth within, but that's the way cookies crumble when people vote into office ex-cheerleader frat boys with old coke spoons that used to drive their cars right into rows of hedges. I'm sure Bush thought at that point, sitting there drunk in his wrecked car: "This hedge should not have been here. I say so! DADDY!!!!!!!!!! Uncle Dick!!!! Get me outta jail then Kill These Hedges!!!!!!!"

Pervasive Leakage

2005-12-12T10:06:00.000-07:00

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Do you want to hear a good one (pitiful as it is...)? "Pervasive Leakage" is how a former U.S. official termed as to what is happening to the oil gushing from Iraq's oil wells. Folks, those sons of bitches (the Iraqis) are so fucking lucky to have that much of a world needed natural resource below their ground that it would translate into the quadrillions of U.S. currency. Pervasive leakage is what Scott McCllelan has drooling out of that lying pie-hole he has. Here's another word for pervasive leakage: War profiteering, which, I think, is not good.

Frank Willis, a former "senior American official in Iraq" (whatever the hell that title is), said the United States failed to safeguard the oil money known as the Development Fund for Iraq. "There was, in my mind, pervasive leakage in assets of Iraq, and to some extent, those assets were squandered," said Willis.

Willis ran Iraq’s Transportation Ministry. He says government agencies and private contractors had to be paid in cash because Iraq’s banking system was decimated. Can you believe Halliburton getting cash under the table? Is that money taxable? Of course not.

Another quote from Mr. Willis: "A lot of money did get to the Iraqi people at the grass-roots level, and a lot of it got into the wrong hands.".

One photograph shows Willis and some cohort sleazebags paying $2 million some funky security contractor. These are his exact words: "It was time for payment," he said. "We told them to come in and bring in a bag. It reminded me of the Wild West."

What in the fuck is going on over there? Who's paying who? They have computers that will zone in on about fifty square feet with a "smart bomb" but they can't keep track of a 2 million dollar payment, and payment for what? I mean Jeezuz Christ Almighty, people? How bad does this get? They're throwing two million dollars in sacks likes it's monopoly money!

Iraq’s U.S. administrator (whatever the fuck THAT title means), Paul Bremer, pledged last year to hire a certified public accounting firm to get things in order. But the United States gave the contract not to an accounting firm but to a tiny consulting company called Northstar. NBC News reported that the firm is headquartered at a private home near San Diego.

Bremer severely violated several rules. The consulting firm didn't meet even the part where they had to be Certified Public Accountants. NBC also said $8.8 billion dollars in oil money was handed to the Iraq's Oil Ministry but was faulted for " inadequate stewardship".

Pervasive Leakage is something I hope Donald Rumsfeld has in older age in the form of diarrhea. "Inadequate Stewardship" is something I hope Fat Ass Cheney suffers on a shuttle flight while on a Halliburton outing to the Alaskan Wilderness. In the mean time, we're getting our fudge packed to put it mildly.

Military as Backdrop

2005-12-03T16:26:00.000-07:00

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Our current president is such a pussy that he can't recite a speech with an audience of a random gathering of U.S. citizens, or as he views us, denizens of the deep. He has to have the military(in one form or another) to use as his non-resentful backdrop with every recitation he makes these days, or he knows he'll be in deep shit.

The general public is way too pissed off at Dubya for him to give a speech , oh, say at a shopping mall . There would be hecklers which would throw Dubya off while he was reading from the teleprompter. Not only might he get confused, we all know now Dubya, to a pathological degree, does not like to be contradicted. He might have to think on his feet which always makes the man uncomfortable. I relish the debates with John Kerry when Dubya's debating style was so rehearsed it was rather embarrasing for the whole crowd.

People want out of the Iraq quagmire with our men dying daily. Our men are given eight weeks of intensive training, then they are shipped off to defend Iraqis against themselves. Some reports say only SEVEN HUNDRED Iraqis are capable to defend themselves against the local militias. Are the Iraqis that inept at soldiering? Why don't they get eight weeks of boot camp and then bam, you're a defender of all the psycho-chietains in the region.

I don't think they are inept. I think they're pussies that won't defend their own homeland. There are too many Iraqis fearful of reprisal after we leave. They don't want to get caught with their pants down after some local chieftain comes in and starts beheading people in the street. They're covering their asses while we send our troops on dangerous missions trying to sniff out the insurgency. That's not we went there for. We went to depose Saddam and get those weapons of mass destruction (supposedly). Now we're nothing but sitting ducks while the Iraqi young men wait to see which side of the fence they want to be on when the civil war commencesy grow up, I mean, c'mon.

I think it's critical that when Dubya says victory in Iraq, that he knows, as everyone else does, what will be BEST CASE SCENARIO: Civil War. The United States had a god awful civil war after we defeated Britain. We easily could have split into two entirely separate countries, we damn near did. With Texas being so independent, we might have been three or four countries. Before Texas joined the U.S., they stipulated they could withdraw from the Union anytime they voted to do so. That remains in their constitution with the federal government.

Our president is so vain he won't even admit that huge mistakes were made in this invasion. Bush 41 outclasses his son ten-fold, by later admitting during the Clinton reign that he should have gone beyond U.N. sanctions and killed Hussein. I hope when the 43 Bush's presidential library is made, it doesn't distort reality to the point of discombobulity. Can you imagine what it will be like? Going down the list of his suck-ups of a cabinet who could not even begin to negate anything about his war, and his being led by the big chain of Big Dick Cheney.

The country is realizing we're not sacrificing our brave men for the sole purpose of baby-sitting. Maybe a Democratic contender will fess up and admit civil war is inevitable. I say we pull out, let the civil war run it's course, if the leader that emerges from the civil war turns out to be a insane megalomaniac, we go back in and Shock and Awe the fuck out of them one more time. We'll eventually get some guy who has some morals. Maybe we''ll decimate the whole fucking region, then let it take its own course. That might be a sane thing to do geopolitically, which means we'll never do it. Well, the only flip-side of this fucking deadly game is the Iraqi civil war will get so bloody , the Turks come in and assume reposnsibility for the goddammed entire region.

My Butthole Has that Damned Bird Flu

2005-12-01T16:31:00.000-07:00

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There was an Orange Alert from Homeland Security the night before, so I went to bed feelin' sorta peaceful color code-wise from the government (I have me a poster above my bed to tell me how afraid we should be from them Muslims by lookin' at the color, then saying my prayers accordingly), but the damned parked trailer two lots down blew up like a gas tank, and all they was doin' was cooking up some meth.

The local elementary school bus driver, Jimmy, was pushin' that shit to the fifth and sixth graders. Damned ole Jimmy, he's good people but don't know dick 'bout them chemicals. He did some kind of drug there in Baghdad when he was stationed over there last year and I don't think he's been the same since. But he voted for Bush, and he wants to stay the course, like our president, so he's good people.

Don't know nothing 'bout that cristil meth but it smelt bad when the east wind got strong and Jimmy had some good lookers "bout thirty years old in that there second trailer of his, shit...If they was using meth, they didn't look no skankier than truck drivin' hoes.

After that trailer blew, there was men in space suits who got most of us out of the trailer park. I mean, shit, it was like 2:00a.m., don't know what the hell Jimmy was even doin' up at that hour till his house blew up. He got his hair all singed off, but they took him away in a cop car so I guess he was goin' to jail so he'll have three squares of course. But I had a route startin' at seven a.m. and keepin' me pressed for two days. They say that drug meth is a trucker drug, but the fellas I know buy the Ritalin from all these hyperactive elementary kids. All that Ritalin is is a fancy name for dexedrine, which we been doin' for fifty years.

Wonder what it is with all this cristal meth and their politics. They keep tellin' me we gotta stay the course with the Republicans. Thought this place used to be mainly Democrats till the sand niggers blew us up. I thought about doin' this meth but i get tested driving the truck so I keep sayin' no, but one of these days I'll get tanked up on whiskey or tequila and I bet i do some.

Some of them meth women of Jimmy's look old, but they sure got them skinny bodies us truckers like. One lady was forty but she said she was twenty nine. That don't figure. But ole Jim don't seem to mind the pock marks lotsa women he hangs out with. He told me he had sex for 48 hours one time on that drug. Shit, after 'bout twenty minutes with my ole lady,. I usually tell her, that's it, bitch. 48 hours? When would a fella do for 48 hours cept sleep for a week.

If I was wumpin' some ass with extra stuffin, I still would make me a 4 hour limit followed by a Budweiser, but I don't know if Bud goes with meth, like I never liked Bud and chocolate cake. But we're gonna stay the course. That's the mantra there on our CB. Stay the course no matter what or how long it takes. Jimmy might be goin' to prison, tho, don't know yet. I'm gonna stay the course with my president, tho.

Will Bush Fuck His Mother?

2005-11-20T12:59:00.000-07:00

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Everyone talks about Oedipus Rex, Oedipus Rex, Oedipus Rex. Do they know Oedipus fucked the queen, his mother, so he would become king? Does that mean Bush is or going to become a motherfucker in the true sense of the word? In the non-literal, he's the biggest motherfucker, or should qualify that to say dumbest motherfucker of a president I can think of.

I don't see where it would make a helluva of a lot of difference if he fucked his own mother or not, due to all the innocent blood and horror the man has on his hands. Geez, what's a little pedophilia(or whatever the fuck it is when you fuck your own mommy) now that you've killed so many thousands of innocent babies and children and men and women..God help his soul.

Even the moderate Republicans are jumping the Bush ship when it comes to staying the course, whatever the hell that course was. What was the line from the freshman Repugnicunt who said only Marines stay,cowards run, as if she knew what a battlefield was like? Murtha even excused her by his utmost class and patriotism by saying sometimes freshman Repugnicunts use harher rhetoric than they should.

There are so many issues of impeachable and prosecutable offenses right now we could keep prosecutors busy well into the next presdential term. Let's get on with that. Let's listen to a wise man like Murtha.
Murtha HAS seen the battlefield, he goes to Walter Reid on a regular basis to see the men with no eyes, no legs, no arms. He knows more about the sheer horror of battle than most people ever will.

And he wants our boys (and girls) home, with all limbs intact. He sees the futility of a civil war resulting from this goddammed fiasco at the best. Are there going to be less or more terrorists if we stick around for another year? There will be more and more and more. They view us as taking on the reponsibility of protecting them, meanwhile hal of them are strapping themselves up for the trip to Allah. The failure of Bush's idiotic mind has come to fruition. Think of these men when you sit down for Thanksgiving. They'll be eating out of cans.

Who in the Hell Will Teach the Ethics Course?

2005-11-15T08:40:00.000-07:00

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This past week, the White House announced they were going to promulgate a "mandatory, and yes you will be graded" Ethics 101. Godalmighty. That's a class that was taught to us teenagers by Ms. Taliaferro in our eight grade class, the crux of the biscuit was, people need to play fair during their time in public office or private industry, or private lives for that matter.

Why should the administration do it now? The Bunnypants' organization has done so pitifully wrong on every issue, they need to start back to remedial understanding of what is right and what is wrong. They have woefully flunked this agenda. They need to go back to kindergarten Sunday School for chrissakes.

An administration should not lie to the Republic they represent in order to avenge their father's failure. It should not play out a sick version of Oedpus Rex with young men and women's lives. It should not play with human lives due to negligence neither, nor flat out lies.

Who is going to teach this Ethics 101? Scooter Libby is disqualified due to his recent indictment to the United States Vs. Libby. Our Vice President is way too close to Scooter Boy, it would be somewhat of a conflict of interest. We all know the President can't teach it because of his inability to spell ethics. He keeps spelling "ethos", which is really not the same (you must give him partial credit, he's only one vowel off). Karl Rove is disqualified due to his pudgy face and arrogance, which does not bode well with the people they serve. Furthermore, he is closely associated with this CIA leak/cover up, and he may be indicted as Scooter wises up and doesn't become the sole fall guy for the whole fucking mess.

Harriet Miers' name has been tossed around for being the ethics teacher, but what if a bully like Cheney disagreed that it was NOT unethical to give out all these no-bid contracts to his former company Halliburton, which also got a sweet contract cleaning up after the Katrina tragedy. Cheney might say "fuck you" to Ms. Miers like he did awhile back to those reporters who were shouting questions he didn't like regarding Iraq. Would Harriet have the authority to send him to the principal's office? And who gets to be the principal?

Condoleeza Rice was a former professor, so she has the resume for sure, but did she not lie directly to the United States saying they had irrefutable evidence of Weapons of Mass Destruction? Back in the day ( a phrase them youngsters are using for us geezers), like,about a year ago, Condi was defending Big Poppa Dick and his relationship with Halliburton. She's too intelligent NOT to know something BE FUNKY 'round that Oval Office, so she can't teach the course.

With the exception of a few hummers in the Oval Office chair, Bill Clinton would be an ideal teacher for this group who are enrolled. He had an excellent economy, a surplus of money that Bunnypants blew in a couple of years, excellent foreign relations, he damn near got the Israel-Palestinian issue resolved,
he saved a marriage that was teetering, he raised a nice lady named Chelsea, he loves his dog named Buddy, he does unto others as you would like them to do unto you, I mean, that man could teach the course if he'd keep his fucking paws off the student assistants.

Read the Golden Rule. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Bang. There. You have what ethics should be. Then one must face reality and fuck with your opponents and do unto others BEFORE they fuck you in your ass and make every fucking piece of your existence a living hell every day and keep them on the run. Some dude (Joe Wilson) wrote a report saying no yellow cake was purchased from Niger by Iraq? Huh? Then let's out his covert spy wife (Valerie) and make his life miserable, goddammit!!Do it NOW!!!! Poor Scooter having to do Poppa Dick's dirty work. What a pitiful bunch of morons.

Bird Flu My Ass

2005-11-01T12:57:00.000-07:00

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Wow, Bunnypants is making headlines these days trying to scare the fuck out of his homeland by diverting attention away from his hideous pick for the Supreme Court ( Samuel Alito) as well as trying to take the heat off of Dickface Cheney and his little Scooter.

Can you, should you, and/or do you, really trust this motherfucker anymore? C'mon, really. The week after his White House is infected with the Indictment Flu, to contain it, he goes out to the National Institute of Health organization to say we're all in for a deadly winter due to those fucking birds and their viruses. He's diverting attention away from failure, ladies and gentleman. Wait until people start to freeze due to outrageous gas prices while Bunnypants' cronies are soaking in the Carribbean with all their money. He's gonna have to dance ultrafast for that one.

Does Bunnypants not owe you anything? Not even an apology, that his administration has been part of outing a covert spy, and the special prosecutor failed to get the right guy, but after further testimony maybe the Real Truth might come to the surface?

What WE KNOW to Be Lies or Highly Suspect:

1. RE: Safe haven for the bin Laden family and their safe departure to Saudi Arabia the day AFTER 9/11
2. RE: His pitiful performance of acting calm the morning of 9/11
3. RE: Stepping to the plate after 9/11
4: RE: His true relationship to Dickface Cheney
5. His illegally making our women and men in the armed forces die needlessly.

I don't have enough space to even scratch the surface of the corruption, so go watch Fahrenheit 9/11 for a primer and/or refresher.

One has to give the guy an A plus for arrogance. Can you imagine playing with the entire universe, as far as mankind knows, for a living? Waking up to the entire world as you and your father act out some hideously portrayed characters in Oedipus Rex? No thanks.

This man justifies any other man earning a strictly liberal arts degree by proxy. To fully understand Bunnypants, I feel that one has to at the very least have Psych 101, and Philosophy 302 would be helpful. His ego was such that he must start a war to one "upsmanship" his father. He's trying to finish what Daddy started with the lives of young men and women. What an incredibly self-inflated self-ego.

Is it me? I don't think so. The latest polls are showing an approximately 70 percent DISAPPROVAL RATING.
Maybe all the folks and hyperlinks into outerspace at Bartcop, and all the others who have been crying foul for years upon years, are being vindicated as the truth unfolds. Big Dick Cheney and Bunnyboy are the bad guys. War. They sure as hell got they wanted, and then some.

If this article is accurate, that means our prez is one sick motherfucker. The red states are slowly turning blue, which is a good thing.. Blue is my favorite color. Hoo-Rah.

Blackout Pact

2005-10-31T18:13:00.000-07:00

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As I cruise the dregs of Napster and Rhapsody, Inc., I find the most interesting bands to be some that remind me of the hardcore punk that I dismissed as a young man in the seventies.

Trying not to sound like Hank Hill from The King of the Hill, something just ain't right with these youngsters, and I love it. I like this shit, i.e. music from the band Blackout Pact, more than I did in the seventies. This would be due to the fact I was trying to learn improvisation over bebop chord changes, which, musically, always remains a challenge. Three chord changes played at fulltilt volume didn't interest me musically. If I wanted somewhat of anarchy relating to music, all I had to do was put on Ornette Coleman, who blows me away each time I listen to the guy.

Anything, anywhere, anytime, for no reason at all. AAAFNRAA. It was an aesthetic concocted by Uncle Frank Zappa that I always felt I could identify with. He succesfully and wholeheartedly grasped this aesthetic to employ over the course of his career, sadly shortened by cancer. However, he celebrated life utilizing this aesthetic, resulting in seventy-five + albums, each with a touch of musical genius, some entirely pure genius. What a noble way to live.

Then I wretchedly peruse the front pages, landmarking the death of 200o troops over in Iraq, and I try to figure the aesthetic of a mind like George W.'s. It's unfathomable to compare or contrast these two individuals, however one must come to grips with the fact this man gained the trust of a majority of voters in our free country. He won the second battle, even after he displayed four years of the illegal idiocy we now wallow in daily.

It would follow this country must have an aesthetic, reflected by the society as well as the leaders they choose to rule them. Nobody's dog was shot voting for men like Bush and Cheney and Rumsfeld. So what can be made of a free society that puts into office thugs like Cheney, Rumsfeld and Bunnypants? It's one I still choose to live in, so I can't bitch too much. But do these men remain noble as they lean toward a fascist society?

Yet artists and writers and poets could never get into office, not with the way society is currently focused. All important is TV image these days. Poofter hair with perfect white teeth is the norm for senators. I saw three men whom I have utmost respect for their intellectual prowess on C-Span 2. These men were on television for the sole purpose of satirizing the current administration. They were Kurt Vonnegut, Paul Krassner, Art Buchwald and another man I was not familiar with. But all of these men were not very "presentable", politically speaking. Vonnegut with his long wispy hair, sort of like Albert Einstein's hair. Paul Krassner, the original yippie, with his "Fuck Bush" t-shirt, and Buchwald's wide eyes staring into space, all were amusing in their own way.

They were quite the lot, but their collective wisdom superceded that of the current administration's wisdom by tenfold. Vonnegut served this country surviving the bombing of Dresden, Germany in World War Two. Krassner served his country as a radical in the sixties, coining the phrase "yippie", as well as helping end the Viet Nam War through constant hounding of the then-corrupt administration of Richard Milhaus Nixon. Buchwald has been a columnist/author since god knows when, possibly the advent of the typewriter.

And these men, their wisdom, their wit, their raw no bullshit allowed intelligence, dismissed due to deliverance of their speeches, tonal inflections, long hair, and t-shirts. Relegated to C-Span 2 instead of prime time, no measurable audience reported by Nielsen saw these men.

I saw Prince Charles, heir to the Brish throne, say he was the laughing stock of Great Britain due to his organic farming and speeches about throwaway societies, a mere 20 years ago. Now these subjects are relatively mainstream. Yet he was on target regarding throwaway societies. Think about forethought on our chosen leader's agenda in comparison to their vested business interests via the Carlyle Group and Halliburton. Think about their records in regards to the arts, the environment, and war. Then think how you voted, and how you WILL vote next election. It makes a difference, folks.

Back to the dregs of Napster and Rhapsody.com, and forward to throwaway societies mentioned by Prince Charles. The anarchy these guys have been singing about for the past twenty years may be closer than I thought. No one will serve a country or a war that is based on lies. No one will behave laws that are made by the richest one percent of people trying to control the other 99 per cent. Wait till the white man frat-boy becomes the minority. I think there will be a severe backlash that could result in anarchism, yet since chaos is the way of nature, maybe it should be for mankind as well. It's time for cold beer, yippy!!

Getting Crunched By Big Dick, Pt.II

2005-10-25T09:14:00.000-06:00

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With Scooter libby about ready to give up the goods on his boss, Big Dick, and I have the flu this week, I thought it prime time to re-visit an article of mine written back in February, entitled:

Getting Crunched by Big Dick

Big Dick Cheney lied about why we went after Saddam Hussein. That's a fact. If he gets away with it, that will be a shame. The cost of the Iraqi election was immense in regards to primarily the dead and wounded soldiers who fought there, secondary the gullible majority of voters that put him in charge for four more years.

Republicans always talk about less government, which would ultimately lead to libertarianism, however none of the Republicans truly believe in liberty. New agencies have beeen popping up like daisies since 9-11. Many of these agencies functions include limiting freedoms which have nothing to do regarding terrorism, whose powers inlude wire-tapping, questionable due process and other basic issues dating back to the drafting of our Constitution. They border more on limitations of reason, science, individualism and liberty in a host of a variety of ways.

When Bunnypants channels Big Dick through undeniable mind control coupled with a "can do no wrong" daddy image Big Dick projects to George W., these individual liberties being enabled by the government to be invasive to the society at large are said by Bunnyboy to be good. How do they pull off this hat trick?

It's simple, something that Big Dick passed along to Bunnypants. Money. Money will buy clouds to cloak any wrongdoings this administration is getting away with. Moral pundits espousing moral values, like William Bennett and his gambling addiction, Rush Limbaugh and his narcotics addiction, Newt Gingrich whose sexual appetite superceded care of his dying wife, the purchase of the highly unambigous views of Armstrong Williams, and most ironically, Lynne Vincent Cheney's book "Telling the Truth" clouds lies that are really affecting our society.

George W. was born into money. Cheney went into politics right out of college into another truly bankrupt of morality administration, the occupation of the Oval Office by the Nixon sons-of-bitches. He made the right contacts and made a lot of money in business. He served in some capacity in four administrations since and gained a reputation as a no nonsense force difficult to be reckoned with, just right for a pussy like Drunken George Cokehead Bush Sniffer.

Along with Rumsfeld, these guys have gotten away with lies that make Nixon's idiotic break-in of Watergate and the subsequent cover-up and downfall of that administration look like a parking ticket as opposed to murder. I keep wondering if they will get away with their fuck-ups and lies like Reagan did with the Iran-Contra affair. Maybe so. History will tell. Meanwhile, America has chosen to be crunched by Big Dick .

Smelly Democracies Don't Exist

2005-10-17T11:08:00.000-06:00

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Let's get to the meat of the matter regarding this sham of an election in Iraq, that essentially says let's vote for this constitution that we'll change come December. I heard it passed. So what. Was that election just for entertainment purposes? Was it to show the U.S. that Iraq's inevitable war against the insurgents, essentially a civil war, will be postponed till the new year?

America has to figure out that these guys smell. They emit odors that are offensive, and democracy, or republicanism to be more accurate, hasn't existed in countries that stink. India is possibly an exception. They have cowshit in the streets. So that would definitely smell. But can you thnk of another industrialized republic? I'll bet not.

This is due to the fact that hygeine, God, apple pie and the American way go hand in hand with soap, preferably anti-bacterial soap. Soap isn't a greatly needed product on the African continent, as well as the Middle East. They bathe about once a week, even when they have soap.

I lived in a college dormitory when one of the princes of Iran ( the folks against the Shah) was going to school in Norman, Oklahoma at the University of Oklahoma. This guy was a really nice guy, lived about three doors down from my dorm room, but you could smell him from the hallway about eight doors down. The guy's name was Ali, and he was fascinated with western music of which I had a huge collection of jazz, so we became friends, and he took up percussion.

Percussion might be the worst group of instruments for a man who doesn't bathe due to the amount of perspiration it makes one profuse. Perspiration incremented by non-bathing caused a mini-revolt one night when several guys were in my room getting drunk on beer when Ali decided to come over. Some of the more drunk guys in the party told Ali how bad he stunk, there was no reason for it and they threw him in the shower and forcefully scrubbed him down. He didn't think it was all that funny, told the resident assistant, who reported on us and we all got reprimanded.

The reprimand, the party, the shower, those things are all interconnected to the real problem of Ali not bathing. When he was getting the involuntary scrubdown, he shouted the reason he bathed once a week was to preserve water. Well, Norman has plenty of water so that argumentwasn't too strong of an argument. He was taught not to bathe more than once a week.

Now place yourself into a republic, where senators are sitting around doing nothing, and representatives are sitting around doing nothing, other than perspiring. These men need to be reasonably clean so they can sit together for long periods of time doing nothing. Think about it. The Greeks and their bath houses. George Washington and the Washington D.C. bath houses. They stimulate the sweat glands so they don't smell when they put on their robes and suits. That way they can do nothing for literally hours at a time at their constituents expense, making shit up how to rule lives.

It ain't gonna work in the Middle East cause they have no bath houses, nor do they bathe every day, nor every week. So there you have the reason, the most basic reason, to pull out of this stinking fucking war. The Middle East stinks. Africa is no peach either.

It's Not Time For More Stupidity

2005-10-10T19:40:00.000-06:00

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I get some really cool e-mails from people who like my site, more so my ideas I put on my site. It's gratifying, however, I know we're just a bunch of people who want to work and write as they would write sans governmental restrictions, as we do, so it kind of makes this digital underground magazine way cool.

So what do we write? We write different than your local hometown paper, which is probably owned by a chain of motherfuckers who think totalitarian mind control is within their reach, causing the rich to get richer and poor get poorer. Since you are now at a computer, after you read Marty's E-Page, go google Rupert Murdoch and read about the number of media outlets that man has a reign on, and see why the media is the way it is.
Go to your editorials of the Sunday paper this weekend (October 8/October 9) and I imagine you are going to see a majority of editorialists wanting the confirmation of Harriet Miers, Bunnypants' choice as the "most qualified legal mind" he has at his disposal.

That's as big a lie as the one that got us into the War in Iraq, and the death toll, should Miers reverse Roe vs. Wade, will be as great, no, greater, than the War in Iraq due to abortions with clothes hangers performed by men who call themselves doctors and don't give a fuck about health or well-being of the pregnant woman. Folks, the reversal of any law isn't going to stop abortion. Women who think they have no hope for their fetuses are the ones who opt for abortion, and they will continue to do so because done in a professinal caring way, the procedure can be quick and painless. Stick a wire up in the canal, get hold of the bloody string, and pulling out the fetus can be a whole other ball game. Women die.

The evangelical fundamentalists who don't care about what happens to the child after it's born, maybe they should be forced to see a back alley abortion where the mother goes bye-bye from this planet. Maybe they should watch films about unwanted children and the oh so happy lives they live.

Now, when you read or see on television that your president just nominated a woman who had a religious experience awhile back similar to his, and that she will vote to reverse Roe vs. Wade even though "to his recollection' have never talked about the issue, you must think about death in the fashion of living human beings dying. Put aside the debate about when "life" begins, and think about how real death is. It seems death is a concept that slips right by Bunnypant's conceptual ability.

He has been the direct cause of thousands of deaths during his presidency. The War in Iraq turned out to be unnecessary. Whether the intelligence was known to be false, which would make Bunnypants a mass murderer, or if he believed in the erroneous intelligence, which makes him a dupe but responsible nonetheless.

The Special Counsel is starting to move on Karl Rove, making him appear for the fourth time, so it doesn't look good for Rove. Should Rove sing and let the nation know that the president knew the Weapons of Mass Destruction was a fairy tale concocted by God only who knows, that would prove the lies came straight from the top of this administration and the house of cards would begin to tumble. Until then, I hope we can hold out on more stupidity for a few years.

Tough as Nails

2005-10-01T17:27:00.000-06:00

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I don't cry. I really don't. Never have. I'm not trying to say that's a good thing or a bad thing , or I'm a tough guy too tough to cry, but tears just don't emit from my tear ducts very often. I cried when my brother died, and I cried when I found out my non-famililial brother found out he had cancer. When the man died, I was relieved in a way. I didn't even tear up very much. Too much relief on his part, he was in agonizing pain.

Maybe it was something in my childhood, listening to my parents scream at my friends as well as my brother's who were terrible people 'cause the only thing they did was play jazz. Maybe it was the drugs I took during my developmental adolescence, or maybe I should have been a gang member, I heard they are taught not to cry, too much death on a daily basis. They get cold hearts. Sometimes I tear up at some chick flick where everything works out for the couple and their kids, and my girlfriend will start to weep, but I'll just let out a tear or two.

However, when I read the plight reported in the AP News story of the Marine in Iraq whose squad is gone, that got to me on a semi-weepage level. I found it so decimating to one's soul it was probably too much to bare, but I read on about the brave sole survivor. He's the sole survivor of a twelve man squad of Marines, more specifically the 1st Squad, 3rd Platoon, Lima Company, 3rd Battalion, 25th Regiment from Columbus, Ohio.

The man's name is Travis Williams, Marine Lance Corporal for the above-described squad of Marines. They had been described as one of the tightest squads in the Marines, treating every other man as a brother, as a family in a god-awful situation. And eleven of the dead Marines were the loss of Travis', the sole remaining survivor .

The squad got ambushed by a bunch of motherfucking Iraqi insurgents that rigged a roadside bomb that took out a total of fourteen Marines (three brave men from a different squad also fell). The road had been checked by engineers, trying to ensure the safety of the squad regarding mines and other explosives, however the bomb had been rigged under the road's asphalt, cleverly disguising the explosive device.

Captain Christopher Toland, platoon commader, had an uneasy feeling about the mission on August 3, sweeping into a small village to hunt down insurgents purportedly hanging around the area. Toland said to Travis their mission was was too predictable for the insurgency and he stayed up all night uneasily pacing and talking to other awake squad members. Having his platoon do another dangerous mission in a predictable manner was stupid. Toland must have had a premonition, which, skeptics can call me a dunce, but I believe in. I think the Captain was terrified for his men, but unable to show it due to his unfaltering bravery, and his confidence in his brothers in the fight. Plus, a Captain doesn't show tears during a time like that.

The mission was to go in as an early morning surprise and for twelve hours in 120 degree heat, going house to house, trying to flush out the bad guys. The bomb went off and Travis lost eleven brothers at once. Jesus. I still can't imagine what went through Travis' mind. Think of the mental anguish, then guilt that would set in wondering why was he the only one alive. And where's the Commander-in-Chief to offer his condolences, at the very least?

With Bush's quasi-psychotic callousness to other humans (except unborn fetuses which may or may not be human depending on your point of view), Bush decided not to comment on this this man's bravery. It further proves to me that the capacity of Bush to comprehend the the similarities of Viet Nam and this war seem non-existent. Bush has seen so much fuck up during his beat I imagine he needs some intense threapy. And his ability to cry has been lost due to all the death he's resposible for. His heart has grown cold, even though he purports to be a Christian, yeah, right, you dumbshit flunkie.

But to further leave as his legacy more totalitarian mind control through the judicial process by nominating an evangelical Christian to replace Sandra Day O'Conner in the Supreme Court, Harriet Miers, a woman who, praise Jeezuz!! has been reborn, is revolting. Two far right people (Miers and Roberts) that will be left behind for years to hinder progress of our country is too much for the Constitution to handle.

I hope Biden et.al. on the judicial committee have some epiphanies and come up with questions that will make her say that if the chance arose, she would reverse Roe vs. Wade. I saw the judicial committee try to make Roberts take a stand as he artfully dodged the committee's questions, but there has to be a way to trip them up. I hope so. Otherwise, five years down the road and back alley abortions may return due to federal law.

How does this relate to Travis' loss? It's just I don't think Bush cares much about life on earth. I think his evangelical teachings have taught him the same thing the Taliban's leaders have taught their followers, it will be better on the other side. But what if it's just a one shot-deal? That leaves generations of young people to clean up this mess. "Slackers" was a noun to describe the nineties kids and they're doin' alright, but they had eight years of Bill Clinton, a progressive intelligent intellecual as a presidential legacy. That's one thing the new millenium kids won't have. They'll have years of decompensation, debt to pay, and the increasing reality of nuclear holocaust. When I was younger, there were two superpowers atstaring at each other knowing better than to push any button that would decimate mankind. Now, we have seven and counting. And when the time comes, poof goes our species.

Bush's Policy:Let the Poor Rebuild the Poor

2005-09-27T22:36:00.000-06:00

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There is a law on the books called the Davis-Bacon Act that requires federal contractors to give workers what is called "prevailing wages", a wage that is way above the $5.15/hr. that exists for"non-prevailing wage' jobs. Essentially it's a law that lets unions get in on the action of the recovery of the City of New Orleans and lets the workers make some decent livable wages, even live at middle to upper middle income levels. Bunnypants used some "extra special double secret" suspension power(few knew about this power, especially the unions) to suspend the Davis-Bacon Act. This means the unions got fucked and recovery contracts will be given to rich guys whose employees will be making minimum wage.

Proponents of the suspension are saying, yay!, it's good for small businesses, it's good for the speed of recovery through the non-use of red tape! It cuts through the bureaucracy! That's a load of horseshit. What Bunnypants did was stick it to union workers, so the contracts given are usually to low-bid contractors. Hence, poverty can return to New Orleans and, mark my words, his cronies will get those contracts and pay their workers minimum wage. Ahh, back to blessed poverty for those underpriveleged. That's the way they should be according to Bunnypants.

Nothing new here. The rich getting richer as the poor get poorer. I'd like to see how many minority owned firms win federal contracts that will be coming down the pike as soon as the hurricane season is over. Remember, folks, the fat lady hasn't even sang on hurricanes quite yet. Rita seemed like a bonafide LSD flashback of Katrina. Pray there aren't more (hurricanes that is , not acid flashbacks).

I wonder if the whole recovery employment scheme will be structured as it is in Iraq. Literally BILLIONS have been spent over there, or I should say charged by Halliburton et.al. (Carlyle Group?, I mean, c'mon, blatant embezzlement of the taxpayers) , and for what? Is Iraq's infrastrucure really back on track? There's a Muslim saying that essentially says don't let a blind man walk without a staff, it might hurt the blind man as well as other people who might get in his way. That's what our current administration has been doing for six years, blind men walking without a staff of political ideas, hurting the whole country as they plow through their fucked up inertia while borrowing more and more money from China, Russia and Japan to pay for everything.

And think of the train wreck that would occur if those loans from our currently friendly allies were called in. Could we pay back the loans? No. Would we pay back the loans? No. What would ensue? Chaos on the order of magnitude this country hasn't seen economically speaking, and possibly much worse. Notice I used the words currently friendly allies. Is it so hard to imagine a day if Russia and China warmed up to each other? Could they benefit from each other eventually enough to become superpowers, as the Soviet Union was mere decades ago?

They could demand to be paid back were they to resume superpower status. I'm not paranoid, but I've delved far enough into the internet to know the Pentagon has documents regarding Sino-Russian counter-offensive attack plans that would blow your mind. I've read them. You can Google for them if you want to read some scary shit. They're some pretty sick motherfuckers who dream up and plan for these types of events.

So Bunnypants, I guess you prayed all your life for the position your in. How does it feel now? Maybe a little lonely at the top? More like the bottom. Even the fools are beginning to catch on with the likes of the Carlyle Group, Halliburton, the Downing Street Memo, the bogus intel that forced us into an unneeded war, the ripping off of U.S.funds, the incompentency of all the current administration, the threat of terrorism that has increased rather than diminish, idiotic Israeli peace plans, global religious wars, viruses yet to be named, this president has proven to be a curse.

Think of what the religious right would be saying about all the destruction that has accompanied George II if Bill Clinton were in office. They would be saying all this was the work of Satan blaming those filthy blow jobs and lewd activities with cigars. But with Bunnypants, it's the work of God and a way for people to come together to help each other out. Mr. President, if you would let the Davis-Bacon Act be, and let some real money go to the recovery projects and the hard working people doing the real work, that might be a beginning for atonement, or maybe at the very least get God off our ass for a couple of years.

Bush's Style: Out of Touch

2005-09-20T07:50:00.000-06:00

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One can define style as the proper words at the proper places at the proper times. Anyone who saw Bush's "inspirational" speech on Sunday saw that Bush's style is so ludicrous that it makes Jethro Bodine from the Beverly Hillbillies look like Richard Gere on the cover of GQ magazine.

The backdrop of the intact parish and the equestrian statue lit up to the intensity of a Rolling Stones concert in a city that supposedly has no electricity, and the words that ran so shallow from the shell of a human being spewing them forth to the masses was insulting.

It turns out as the whole fucking nation was tracking this huge red blob on the weather channel by the minute and hour, with warnings on every channel, even the U.S. spanish-speaking channels, the president of our country, our Commander-in-Chief, our protector in times of danger, didn't even know about the storm until after it had hit New Orleans. HE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT!!!!!

For comparison, in 1965 when New Orleans got pounded by a category four hurricane, Lyndon Baines Johnson was amongst the "underpriveledged" (Barbarba Bush's words), within eighteen hours, comforting the people with a flashlight, beaming it on his face like a boy scout on a campfire trip making spooky faces, but reassuring the decimated people that help was on the way and he would be there with them in the dark and the cold until the cavalry came. And it came quick, by the second day things were regrouping. This this was forty-one years ago.

That's presidential style. Bush didn't even know about KATRINA. He must have had the biggest brain-fart in recent presidential history, maybe he was on a coke-bender, a Jim Beam-fest, I mean, what was it? It may have been that he was so goddammed ignorant to realize that a huge red swirling mass on a weather map going due west towards a huge metropolitan area is a bad thing. It took him eighteen days and and truckload of krieg lights and a spared parish of which directly behind it was total decimation for his style to emerge. LBJ's took eighteen HOURS for him to be in a shelter with the affected people of New Orleans.

Bunnypant's ratings will be out the window at all time lows now, but folks, and you folks in Louisiana who fell for his religious bullshit, you shouldn't vote for a man that lied to you regarding war. The facts were out there last election. There was no reason for him to be vacationing for the 4th time since April since he hasn't accomplished anything except destruction. You folks who voted for this man should be ashamed for the rest of your lives. I mean, the guy is a failure, how much proof do you need?

By the way, what has the vice-president been doing except gaining weight the past year? He might be meeting with top-notch lawyers to begin his defense on charges of starting an illegal war. It is not time to pity this fatty during his time of bad health and despair. He is a wicked man who pulled an evil stunt that has cost thousands of lives and will continue to be a mess for years to come. It's karma. The golden rule. He'll be in bad shape the rest of his life. The head cheese from Tyco just got 25 years in a New York State Penetentiary. That's like Riker Island. If all goes well and justice is served, Cheney will at the very least get federel time, a little less harsh than state time but no cakewalk.

But back to the president. Don't you think he would have read a newspaper or watched a television? Is the show "The West Wing" that far off base? They supposedly have the inner-workings of a presidential day dramatized, with an exact replica of the oval office and all that. It's just so goddammed incredulous that this dunce didn't know about Katrina. Martin Sheen knew, I'll tell ya that. And his advisors, too.

I resent Bush. The wrongs he has made this nation endure are inexcusable. I resent the fact he took an oath to protect the citizens of our nation. I try to keep my karma in check and try not to hate even a guy like Hussein, but I do hate Hussein and I hate Bush equally. Four years since the attack of this country and there are no plans for another attack. There just isn't anything that would protect us in a case of an attack, another hurricane, or wait till the big one hits Los Angeles. It will make New Orleans seem like a gust of wind. Not ONE FUCKING THING has been done at the federal level. That is not acceptable.

Bush's legacy can be summed up into 12 words: "I came, I saw, I decimated the fuck out of a superpower." I just want to congratulate the fuck out of you idiots who voted for this slug for a first legal term. My only prayer is some Washington hotshot lawyer doesn't call the Democrats on the fact that Bush was never elected in 2000, which would legally make him available for four more years. You want to see the end of destruction? Put him in for four more. He'd be so overwhelmed with the mess he has made of everything he has ever touched, maybe we could get him to be the the first president to go to Jupiter. We have scientists that have the ability to fool him into the voyage, and we could send him off with a great big banner saying "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!" Bon Voyage, Bunnyboy. And I hope Einstein's theory on aging goes haywire with you.

Barbara Bush: A Big Fat Caucasian Cunt

2005-09-13T16:40:00.000-06:00

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As Babs, aka Barbara Bush, whizzed by the Houston Astrodome in her private charter jet, uttered from twenty-five thousand feet something to the effect that the situation was working very well down there in the Dome because most of the evacuees were underpriviledeged anyway, they wouldn't know the difference. What a slap in the proverbial face for the poor refugees from her neighboring state. What an arrogant disgusting cunt, that lady is. Utterly repulsive.

It's just one more arrogant protuberance from the BFEE of what went wrong during the 2004 elections. Did the underpriviledeged actually not vote, did their votes get dumped as in 2000, I mean, it raises so many questions that I wonder if the "underpriviledeged" were suckered in by all this Christian gobble-de-gook. They might agree with their rich white folks on religion, but when push comes to shove, the Christian right don't give a fuck about poor people.

There were a couple of days I struggled with the question if it was "underpriviledeged" people, including whites, or was it just blacks who were poor being the main reason for delay of The Cavalry. I came to the conclusion from Babs' statement that she has a strong distaste for anyone poor. And these conclusions led to further conclusions, concluding, nobody 'cept the poor and middle class gives a shit about the poor.

Oprah Winfrey, the richest woman on the planet, gave one million dollars to her brothers and sisters from the South. The Sandia Indians here in New Mexico who have been poor for centuries and who have the least blood ties to any of the affected gave 2 million dollars. The tribe is estimated at 300 million dollars. Do the math. The Sandia tribe proved to be much more chartiable than that blow-hard Oprah.

Oprah, who always has made a fortune about telling her sisters, be them black or white, poor and rich alike, about her lifelong struggle and how it made her what she is today. What is that, Oprah? A money-loving chick who can't cough up more than a million bucks? That is giving the equivalent of .0000003 of her worth (I did the math). The Sandias gave .005 as a whole tribe. That's a very generous sum of money going from the poor to the poor. That is a huge disparity in charitable giving, with Oprah being below sea-level on the totem pole of giving .

Although I have given as much as I can, because I love that city and its people, as well as I thought it was my duty to give something, it's hard to decide which charity to support. I gave to the Red Cross simply due to the ease of it. However, I know there are fatcats on the payroll of the Red Cross as well as the Salvation Army. I wish I could give to an organization where I knew they were going to buy a thousand cases of iced cold beer, bar-b-cue pork by the truckloads, potato salad, corn salad, salad salad, chips, live bands with Little Feat and Dr. John headlining, now that's something I think some of the refugees need, one big-assed blow out of a party.

Everyone has been warned about the phishing scams on the net, but to tell you the truth, I haven't gotten more than a couple. They're so easy to spot and you'd have to be a dumbass to give these guys your credit card number for a relief fund. To give anyone your credit card number on the net, you'd better be sure who you're dealing with.

To get to the meat of the matter, if one has the capacity to actually go do work in the affected areas, that is by far the best. Pooring billions upon billions certainly helps in the immediate need, but we all know one can get lacksadaisical about money which can disappear, get misappropriated, and eventually hinder the industry that is needed to start the rebuilding of the city.

The word hope is starting to rear its beatiful tone. Hope has already quickened what seemed insurmountable 12 days ago. I think that word carrys an energy that diffuses amongst the affected. It seems to be a contagious word, as well. It is giving life to the brethren that are still finding bodies in houses and floating in the waters. Some say hope is delusional. I would refer them to 9/11 and how quickly we recovered from that catastrophe.

Maybe I wouldn't be so optimistic if it were Beverly Hills or the other 'hoods that the media have been saying would have been helped quicker. I believe some of that is true, that help would have gotten there sooner,yet I also have spent alot of time in the city of New Orleans, got to know many locals, and there is a spririt among those people that the jaded rich phonies in Beverly Hills will never know. Can you imagine Mardi Gras down Rodeo Drive? Someone might get their Gucci shoes stepped on or their foofy hair do mussed.

I must throw in Bunnypant's remark about how good of job Mike Brown, or "Brownie" as he referred to his pal who had nothing doing being in the head position of FEMA, was doing during one of his first photo-ops. "Brownie" is gone. "Brownie" went bye-bye. So much for BFEE friendship. And what the fuck was the Secretary of Defense doing Photo-opping around town? Hey Rumsfeld, you still have a big fuckin' mess in Bagdad, why don't you go photo-op with some bodybags coming in daily, you prick? This administration is FUCKING BANANAS!!!!! God Bless the Big Easy, and I pray I get to play on Bourbon Street within two years, if not sooner.

No Higher Calling Who and What

2005-09-06T17:40:00.000-06:00

Note: I'm staying away from the Katrina situation for now. I have some black friends down there that'll give it to me straight. I played on Bourbon Street every month for about six years as the only white boy in the band. They'll give me the straight dope on the situation. I don't think the cops were looting the city anymore than I think people were breaking into stores for profit. There was FOOD AND WATER in those stores, folks. The media (Fox, CNN,MSNBC, the whole lot of them) say all sorts of conflicting things, which should remind you beware of what is in print or on the telly, most of it is bullshit. When something like Katrina rears it's deadly head, don't believe ANYTHING you read, and don't let the politicians try to spin their unpreparedness. What was Homeland Security doing, just watching the Weather Channel? They sat on their ass for from day one of September, doing nothing but saying the magnitude of this storm was the biggest ever to hit land. That's when the calvary should have moved. Now for some real bullshit...........

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Bunnypants further shoved his idiocy into everyone's faces during a recent ad for the U.S. forces ( I believe they've already pulled it it was so outlandish) than there is "no higher calling " than serving in the United States Armed Forces. Sorry, veterans, you have done a job I never could have , but that designates it no "higher" than being a priest, or a jazz musician, or a writer, or poet, or a garbage man. Nobility is an ornament upon which one place's his endeavour. Saying that one job has a higher calling than another comes from the mouth of our current president, which pretty much makes it untrue right at face value.

Goddammit people, you don't have to be anything other than that which you want to be to consider something your "higher calling". If you have a strong propensity to fuck, go be a man/woman-whore. If you have a strong propensity to think about guns, go be a soldier. If you have a propensity for heroin, go be a junkie. It ain't nobody's bizness 'cept your own. You start lettin' your parents or counselors decide what's best for you in your life, you ain't bein' true to your own self, and that's the name of this whole fucking game, boys and girls.

You wanna be a mama and nothing else? I would think there is no higher calling than that, but, if you wanna have a career, go for it. You wanna be a gunner on a rivership that'll make yo' badself happy, do it. Be a pool hustler, or a businessman. You have to decide for yourself.

Some lifestyles and work situations prove to have a longer lasting lifespan than others. Some are more profitable. Some will make you famous, some infamous. But if there were no higher calling than being in the military, why didn't Bunnypants make a career of it? Where are the Bush twins? They're hiding from the armed forces like the plague. You'll never see a politician's son or daughter on the front lines. They're usually too fucked up on champagne and coke, just like their pappies were at that age.

I wonder if any family with a combined income of 125,000 dollars have children in the armed forces. I imagine that is a very rare thing. It's a damn dangerous gig for a young kid straight out of high school. The young man who bags my groceries told me he had joined the Marines and ships off to boot camp about two days after graduation this coming May. He was very excited and I congratulated him and wished him the best. I wondered how I would react if I had a son joining up right now. I don't know if I would congratulate him or try my damndest to dissuade his decision. It's a hard decision, however, I've always said I'd let my kid be whatever they desire.

Hopefully by that time I would have instilled enough information for him to tell the difference between truth and bullshit. Maybe that's the best any parent can teach a young man or woman. Then let them take it from there.

The USA Is A Big Fat Liar

2005-08-28T20:49:00.000-06:00

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I was reading an article of mine from February, 2004 and realized how many criminally prosecutable bold-faced lies and actions this administration is getting away with, and the amount of dust that seems to just keep being swept under the carpet.

To fully realize the amount of crimes the BFEE has gotten away with, one must start at day one of Bush's first campaign. I know it's foolish to trust politicians. My grandfather told me that. He strongly disliked them , I don't know why, he died when I was ten, yet I remember he had a strong dislike for them. But this genetic dislike has trickled down to my asking others why, when where and how many Iran-Contras, Watergates, Monica's hummers, and other "scandals" of past president this president and others seem to get away with . If there ever was a Slick Willy, Bunnypants takes the fucking cake hands down.

I don't understand the phenomenon because Bunnyboy isn't slick. He's as dumb as the guy in high school who flunked gym class. That's what makes it so incredulous.

His co-horts, former and current, aren't particularly slick in the Bill Clinton way, either. Bill Clinton can work a crowd, let's face it. Although I consider him to be one of the best presidents of the past century, he is still like a used car salesman who could sell ya a junker and still feel for your repairs you might have to make thirty days later.

I think Colin Powell is going to have to come back and face some charges of going to the U.N. with a total piece of bullshit that helped lead us into war, if he wants to truly fess up. He's not really slick. He just was fucked by his own superiors.

Cheney is devious as hell, but I don't consider him slick. I knew he was lying from the git-go. I think it's the people and the "liberal" press that are helping these people get away with lies and high crimes. What if Hillary Clinton had written a trashy novel like Lynn Cheney did a couple of decades ago? The Christian right was either unaware she wrote that sleaze (doubtful) or there is just some sort of inexplicable buffer that shields these people such as Ms. Cheney. And the fact their daughter is a lesbian , and somewhat of an activist, doesn't she have something like a "Right Wing Dyke Club" or something along those lines? Why does Pat Robertson not want to shoot her? And the Pat Robertson's calling for a covert assanitation of the Venezuelan leader never hit page one. Yeah, a real right wing press we have. Pat should be up on charges as well.

Donald Rumsfeld has proven to be an enemy of the people on so many indictable counts that I could write an indictment for a grand jury, yet he's still telling people things are going as planned. And Middle America still believes him. Are people that ignorant, misinformed, or just stubborn that their Christian Prez is making men die by the thousands in the name of the lord?

The United States was so goddammed unprepared when we went that it was pitiful. Colonel Richard Hunt, now retired, said he called for 400,00 troops before invasion. Powell was calling for at least for 300,000, just for the reason that what is happening : Insurgencies popping up like, uh, poppy flowers. Yet Slick Bunnywad seemed to get his way.

How did the Downing Street Memo get brushed aside so quick. Here was a memo saying all the intel was outdated, useless, yada yada yada, you know, the shit we heard over and over, yet they used it as fresh intel. The issue of a memo wasn't hot news when there was a blond in distress in Aruba. It went away in a week.

Halliburton has raped the U.S. economy to the point of total insanity. See Bartcop.com for an ongoing account of Halliburton's sins, and they're the only E-zine I know that KEEPS UP WITH THE INSANITY!!!!! CNN, all the majors, most of the minors, and no other e-zines I have seen have kept a running account of the billions of dollars Halliburton has sucked from Iraq. They just don't care or don't have time till the latest greatest shit just poured down, which they need to send to a rporter to tell everyone everything is going as planned..

High crimes and misdemeanors is a full blown charge to a president. I wish I had the power to get it on the books somehow. You know he's guilty, you Republicans. He's a sick-assed flunkie who has totally destroyed two countries. I just pray there are only two that he fucks up. With his policies, a world war could easily ejaculate. But then, he'd have three years of being a nothing prez. I hope we can get through three more years before Armageddon.

Bush's Legacy:Religious Dogma and War

2005-08-23T16:21:00.000-06:00

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I wonder if the people who voted for Bush's second term/ first election, if they really believed the religious part of his schlamiel/schlamozzle, or if they really thought he would be a better leader during wartime. Either way, they were dead wrong, but the reason I bring this up is because I had a debate with a good friend of mine who is now Republican all the way, and he is a Christian (five years ago he was a quart of vodka/day drunken pothead pain-killer addict, go figure).

Five years ago he was polar opposite, politically and religiously. Although we don't remain as close, physically in locale or on ideas, including art, music, books, etc., we have grown apart on several issues. Like, I'm still a quart a day/vodka pothead painkiller agnostic (that was for humor in case my girlfriend reads this), and he used to be an atheist. I have always been somewhat agnostic, and I could respect his atheism. He had in the past always respected my agnosticism. The problem now lies in the fact I respect his Christianity but he doesn't respect my agnosticism. Go figure.

He told me that he voted for Bush because he thought Bush was a good religious man who would do this country good. We had had late night reveries in the factual agreement that religion had nothing to do with politics, and would usually interfere with each other, i.e. communism outlawing Christianisty and The Anglican Church outlawing , well, anything that pissed off a king. But then he married a wealthy Republican, who I now see as his "Holy Ghost" type of experience.

My friend's turnabout resulted after four years of living in a Banana Republic and watching Bunnypants literally destroy a country, our country. He came from Communist Poland several years ago and married a wealthy woman here in the states who I'm sure helped him kick some of his bad thoughts of atheism mighty quickly, yet how does one kick atheism? I asked him if he had had a "Holy Ghost" experience or anything along those lines and he replied no, but he felt after the birth of his son he thought there must be a higher power. I think there's most likely a higher power by just getting away with some of the shit I pulled when I was younger, but it still doesn't prove a higher power. I think the "change" in my friend's past aesthetic and religious views were his wife's influence, whhich isn't necessarily a good thing or a bad thing, except when it comes to this formerly enlightened guy now espousing Bush as as a progressive.

To take this a step further, it seems to me that when people who get into high political positions start believing they were appointed by higher powers, usually subscribe to a religious "dogma du jour". Constantine went all out with his belief of Christ and it was best back then you'd better go along with his belief or big trouble was comin' 'round the corner. Cities were named after him in the name of his new found religiosity and atheists and pagans were best to duck and cover.

Hell, Bush and his cohorts aren't too far away from re-naming this country Bushtantinople. Every guy he's appointed or named in a top position is a Christian. Is there something wrong with that? Fuck yes there is something wrong with that. Christianity has turned into a religion that business fatcats can hide behind when they get caught doing their sins they preach about on Sundays, like when Jim Baker fucked that skank down in Alabama and went to jail for bilking his followers for millions, or Jimmy Swaggart crying all over his television cameras about his rendevous with an eighteen year old whore. They use it as a cover for hypocrisy.

Let's not forget when Charles Keating and the Keating Five (whom John McCain was one, how quickly we forget) who were responsible for the bilking of billions upon billions of dollars from savings and loans institutions, and George Herbert Bush (bush#1) made the taxpayers come to Keating's rescue so our economy wouldn't collapse, hell old Charles was a fire-and-brimstone sort of guy.

They hide in the Middle America belief of something as unlikely as a virgin birth, or a man raising up from the dead, through the twisted verbal account of an ex- whore. Is this reasonable, people? Has anything positive occurred unless it has been based upon reason? I'm not denying there are religious organizations that help the poor, or some people who have believed in religions like Mother Theresa and the Pope have done good in their lives, but for every Mother Theresa or Pope, there have been ten Hitlers in the name of religion.

Which is why it's so dangerous to pack courts full of one religion. How many Muslims has Bush appointed to a position? There are extremely intelligent Muslim men fully capable, well, of his position, for that matter. I would just hate tolerance or freedoms begin to disappear more than they have due to the most dumb-assed president this country has ever encountered. Remember, we have almost three more years of this guy. Better watch him closely as we have seen the damage he can do in five years.

Bernard Goldberg Is A Wieny

2005-08-14T12:00:00.000-06:00

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On August 11, 2005, Bernard Goldberg, ex-correspondent turned dickhead pundit, appeared on the 7:30 - 8:00 a.m. segment touting his new book entitled " The Top 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America". Essentially he said that these people were responsible for fucking up America, and to paraphrase, that we were all going to hell in a hand-basket if these people didn't get with the "red" states "Middle America", and cut out the nonsense that occurs on, his words, not mine, "paranthetical "blue coasts" ".

He qualified this statement saying if both blue coasts were to get in touch and eliminate the "disconnect" (which is a verb, Bernard, not a noun, you idiot), a new pundit buzzword, between the blue states and the red states, then everyone would probably be ok, but those elite people in the blue states were out of touch with reality and were fucking up America. Well, I think it's the polar opposite.

The people in the red states have always had about a three to-five time year lag when it comes to politics, music, fashion, fads, you name it. It's just that farmboys in Kansas aren't gonna be the hip young guys, not because there dumb, it's more of an information lag-time.

Yeah, Bernard, those scientists in Boston/Cambridge, and the San Francisco/Oakland Bay area, and Madison, Wisconsin, at the University of Wisconsin, and Austin, Texas, at the University of Texas, and Stanford and UCLA and CUNY, and Princeton, all those damn liberal bastions of depravity where they are working on curing cancer, heart disease, engineering the impossible, exploring artificial intelligence, debating the string theory, wondering if this is the theory that can explain the whole universe, yeah, Bernie, these places ought to be shut down. Let's return to good old-fashioned ignorance. Why don't we try to outlaw these damn elite blue states. Hell, we wouldn't have ever gotten out of Viet Nam if it wasn't for those good ole boy red states who wanted to keep the war goin' so their defense conglomerates could continue making weapons of mass destruction(that was an attempt at irony.......).

Yeah, those blue coast people are involved in different types of activities than, oh, say the drunk-assed hillbillies in eastern Kentucky selling oxycontins to Rush Limbaugh via his live-in maid, or the KKK down in Alabama who haven't quite figured the black man was set free well over a century ago. If Goldberg thinks these red states are like Norman Rockwell paintings, then he needs to go to some town like Gilbertsville, Alabama and register with his last name, then see what kind of southern hospitality he gets. Hell, there'll be banners up on Main Street saying "We Got Us A Jew At The Hotel Lester Maddox!!".

The "blue coasts" and "blue states" are and always have been places where PROGRESS occurs. If you want to call progress elitist, go ahead. But when your heart pump goes out, I'd sure thank those evil-doers who have figured out how to essentially non-intrusively go into your heart and repair damaged tissue. Or when you come down with prostate cancer, your chance of survial is quite good for survival (75% cure rate). Or when your mother breaks her hip, she'll remain mobile thanks to the plasic hip replacement resulting from research that goes on in these damned elitist communities.

Bernie said there's nothing he can do when he's with his children and some show like "Will and Grace" comes on and there's nothing one can do about it. Or when gangsta rap comes on MTV and there's nothing you can do about. Sure there is. Turn that shit off and turn your kids on to orchestral music and jazz, that have always been on the blue coasts and usually take some time before it emanates to Middle America. It's been this way for at least 75 years. Bernie, crank up some Louis Armstrong and have a gas with your kids. They'll love it.

The only music to come out of Middle America is Country, Western, and Country and Western, that music that worships getting drunk, beating up your wife, fighting in bars, getting "tatted", in reality scarred with tattoos, and honky-tonkin' their lives away until they need a kidney transplant developed by those awful blue states. Oh, I almost forgot bluegrass, whose father of this music was Bill Monroe, a known racist/separatist, who hated black people, or any people other than his fair-skinned brothers.

I had to look at this list for myself that Goldberg came up with, so I threw on some jeans and a tee-shirt and went down to the local newsstand and browsed through his book. Almost every lady or gentleman listed was a Democrat or Independent or "Other". There were a couple of Republicans, but not very many. Al Franken was number 37, which I thought Franken would at least make Goldberg's top ten due to Al's frankness about how big of fool Goldberg is.

Almost every Republican in the nation is starting to re-evaluate the current administration, including Middle America. Goldberg must be one of the guys that'll go to his grave saying that George W. Bush is not a war criminal, and that he was an excellent president in the face of the terrorists. He's an ex-reporter, for god's sake. He ought to know, and realize what is really going on.

The Republicans have fucked up everything they have touched, period. There are literally billions upon billions of dollars missing from this mess of a war we're in. Doesn't that seem odd? I mean, that would take more than a storage locker or two to stash billions of dollars into. Are they marked in $100 bills or $20 bills?Either way, it takes alot of space unless it's cooked into books. Hallibuton's hands are so dirty it will take years to figure out their cooked books, and where the money was funneled, but you might as well start at the top and work down, which would make Bunnypants our starting point.

From there, Cheney would be Number Two ( hell, Uncka Dick is Number One in reality but not structurally ), and from there just go down the line until someone sings like a canary. Then you proceed over to the Pentagon and the CIA, and find out if Bush was misled or if Bush misled the United States. Either way he should be held responsible. A man should be judged by his actions, not by words or rhetoric or anything else. Judge him by his actions , then judge the consequences of those actions. He's a war criminal, period. The Iraquis had nothing to do with 9/11. Nothing. If Bush got suckered, he should own up to that. He wouldn't be the first. What this administration has gotten away with so far is beyond the Twilight Zone.

What happened to the Karl Rove story? This guy leaked a covert agent to the press and Fox News never even raised a question about it. What about the vote count in Ohio, where the head cheese overseeing the elections was an ex-campaign manager for Dubya Bunnypants? Ohio was won by a very narrow margin, as was the national vote count resulting in the disaster we're in. If Ohio went to Kerry by literally a few thousand votes, we'd be in a totally different situation. Do you think Kerry would put John Bolton, an antagonistic son-of-a-bitch, into the United Nations at a delicate point in history in which we need to mend some relationships with major economies in Europe and the Middle East?

Would Kerry appoint an extreme right -wing man to replace Sandra Day O'Connor on the Supreme Court? There needs to be balance in our Republic or the thing gets out of hand and one party's ideology becomes so dominant that it takes years to get back on an even keel. Right now the chief obstacle in the progress of our country is the Republican right and all their big biz cohorts. It's ironic that the Christian right votes Republican when it says very plainly in their holy book that it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God. I think Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson decided that this passage was inserted into the bible by some blue state, somewhere, somehow.

Bernard Goldberg is just another sensationalistic writer who makes his millions by all the dumbfucks who buy and BELIEVE his rhetoric. There's a market for that kind of low-brow bullshit that is equal in intellectual capacity to the people who read Jackie Collin's books. But it's time for the majority of Middle America realize their sons and daughters are dying daily and enough is enough. Middle America is not Bernie Goldberg. Do you think if he had a son that his son would be in Iraq? Fuck no! He's too clever selling his dumbassed books to the people who's sons and daughters go and serve, and die. Bernard, are your children in the armed forces right now? Hmmmm?? I didn't think so.

Our Bush Is Sick

2005-07-28T17:08:00.000-06:00

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I have come to the conclusion that George W. Bush is a sick man. Many of you might be saying "You're just now coming to that conclusion?". But what I mean is that he is really psychologically / pathologically: A Sick Man. I'm sure I've said in unpolite wine-drunk dinner conversation something like "Man, what a sick-assed motherfucker..", something along those lines. But I don't think I ever thought of him as being a really "fucked up in the mind" kind of sick.

Now there is just way too much evidence to NOT consider this man as being pathologically sick, dating clear back to his days as a coked-up drunk. But he's only one of a sick group of guys who cooked up the war we're currently in. War is to be avoided unless all other avenues have been totally exhausted. It takes pathologically sick men to sucker the majority of a country into believing a very avoidable war was necessary. This is exactly what happened when Bush's colleagues went to the U.N. and Colin Powell gave the false and purposely erroneous speech to the United Nations ( I think Powell got suckered also...) .

Recently I read that a poll resulted in that sixty per cent of the U.S. have thought the possibilty of World War Three within their lifetime was "likely". There were four choices. One was "very likely", "likely", "unlikely", and "it won't happen". I'd bet you 58 per cent of the 60 per cent who voted "likely" voted for Bush. It seems very coincidental that George W. won the presidential election by roughly the same margin. Anyway, the article said that most thought WWIII would probably be with China, the rest thought the Middle East and/or something to do with Israel and Palestine.

Sixty per cent is a hell of a lot of people to think that World War III is a possibility in their lifetime ( the article never said how old these folks were). Does Bush's western -style "We'll get 'em, dead or alive" fuel these thoughts of world destruction by a majority of a survey? I would think most definitely. Shit, we can't even find a bearded man hiding in caves much less get in a serious conflict with China. Our military is stretched. Rumsfeld said you go to war with what you got. The armed forces are not having an easy time right now signing up new faces. Recruitment is very low. The kids know they'll be going to war. It's time to cool the redneck rhetoric from our president.

Bush wielded his mighty dull sword of a brain when he said, shortly after his first inauguration, and his largest arms sale in U.S. history to Taiwan, that we would defend the sovereignty of Taiwan with full force of our military. This was pre-9/11 rhetoric. He was looking to give shit to someone from day one. China responded that they would not let anyone interfere with their dealings with Taiwan. Oops. Georgy got his ass handed back to him on a cold plate. This seems like unnecessary provocation by our president with a country that could decimate U.S. cities in minutes with their nuclear power. A war with China wouldn't necessarily mean World War Three, but it would mean the end of our species if nuclear force was used by either side.

What if China decided that it's prime time for a takeover of Taiwan, knowing that our military is stretched as it is with the war in Iraq? Was Bush wielding nuclear destruction with his western-style of provocation? It seems to me Bush is like a little bully who's got a big older friend(Cheney) who will protect him on the school playground at recess time no matter what he says, and who he says it to. He's a little butthole.

Bunnypants Bush is the same man who just put John Bolton into the United Nations as an ambassador. Since it's a known fact that John Bolton was on the Taiwanese payroll in his very checkered past, that's like sending a "fuck you" right into China's face, right from the get go. What a fucking idiot. No other U.N. ambassadors will respect Bolton knowing that he was swept into the position while Congress was at break. Other nations know about Bolton, they have seen the reservations Congress harbored against him. He's a known pseudo-hardass. He'll serve no purpose and was an idotic choice. A sick choice.

This is our president pulling this crap. He hasn't figured out the United Nations was formed to promote peace. It has it's flaws, there have been some scandals, but it's the best there is right now. Since Bush isn't totally insane (he's pretty close), then he's trying to bully China right now at a time in which we don't need to bully anyone. He's too old to act like he's on the playground at recess time acting like a jerk-off. When one is 59 years old and president of the United States, and one has no more wisdom than a five year old at recess time, we're dealing with a sick infantile mind.

He can cloak himself in religion as much as he wants in his defense of his arrogance, but before he makes offensive remarks and actions, he'd better think about what comes out of that monkey-faced pie hole of a mouth. Hopefully China will behave themselves in regards to Taiwan and leave them be until another president comes along in 2008, and everyone can come to a rational solutionm to that dilemma. America will put a man with some intelligence and wisdom back into the White House, and hopefully Democrats will regain the House and Senate. Then we can get off this roller coaster of destruction of this country that six short years ago was beaming with respect, peace and prosperity.

And by the way, World War III isn't going to happen anytime soon. We had a "Cold War" with Russia for about 45 years until capitalism won out. Sorry, guys, Reagan had nothing to do with the fall of communism. It's just that people like to own stuff, materialism wins over any other political philosophy. Stuff is more powerful than ideologies. Capitalism will topple the Commies in China. Just don't taunt them during their transition with talk of weaponry or attack plans. Taunt them with New Balance tennis shoes, hip-hop, rap, acid jazz, freedom, football, Mariah Carey, Tom Cruise, zoot suits, Krispy Kremes and Starbucks. Those things carry more weight than Bunnypants' hollow redneck bully tactics ever will.

Karl Who?

2005-07-26T16:35:00.000-06:00

Karl Who?

One of the biggest things in the media last week was how Andrea Mitchell got man-handled by a murderous regime in Sudan for asking their prez why he killed a few million people. Oooh, Condi got pissed and demanded an an "Official" apology. So what. This guy murdered some two million people and the ladies from the U.S. are pissed because they(Andrea et.al.) were told not to ask about the murders, so they said fuck that and they violated the rules of protocol of that murderous country, which brings up, why were they there?

Well, one very good theory would be to throw enough smokebombs around the situation of Karl Rove and it's bigger cousin, the issue of why we went to war. Has our president gotten us into something due to non-negotiation with Iraq that might make Watergate look like a truthfest and confessional?

These are strong words, but I mean them wholeheatedly. I think Bunnypants has become the enemy of the people. He has , either purposely or through stupidity, damaged everything he has touched. Walker Bush has to be called on the cards he has played regarding why we went to war, when are we leaving, where is all the oil money from Iraq, where is the money appropriated to the soldiers overseas, why is he protecting a man guilty of treason (Rove), how'd he blow the surplus so fast, his relations with the bin Laden family and their relationship with the Carlyle Group, I mean, c'mon. Jesus Fucking H. Christ, folks. It goes on and on and on. When a man takes on the arrogance of afflicting his world view upon his own people he is serving, he must be willing to own up to those decisions resulting from the arrogance.

What does it take before the U.S. realizes that we were never meant to be in this conflict? There was no conflict prior to our "liberation". If one follows Bunnypant's supposed political philosophy, what in the hell was Condi Rice doing visiting Sudan? If you followed what he has said regarding rogue nations, we would be at war with Sudan, with North Korea, with Iran, with Libya, and on and on and on.

One soldier was recently asked if they were provided with a rathole during a combat in '04. He replied "We are all in a rathole, sir. " He was demoted. Can the soldiers there not speak their minds? I wonder what the feelings for Rumsfeld are from the special ops troops. Even though they are soldiers, they still have freedom of speech. I wish some would begin to speak up. The horrid conditions these men have been subjected to could not cause feelings of ill will. Wait until the truth hits them between the eyes. If Bunnypants gets hit with indictments, as he should, then the whole BFEE should crumble.

But the media is to blame as well. They overlook the big picture in order to gain ratings advantages over competitors. At least the internet has provided outlets such as Bartcop who keep the REAL ISSUES up top on page one. None of the majors do it. None of the networks do it. They'll have op-ed pieces or have a blurb someplace but, and I hate to repeat what I have said before, but we are at a very bloody war and we aren't "winning".

Why weren't Middle Eastern scholars attending those pre-invasion talks with Rumsfeld, Bush, Cheney and the rest of the liars? I'm sure any Middle Eastern scholar would have warned of the risk of the religious divisions that existed and would continue to exist. The Sunnis, Shiites and Kurds have been at odds for thousands of years. Did Bush really think of himself as the Frat Boy Who Everyone Will Agree With?

Steven Bochco , a television producer who has come up with some very good drama has a new series regarding the war in Iraq. I wonder how much horror they will allow on television. Maybe it will take a television show to make people think. If things have come to information through television drama, so be it. I just hope the horror of war can begin to be translated through such a medium. I highly doubt it.

Who's Minding the Homefront?

2005-07-20T10:55:00.000-06:00

Who's Minding the Homefront?

With all the hub-bub and utter bullshit going around, such as special prosecutors throwing journalists who probably didn't know a hell of a lot of the story behind the big story in jail, who's minding our homeland security?. The big story I refer to is how Karl Rove lied to the United States to throw off a blood trail of why in the hell we are in Iraq, and why the Republicans are so inextricably worried they are gonna get caught with their wiener in their zipper, that nothing is being discussed about the constant threat of terrorism that Bush used just weeks ago before the London explosions to throw off the blood trail of why in the hell are we in Iraq, get it?

Orange alerts, amber alerts, mauve alerts, have all gone by the wayside as Bush cockily strolls from the White House Lawn flanked by U.S. Traitor Numero Uno Karl Rove in the most arrogant photo-op in the past, oh, couple of days. For those of you who voted Republican to get truth back into the White House, have you figured anything, or I should say, have you learned anything about politics? Have you learned they are all lying jerk-offs and you must decide which lies and which men will do the least harm to your freedoms and rights as a United States citizen? Blow jobs versus war, ladies and gents.

Karl Rove categorically lied to the U.S. public when he told Scott McClellan he did not leak a thing to the press. McClellan said that Rove knew nothing of the leak at a press conference in 2003 and that Rove couldn't be the leaker. It would be logical to assume Rove lied to Scott. Why would Scott lie right off the seat of his pants? Now Scott's credibilty is shot with the White House press. Rove's credibility was suspect from the git-go of this whole fiasco.

But I'm serious about who in the fuck is minding our homefront. Both parties seem to be in such a partisan frenzy about the Rove deal that the London bombing was almost overlooked. Are men still on a vigilant watch in regards to U.S. citizens getting blown up by fuckwads who think they're up for 28 flowering virgins? I would think this would be a perfect time for an attack. Those Arabians are smart motherfuckers. Their ancestors built the most amazing pyramids whose engineering is unparalled even today. And they have money. Lots of money. Money and intelligence and hatred and America with it's pants down.

I watched a newscast on the Today show where the word Iraq WAS NOT USED IN THE WHOLE FUCKING SEGMENT. I hate to be the one to keep hammering this home, but I think it's a tad more important than tape with blond hair washing ashore in Aruba (the top story), or when and what Matt Cooper said to the special prosecutor going after who knows what. We're at war, goddammit. Enough of Natalie Holloway. She got murdered after being raped by drunken party rats. It happens every fucking year during spring break. Is it the color of her hair? Leave it alone. The boys who killed her might or might not get away with it, but that's way way down the road. The 24 hour news whores can jerk off down there and party their asses off, but NBC should know better, know that Natalie Holloway is not more important than one Iraqi life being extinguished by the hatred our leader has caused in the Middle East.

People are still dying every fucking day and it doesn't even merit mention. It's so goddammed outrageous the president ought to be impeached for throwing up this smokescreen regarding the Rove issue. I know the reason for the smokescreen, too. It's because the lies he told the U.S. regarding WMD's began around this point in time and it makes his tummy willy-nilly.

This could be the start of the breakdown of this corrupt administration. That's why the real issue of why Rove leaked Plame to Cooper, to throw off Cooper of the content of the report of Joe Wilson, who said Niger had not been approached by Iraq about "yellow cake" used to enrich uranium to lethal radioactive levels, which blew the truth out of Cheney's stance that Iraq was near nuclear capability, or at least trying to get there. Cheney dismissed Wilson's report as bullshit 'cause his cock had not been stroked properly by the guy they sent to find this information out, so out went the truth.

Folks, this is the beginning of what could be the Three Mile Island of this administration. If David Gregory or Norah O'Donnell would follow the money as Bernstein and Woodward did with Nixon, they could go down in history as the people who blew the lid off the White House of Lies that have been spoon fed to our Republic. And by the way, who will be watching our back doors while this meltdown will ultimately occur? God Save Our Queen. Shit. We have no Queen. God Save Our Republic(sing it to the same melody).

I Scream for Rove!!!!!

2005-07-16T22:20:00.000-06:00

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I Scream for Rove !!!

Ice Cream for Rove. I Scream for Crow. I pay respect to Captain Beefheart for guiding me through my loneliest lampoons against men like I scream for Rove. Men who are the UGLY HELL BUNCH. Men from the other side of the fence that go "What nots and Knit-Knats you scum" as Scott McClellan goes to the podium, erodium to the hilt, erodoius thank-nots and tit-tots as Bush plays away at the Halliburton Hall of Fame.

Fat cats and knit knats as the what cats for the real rats go free, bite me hard. No news for McClellan can only be only swat-socks as the Beatles play "Why Didn't We Just Fuck 'Em in The Fuckin' Road".

One of my responses to a previous column I wrote said Judy Miller was guilty. Of what is what the comment left off. Playing music past ten? Sounds like a fucked up high school party whose guilty party (Rove Scream for Bubba) is screaming for Bubba to take his long, hard, long, dark, hard, dick outta Karls pink and red butt carcass with cream from bloody instigation penetration for being scum of the United States.

You fucked us Karl, so guess what your book that we are near in a world war says? An eye for an eye. But wait, their book over there says the same, so what we got is a holy hoe-down of the Fascistici. Jack Frost ripping your dog's nose till the whole family is fucked up beyond belief. Are you sure you're set for Christmas or Ramadana Ding_Dong, let's have some twinkies goddammit, you pussyfart of a cunt.

I hate you more than the Ford Escape you whisked away in as intelligent reporters (not the ones on the ARUBA BEAT) fought to ask you one question. Ice Cream for Justice, you knuckle-headed throwback to the Nazi regime.

Ya wanna kill some niggers and jews, you fat-assed fuck wad of a homo spweizoid? Put a Nazi cap on you and you have Himmler. You're a piece of Nazi PHLEGM that has no business other than getting out of THIS mess and starting another one. If you come to my hood, you won't have any hair left, you hairless cocksucker of an eightball. Oh, you already have no hair, probably sucked off by headsuckers like Bunnypants who likes to lick the SPEW, maybe from your daughter since there is no way in hell she's in combat, is she, Karl????? Deatmongers and dying soldiers screaming for Rove, your time will come, scum.

Karl Rove - Traitor of the United States

2005-07-16T10:20:00.000-06:00

Karl Rove- Traitor of the United States

Let's preface this article by saying this stupid cocksucker doesn't know how to spell his own name. Karl? That must be the traitor way to spell Carl. It might be the Nazi regime way to spell Carl. For right now I'll leave the epistimilogical research to the readers of this column, assuming there are any(readers that is...).

It is against the law to blow the cover of a covert agent, especially when the covert agent is still undercover. It endangers the agent, the agent's colleagues, the agent's family, the agent's family-in-law, etc. Every one that agent knows was put in peril by that fat-assed lying motherfucker who blew the said undercover agent's identity. That agent is Valerie Plame, the wife of a man Rove described as the husband of a CIA agent, and this is how Rove maintains his lame-assed innocence.

Guess what Monkey-fuck said about it all when the leak came out over a year ago? He said that the leaker would be fired. Now this poses a small problem for Bunnypants due to Rove masterminding his re-election and the whole goddammed lot of the neo-cons, or Nazi-cons to be a tad more accurate. Rove is Bunnypants' political butt-buddy. I feel Rove is a very smart guy in a delicate position who just royally fucked up with his "The world is below me" attitude. Karl, your salad days, in prison vernacular, might have just began ticking. You might get a whole new concept what it means to be packin' salad. Watch a Chris Rock video here in the near future, you arrogant motherfucker, you who has no regard for anyone except your own ass, which might become Bubba's new ass in Cellblock A in about two years once you're convicted of treason.

Karl talked to Time magazine, to a reporter named Matt Cooper, regarding former ambassador Joseph Wilson and his"covert" wife Valerie Plame. Rove says he never mentioned her name. There is a prime example of the odious arrogance this limp-dicked fuckwad of an advisor exudes, even in magazine articles. It's like, "I can get away with this one 'cause the American public is too stupid to figure who Joseph Wilson's wife is...". What the fuck was that guy thinking? He's a horrid, horrid man who needs a temporal lobe surgical removal sans anesthesiology.

There are two possible scenarios going down in the U.S. right now. Bush has his bunnypants in a tightwad for trusting a dumbfuck such as himself and doesn't know what to do or either he is now plotting against Rove to get rid of him. Rove is such a megalomaniac that he might have Monkeyboy's balls in a clinch.

The most ironic thing about this Bunnypant Fiasco #99 is that the lady who is totally innocent is Judith Miller, New York Times reporter who would not name her sources in the PROBE of the whole matter. The guilty go free in this administration, and the innocent wind up in jail . Bizarro World to the max.

Bunnypants has not been a man of his word up until this point in his hellish years as Commander -in-Chief. Will he fire Rove for being the guy who leaked on the president's floor? No, that was that fucked up dog that is so skittish he knows something bad is goin' down around town. But Bunnypants won't fire Rove for pissing on the constitution. It's started to be the activitie du jour fot this group of scumbags.

The Past Ultimate Revolution

2005-07-04T19:11:00.000-06:00

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Past Ultimate Revolution

Fireworks are popping and barbeques are happenin' and guys are drinkin' Budweiser and the chicks are drinkin' Mike's Hard Lemonade and the guys who aren't married are eyeing all the single chicks.

All the top stories will be on Channel 4 tonight, with super-emphasis on the white chick who got slaughtered in Aruba by a bunch of white guys whose parents are helping cover up the murder so they'll never see a jail cell. A few stories MUST appear . ARUBA. DEATH. RATINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Umm.we are at war, too, by the way.

But the ratings for fallen Marines have fallen. Fallen Marines and the War in Iraq should be top story every night every broadcast without exception. On a day when our Founding Fathers gave the ultimate Fuck You to Great Britain, stations and print media must remember what happened today in Iraq. Footage of the families both in Iraq and the United States that have been decimated should be Late Breaking News. Every time a special ops operation goes awry, that news in the scheme of things is much more important than the young woman who, for all practical purposes, will never be found.

It's amazing the amount of interest the story of a young girl disappearing from a drunken party in an island nightclub arouses and takes first place in media coverage, compared to what else is happening to our country, and the real story of those men who gave the Ultimate Fuckoff by signing a document that freed all our ancestors going back ten generations.

It was a document assuring that Christians, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Muslims, Pagans, Atheists and Agnostics would all be free from tyraany and no one would bother another regarding their beliefs in this land. It's somewhat scary how the liberties declared in that document 225 years ago have started to erode by stupid men in mainly two walks of life, politics and media. Free press, thank God, has remained relatively free, especially with the new medium of the internet, and other locally published print. All other media has degraded primarily into sensationalism, probably most rapidly since the advent of the television.

I like beer and fireworks as much as the next guy, but it pisses me off when ,on this day of independence, the main concepts of what really happened are overlooked by a sensationalistic media, and while troops are in the midst of an ungodly bloody war our current president chose to begin, the main story is about a murdered high schooler. Maybe I ought to go get tanked up and blow my fingers off with a wad of Black Cats. Maybe that would give this day a whole new meaning to me with a few digits less when I awake in the morning.

Bush is A Flunkie

2005-06-21T08:31:00.000-06:00

BUSH IS A FLUNKIE

Why it took an election and another year of Bunnypants is beyond the imagination, but it seems his popularity is sliding, rather spriraling downward. He's running out of excuses for the miserable shape this country is in.

Things are not better in Iraq. They are not better domestically. Our allies are becoming sort of semi-allies. Our deficit is skyrocketing. We need more troops in Iraq to finish the job but Bush won't admit that he fucked up miscalculating every damn thing about the war. Yet every word out of the Pentagon or the administration is that things are improving. His monkey face is becoming unbearable as he looks into the camera and says we're doin' just fine. He needs to go to the reality bank and open an account to get the free toaster.

Senator Joe Biden is actually laying some shit on the table that needs to be looked at so we can exit Iraq without having that region that is so vital for oil blow up into a world war. These insurgents are sacrificing themselves with suicide bombings that will have to stop soon or the Iraqis who want freedom will turn around and say that's enough. Biden says we HAVE TO GET MORE GROUND TROOPS. No more shock and awe bullshit. We are fighting an insurgency that made Hussein's Royal Guard look like a volunteer fire brigade. We essentially have another war on our hands that must be won or that region will be an open battlefield.

Bunnypants has yet to realize the urgency that our troops need help. The shock and awe campaign was a failure. Face up to it and get a strategy to beat the shit out of the insurgents. The problem is that Bunnypants has no strategy. This idiot is supposedly worried about Social Security 45 years down the road as our Marines are perishing. Focus, George. You have a very dangerous bloody war still going on, sir. No mission has been accomplished when your enemy is willing to sacrifice themselves so they can cause terror blowing themselves and lots of others to pieces.. It's time to fight them with their own tactics. We have troops trained in guerilla warfare. We need them now.

Are the Syrians supplying the majority of Jihad? If they are, infiltrate and kill them. Capturing the son of a bitch that was responsible for 9/11 would be a boost for the country, as well. It seems like bin Laden is rarely mentioned these days with the exception of this new CIA guy who says HE knows where the guy is. He said it was politics that prevented us from getting him. I'd say political protocol has been violated by that man, and we'll get him wherever he might reside. C'mon, you fuckin' liars, do you really know where he is.

It sickens me when it seems like it has become blase when a newsperson rips through the news saying 23 Iraqis and three marines were blown up yesterday. I'm viewing the 5:30 Action Seven news as I write.

First comes the LATE BREAKING WEATHER ( THAT BLEW THE ROOF OF FARMINGTON FIRE DEPARTMENT), that's what just came across first. Then they went to the weather to say every thing was gonna be fine... God almighty. It's been seven minutes and no mention of Iraq. It's disgusting. Let's see more newsdrones!!!!

Michael Jackson: Not Guilty Buttfucker

2005-06-17T15:49:00.000-06:00

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Well, Twinkle Toes did it again. This guy has slept with more than a twelve-pack of Boy Scout Troops and his pecker is still out there to fuck up other young men's lives.

I have to say some of the most repugnancy, equal to that of Mikey, were the news-whores who covered this sick mess. Nancy Grace and Diane Dimond were more guilty in perpetuating this kind of sensationalistic self-aggrandizing "infotainment of the daily court' type of entertainment than Michael is of pedophilia. Nancy, in her infinite wisdom, pulled a real boner by predicting before the verdict was read BY THE LOOK OF THE JURY, ole Mikey was guilty as hell. Then the "not guilty"s started rolling off the foreman's tongue and Nancy had to eat crow with those Bette Davis eyes and her no-nose face that is so sanctimonious it makes you almost cheer for the fuckin' pedophile.

The D.A. has wasted enough money on Michael now. This is the second time around, but they settled the first one. Why doesn't the D.A. go after the parents of the children who allow their kids to go spend the night at Neverland? It seems if you have a minor child, and place it in a location with a reputation of possible pedophilia, is that not some form of neglect? It seems that the mother, who by consensus has tried this shit with other celebrites, or at least tried to get in the circle of Leno, Chris Tucker and other celebrities (who blew her off immediately), should be prosecuted for the millions of dollars she cost the taxpayers to go after this guy who virtually is untouchable.

When a fellow owns the entire collection of the Beatles catalogue, Mommy shouldn't get on the witness stand and point her finger at said jury and virtually lecture them on pedophilia, preceded by her sullen and withdrawn son who hardly impressed the least of the cynics in the jury box. What the hell were the prosecutors thinking dragging this family into court when they knew the star witness ( the son) was a sullen punk.

What the jurors came up with was a verdict that was commensurate with the evidence. The prosecutors blew it, plain and simple. Any man in his forties who sleeps with boys is a pedophile. I don't care if he waits till they fall asleep before he yanks his pud while dreaming about MacCauley Caulkin's rear end, he's still a sick man.

So what we have now is a cauldron of fans who can't believe their idol is a little boy's butt-fucker, and they think the verdict justifies the loony's behaviour. It doesn't. Nothing justifies pedophilia. Even some of the jurors thought he was a pedophile, but since this family has brought suit against three other families trying to "extort" money for other reasons, the jurors went with the evidence presented. Now, the D.A. should resign.

Large quantities of ineptitude comes out of that D.A.'s office. Marsha Clark as a lead trial prosecutor going up against the Juice? C'mon, for god's sake. When Johnny Cochran was designated lead defense, they should have had the most experienced trial lawyer in their office there to compete with Cochran, not Chris Darden for having a token black at the prosecutor's table. Those two were out of their league and net result was a murderer was set free to go look for killers on a golf course in Florida.

I don't think it was the D.A.'s performance in Mikey's case that blew it, they just had shitty witnesses. But again, the D.A.'s office shows ineptitude by bringing that family to trial. Jeez. Somebody who's in charge needs to get that ship in order. Verdict after verdict get blown. Time for some Assistant D.A.'s and a new D.A. to carefully pick and choose carefully their issues, not some career family going around Hollywood and trying to suck celebrities into a con game.

Well, let's see what the next Court TV extravaganza brings us, and we can watch Nancy's sanctimonious nose and Texas twang emanate from the telly, and we can watch Diane Dimond reflect the same concepts that Nancy's nose and the hole below her nose expound, and all the Court TV junkies can get back to the lower profile coverage they usually air where some teenager had sex with sheep.

Fire the Unemployed!!

2005-06-10T15:10:00.000-06:00

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FIRE THE UNEMPLOYED!!

With the Wal-Mart economy bellowing through the smoke of mistreatment by management and the Walton family in Bentonville counting their some 400 billion dollars, bigger than most world nation economies, the spread between the rich and the poor are widening at a rapid rate.

General Motors announced 25,000 jobs were being eliminated. The reason was that they couldn't compete with overseas labor costs, material costs, overhead in general. These were the types of jobs that America needs to be creating, not giving them to China. I mean, this job loss is fucking breaking our nation apart. Think about the ramifications of 25,00 jobs being lost. Who will pay the mortgage? Alcoholism goes up. Divorce rates go up. Families shattered. What spin does Bunnypants want to put on this? "Hey, it's time for good old American ingenuity! This is what made America great!" Those words are ringing more hollow by the day.

I know a man whose economic existence depended on a General Motors contract with his engineering firm. They performed a lot of the environmental remediation that General Motors was performing, enough to keep the feds off GM's back. His contact was eliminated because, c'mon, who needs an environmental guy when the company is going broke? So, with the domino effect in full force, the need for some of the geologists and engineers from the engineering firm get axed. More divorce. More drunkenness. More families shattered.

The secretaries who used to type all the voluminous reporting required by the federal government now are getting the ax. Many of these ladies have teenaged daughters and no husbands. What do they now? Welfare? Probably so. At least unemployment.

With no money the rebelliousness of the teenaged girls rise as their friends whose daddies have jobs go to the mall and flirt with all the boys, and have money for the food court and even a matinee with popcorn. They can always go get a job at Wal-Mart, which invites more misery into these dysfunctional families because whoever goes to work at Wal-Mart are almost guaranteed to have an abusive relationship with managerial staff, but they do pay a little of your health insurance so if you get sick they'll pick up some of the tab. But with the domino effect in full force, more drug use, strained parent-sibling relationships, families breaking apart.

This will go on till the teen freaks out and says"I QUIT!!" followed by a "YOU'RE FIRED" which in effect is firing the already unemployed. That's the Republican way. What a mess this economy is in. People, if you don't believe this shit is true, you might be one of those rich white Republicans Howard Dean is yapping about. He's dead on, folks. The Democrats that are distancing themselves from Dean are worried about their own political futures. Dean is telling it like it is. You better be a rich white Christian conservative if you want to get anywhere in politics or business. Otherwise, the Republicans don't care about shattered families and couldn't care less. They're in the shade with blinders two-feet thick.

Please, A Human Voice for God's Sake

2005-06-02T17:45:00.000-06:00

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I was just put on hold for about eighteen minutes, eighteen minutes of satellite time, which I'm sure could have been better utilized by calling a zoo for a lady companion for this evening.

The morons that run these companies, especially these start-up small businesses trying to be modern, couldn't make a bigger mistake than getting a phone system with auto answer. Jeez, I can see where Sears or Wal-Mart gets away with it because, well, they can.

Hell, they treat their employees just like vermin, why not the public? It's just good old-fashioned southern discourtesy, but how are you gonna stop a Wal-Mart? Face it, Bush likes this, this Wal-Mart economy, with all these great Wal-Mart- type jobs Bush is so proud of. People who do double shifts, the real kiss-asses, the beggars of authority. That way he can eliminate the middle class, all the way back to trusts, where five families rule the nation, or the globe for that matter. Full circle we have come. Teddy Roosevelt was a trust-buster. Hopefully our nation will be able to find another Teddy bear.

Ironically, as information becomes more broadbanded and wide open with virtual business competition awaiting, it will be a certain that businesses provide easy access to a human voice to survive. As computers throw us from department to department, of none that concern our needs, the true human voice awaiting is still eight pushes away. Small businesses don't want their customers pulling this shit. People hang up.

I've seen many a friend get put on hold, usually for a very short while before the "What?"s and "Goddammits!!! " begin. When they make you spell a employee's name on the phone dial is pretty entertaining to watch others do , but personally , I mean, c'mon. Can I have one operator, please?

Which leads us to, what the fuck is the operator doing hyperlinking all around the globe on the employer's time? I worked at Oklahoma Corporation Commission in 1996 and 1997, and watched a high-ranking manager (due to seniority) knit sweaters, while her phone was literally ringing off the wall. I was stunned, coming from Chicago, working in a high stress "fast paced" environment. If a client couldn't reach you in an instant, there were ten other firms that would take their call immediately. Truly it was a bonafide rat-race.

America needs to learn a lesson from France, or Mexico, countries that rarely if ever do you hear of people going postal. How many Ted Bundys or Hannibal Lecters do you hear coming from Mexico? I've never heard of the The Guadalajara Strangler. I know why. They don't let stress rule their lives, the kind of stress that makes people mentally sick, which leads to further aberrant behaviour.

They sip wine with their meals, which are almost sacred events. They close businesses from 2 pm till 6 pm. They take naps. They come back to work for a couple of hours, usually six till eight pm. People call this being lazy. It's natural, folks. What is abnormal is having ten errands to run on a lunch hour while you get upset at the drive- thru Taco Hut while talking on a cell phone to make sure everything is ready for the 1:30 pm meeting.

Down in Mexico they have a saying that is this: Manana. Translation: Nothing is so important that it can't wait until tomorrow. And people think I'm nuts when I say I'm gong to retire in Mexico. Maybe the afore-mentioned manager who knitted while the phone rang was on to something.

Well, I still need a question answered from Microsoft, so I must plunge back into the swirling maze of pushing star buttons and pound buttons and spelling " Mike Kaminkiev" on the telephone pad as I await the tone of a human being.

Pork Chop Butt Lies To The Young

2005-05-31T08:32:00.000-06:00

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Our Vice President told students at Auburn University commencement ceremonies that things were getting more peaceful in Iraq. That man must have insulted the intelligence of the graduating students, but then I ponder, what fucking idiot goofball booked that fat-assed liar to speak at commencement. I wonder if the students really believed anything that war profiteer said. I also wonder if Pork Chop Butt Cheney is so deluded soaked with wealth and power that he really is as misinformed as what comes from that awful lying hole below his nose.

Let's look at some simple numbers. Since the Shiite-led government elected on April 28th, about one month ago, some 760 Iraqis and 60 Americans have perished by the insurgents who do not want anything to do with the elected government. If Cheney equates that to peace, he needs a reality check, maybe some time at Bellevue. The Iraqi armed forces cannot deal with the insurgents, so America has to forfeit the lives of our soldiers because the Sunnis are pissed, and there is a very evasive madman every bit as violent as Hussein, responsible for making car-bombing a daily event. The question must be raised how long can America babysit Iraqi warriors so they may fight amongst themselves. So what we have at best case scenario seems to be civil war.

Civil war is peace in Dick Cheney's peanut of a brain. But that is a logical conclusion considering he doesn't understand why his former position at Halliburton in no way conflicted and/or affected the no-bid contract Halliburton was awarded. It is unclear (supposedly) in his mind that he made Colin Powell go present this elaborate concocted fantasy of absolutely erroneous information regarding all these horrible WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, of which NONE were found, other than a few weapons depots that got ripped off by the insurgents because no one thought to guard the depots. Powell's presentation scared the shit out of most people which enabled the son to finally avenge his father. Cheney got his own bad self another war, so hot damn, time to Shock and Awe the fuck outta Iraq, great god almighty.

Hopefully these men, almost all from Texas by the way, involved in the deception of the United States, will be held legally responsible for all the bullshit that has evolved. Prison scandal, torture, war profiteering, flat out deceit, pissed off allies, lost respect. Lost respect resulted because the allies saw through the bullshit that America was not able to perceive. They seem to understand the difference between a man having an affair with some bimbo and war. Blow jobs versus death and destruction, hmmmmm. Seems like an easy choice to me.

So we have brought peace to the region as people are indiscriminately blown up, according to the man who is the true man in charge, Pork Chop Butt Cheney. His calculations are really fucked up. He needs help from someone who has insight to reality. Who is he going to turn to? His ego prevents him from listening to anyone else's opinion. He runs from problems like a stalled Congress, North Korea, Iran, Pakistan being pissed off at India, two nations who could decimate that part of the world for millenia.

I wait to see how things are at the end of Bunnypants' delusional administration. I think this nation will have to come to grips with how bad things are at that point, and whoever takes on the mess of Bunnypants will be taking an almost insurmountable situation. I wish I was in Hawaii drinking tequila with Mr. Bart. It would drown out some of my thoughts of doom. I might get a tan, too. Maybe a tattoo. I forgot which.

Leave Them Alone

2005-05-24T11:07:00.000-06:00

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I read where there is a bill in Congress right now that essentially says that before an eighteen year-old signs their life over to the Pentagon for a few years, they would need their parents to co-sign, sorta like a bank note on your life. The bill extends parental authority until age twenty regarding signing on with the Pentagon.

I am sure this bill was written by a fellow Democrat, and its intention was anti-Pentagon which is a necessity, but this bill wasn't well thought out. I know the Pentagon is actively recruiting any kid on the street, no matter what the age, but, I say so what. If you're an eighteen year old man or woman, even though you can't consume intoxicating libations, you can certainly do everything else, like vote, go to college, go to work, deal drugs, go live on the street, or join the armed forces. Is it really necessary for young people to gain permission from their parents for any of the above-described activities?

At eighteen, God forbid if my parents were making decisions for my sorry ass. I was determined to go my own way, just like any other person with self-respect does. This concept of young men and women not being able to go their own way goes directly against any sort of hoped for teenaged mental health. Going your own way is the way of nature.

What's the first thing out of your parents mouth when you choose to go a certain direction in life? Usually there is a problem that somewhere disobedience ensues. It's just human instinct. Or vice-versa, like when you tell a kid not to do something, they go do what you just told them not to. Disobedience. Human instinct. Written permission for disobedience? No thanks.

No young man or woman should need written permission to pursue whatever they want to ensue. At eighteen, they aren't legally bound to anyone in regards to guardianship. It's like getting a note for a doctor for an arrogant asshole boss who likes to fuck with people's lives. Parents and the government must realize an eighteen year old is an adult, responsibilities included.

In addition, the armed forces do provide opportunities for educational benefits for lower income kids. Let's face reality. It's always been like that, and probably always will be. I'm not advocating signing up, nor would I oppose my child to serve if they chose that path. What we DON"T need is another federal law telling young men and women what they can and cannot do. Whoever wrote the bill, if so concerned for our children, should maybe write a bill diverting a few billion from the Pentagon to our public schools. If educated highly enough, maybe the need for war might begin to fade. Then again, I may be just daydreaming.

Federal Courts As Religious Tribunals

2005-05-11T17:21:00.000-06:00

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Bunnypants has tried to begin his takeover of the federal court system by stacking the deck with a bunch of right-wing religious zealots by elimination of the filibuster, and the Democrats haven't been doing much more than whistlin' Dixie. I have lost faith in my party, I'm afraid.

I'm starting to lose faith in my leftist Democrats, one by one, as they kinda slouch around when there's so much goin' on, like DeLay's essentially univestigated illegal activities, the War in Iraq being the quagmire it is, the economy slugging along like molasses, there's alot of shit they could be pouncing upon, I mean POUNCING on like a leopard does a wounded deer.

And the judges my Democrats are letting pass on by are nothing but right-wing good ole boys who haven't figured out they've set the black man free yet. The executive branch has it's own problems with piety. We don't need their problem compounded into my problem by the appointment of pious judges who can affect legal issues for my lifetime, and unless you're about five years of age, your lifetime, too. The pious radical theocracy Bush is trying to manifest due to his failure of every other initiative he has tried is gonna work unless somebody stops this shit of no filibusters.

Filibusters throughout the history of the U.S. as I remember from my legal classes as an undergraduate were to ensure that the minority party at any point in U.S. history doesn't get fucking creamed by the majority party, and as the politicians like to spin it, "take more time for further reflection on a certain issue". But Bunnypants doesn't like what the Constitution intended because it obstructs the plan to decimate the federal judicial system to nothing but good old fashioned religious tribunals where guilt is presumed over innocence, and no one body of government can have a check on the executive branch. Moron Bunnypants is trying to subvert the Constitution once again in a manner that could prove dangerous down the road. Let's see if the Democrats have the balls and their wits about them to demand retention of the filibuster.

And how important is that check and balance? That is a constitutional check on the majority so they can't ram a two-term President's wishes for the next forty years. The guys he wants to ram down our throats are partisan religious right wing fuckers who would love it to have it be illegal for you to tongue your own wife. OOHH, you say. It's the fuckin' truth, babe. Two hundred years of history being ripped from the Constitution so this particular party can get a shitload of zealots into positions to fuck up freedom loving peoples for the next twenty years.

Filibuster. It was a funny word when I heard it in eighth grade civics class. Now, it's not so freakin' funny, especially if the Bunnypant Crusades win alot of the judge appointee's selections. If the Republicans win the next Presidential election, can you imagine what a holy man conference this fucking country will be? Curfews? Curfews for non-whites? Curfews for people who like music? People who like non-religious music? I hate to think how fast things could flip.

Lazy Fucking Republican Congress

2005-05-03T15:51:00.000-06:00

Lazy Fucking Republican Congress

What major issues have the rich, wealthy moral right-wing Republicans conquered since they have taken over the legislative branch? Oh, let's see, there's the Terry Schiavo case that was so important that Bunnypants got out of bed at one a.m. to sign some stupid fucking law to show what a moral man he is. And then there was that oh so important issue that needed Congressional hearings from jocks that run around a square (they call it a diamond they're so stupid) and shoot up steroids so they can look like really stupid jocks who get testicular cancer (they have been warned for years about the dangers of steroids and cancer, but continue, just like people who use booze, smoke, narcotics, etc.). All for nothing but political one upmanship, Jesus Christ.

This whole right-wing bullshit moral thing is blowing up in the moral asshole's faces. The Democrats better emphasize this time around that there are people fucking starving right here in the good ole US of A, and if we're gonna babysit the Iraqis while they put some money- grubbing chump like Chalabi as their foreign Minister of Oil and Bunnypants think this deal will work, everything has been for naught. The Chalabi-man is a bonafide con-artist. Most right wing fuckheads even agree. But c'mon, goddammit. Our kids have been dying to get a guy like Chalabi into a sensitive position dealing with billions of dollars and Bunnypants and Mary Magdalene, or whatever Carville's bitch of a wife calls herself say that's cool? It's not cool, folks. It's like putting a known crook like Nixon on as Minister of Truth. Can't they do better?

Of course they can, but the connected, like Chalabi has been with the BFEE for many years, and will remain in power. Just like the in U.S., folks. It demonstrates what a fucked up place this country still is. I'm not saying there is any place better (except maybe Canada, where the murder rate is about one-one hundreth of what we deal with here, but colder than a motherfucker), but it shows how much room for improvement there is for this great land.

And as long as the politicians are waiting by their telephones to ring to appear on Russert's show, or Stephanopoulus's show, or Bob Schieffer's identical show, then the Sunday pundits have more power than the politicians sucking up to them for a shot on their show to exhibit what a part of this newly forming theocracy they are, so they can be part of of the red states. Go figure , while another blast kills 30 people in Iraq, and its on page four.

Someday All Mine, All Mine, All Mine

2005-04-26T07:55:00.000-06:00

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Someday All Mine, All Mine, All Mine

Georgy Jr., the coke-sniffing rebellious alcoholic who the stupid religious right of this country elected, winds up committing one of the seven deadliest sins quite blatantly, right in front of his right-wing constituency, however beneath their comprehension level. The sin is greed. How will Georgey Junior become a greedy 0ld billionaire? The old-fashioned way. He'll inherit it from Daddy-poo.

I imagine Commander-in-Chief Bunnypants as a cheerleader at Yale, sticking his hand up close to the girl cheerleader's tingly parts, shouting up to the girl " My Daddy and I are going to rule the world, Muffy!!!". His prediction to Muffy is partly coming true.

His most recent ass-kissing was to have members of the the House of Saud over to Camp David to kiss the Royal Family's asses to open up their oil lines a tad 'cause he really didn't want to lose face in his one and only truly elected post as Commander-in Chief. Television footage shows Bunnypants literally taking one of the Prince's hands and walked up the steps hand in hand like homosexuals to the front door of the Camp.

Basically he told the prince and other attendees from Arabia that he needs their help, even know they have the U.S. by the balls. Bunny said the whole global economy is in their hands and America needs cheaper oil, so open those pipelines, boys. Is that true? I'm afraid they could certainly fuck things up by shutting down the oil flow, but Georgey will be fine. Shit, his Dad is buddies with the bin Ladens, whose son was responsible for the murder of close to four thousand Americans.

Bunnypants has his billions safe with his George Sr. who is sitting at the helm of the Carlyle Group, whom we really ought to know by now has connections to the vast majority of the earth's resources and wealth. Bunny's daddy might be the phoniest son of a bitch to ever hold office. When he was sitting with Bill Clinton in the television tsunami advertisements pleading for donations to help the devastated, George Sr. continued profiteering from the War on Terror, making billions from that immoral fiasco. What a hypocritical asswipe. Maybe his firm could cough up a few million, a billion wouldn't sink them, since their estimated assets are over 20 billion dollars.

How ironic on September 11 Bunnypants father was sitting in one of the most plush conference rooms in the world in the Ritz-Calton Hotel in Washington D.C., watching New York City get blown to bits by mainly Saudi Arabians, as Carlyle's financial prospects or more profit went sky high at the same moment. In attendance in the room were some of the bin Laden family, who were attending the annual Carlyle Group investor's conference, making more billions than they already have. I mean, where in the hell does the lust for money cease and desist?

Here's the bin Laden family, who have so much oil they could fuck up the global economy, over here at the U.S. to make sure their billions are amassing even higher, and one of their cousins was masterminding the most horrific event in U.S. history. If it wasn't for greed, how could you even think this shit up? It's inconceivable. By the way, as you probably know , all national airspace was shut down after the attack, with the exception of flights for the Saudis, including the-bin Ladens, to get them back to Raghead Town safely.

Our leader needs to read his Bible to remind him money is a bottomless sea in which honor, conscience, and truth are drowned. Then our nation's electorate needs to reevaluate their definition of morality. I mean, who are the bad guys in the above? I'd say everyone except Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton, the man who supposedly brought so much shame on the United States when in reality brought eight years of peace and prosperity, a huge surplus for the federal government, sound foreign policy, was well liked as the U.S. leader from those overseas, this terrible man was why Bunnyboy took office. It's like a bad episode of the Twighlight Zone. Even the Twighlight Zone episodes tried to have logical sequence with coherent plots written by old Rod Serling.

We are just currently cursed by idiotic billionaires running our country into a two-class system, poverty, a fake war on terrorism, globalization, religious wars popping up due to the War on Iraq, killer viruses, and sinking morality due to the invasion of Killer Bees. Find a sweetheart, rent out a nice hotel suite for a night with champagne and a two seater jacuzzi, and turn up some Motown and let your mind drift away for a day or two. Maybe we can all sing and dance once again come next election.

Bolton as a Diplomat

2005-04-19T08:03:00.000-06:00

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Bolton as a Diplomat

Bush rears his ugly brain once again as he nominated this numbnuts Bolton dude. What was Bush thinking? He just got back from bullshitting all the foreign leaders and diplomats on his world wide tour saying America is going to be this wonderful cooperative nation with our foreign allies, and then : BAM, Bush nominates a guy who dislikes, or just doesn't understand diplomacy as a concept at any place or any time or at any level. Good move there, George. I'd bet a thousand I could beat George W. at a game of chess, and I'm no Einstein.

To be Ambassador to the United Nations, you need a man who has a diplomatic style to his personality. From past statements, and from statements of junior staff and statements from even the upper echelon he was a subordinate , he seems to have a very offensive type of personality who has contempt for the organization he is nominated to represent. The guy is a loose cannon. Bush reared his ugly intelligence and somehow yanked John Bolton from the few synapses that reside in the mainly grey jello that sits between his ears.

One poll I saw said that 66% of the United States think this is the wrong guy for this position of ambassador. I wonder where were these people during the national election of 2004. If a nation picks a stupid man to lead, stupid decisions will follow. I mean, Bolton has come down hard on the U.N. He recently excoriated UN General Secretry Kofi Annan for trying to limit warfare and to establish the supremacy of U.N. forces in occupied territories. So he's already butting heads with the leader of the U.N. Where is the type of thinking that would lead Bunnypants to nominate this take no prisoners type of guy? It lies in George's brain jello somewhere, maybe left side jello thinking.

His past staff all hate his guts. One staffer of his called him a "serial abuser". The guy doesn't want any sort of dialogue with North Korea. He was on the Taiwan payroll in the past, trying to get them status into the U.N. and other funky horseshit with Nicaragua and the Contras. He has a horrible reputation as a bully. Way to choose an appropriate nominee, Georgy. You dumbshit.

The vote will go down on April 27th. Senator Christopher Dodd wants him to appear again before the Foreign Relations Committee for more questioning. The Democrats are fighting, but they're out numbered. The way it stands at present, Democrats are not strong enough to kill the nomination. They are outnumbered 10-8 in the Foreign Relations Committee and don't have any clear-thinkig Republicans. It looks like the most hideous choice of a man to be ambassador to an organization who we blew off when we invaded Iraq will get the sensitive position.

"Disturbing style", "kiss up-kick down type of guy", these are descriptions of this scumbag nominee from past collegues. Let's be comforted with infamous ultra- right wing ideological racist Jesse Helms' endorsement as follows, and I quote : "John Bolton is the kind of man with whom I would want to stand at Armageddon, if it should be my lot to be on hand for what is forecast to be the final battle between good and evil in this world." Why must we suffer these fools? Three fucking per cent put this madness back into power. It's looking more bleak by the day.

Time To Cheat Bunnypants!!

2005-04-12T07:49:00.000-06:00

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Time to Cheat Bunnypants

Tax time, boys and girls. Ah, yes, that time of year where you fork over dough to the Bush Family Evil Empire, so Bunnypants can blow it all on spending billions of dollars on another Viet Nam- style war. But if you have a subversive accountant, there are incredible hidden deductions and ways just to plainly cheat and not get caught. Look at it as getting even with our fool of a president.

Rich people have creative accountants where they shelter all their millions and never pay a dime, but the guy selling beer at the convenience store gets about 28% of his earnings taken away, then gets a refund since his earnings were held hostage for the fiscal year. That's why they're poor and the rich are rich. They know how to cheat. But they cheat legally. Here's one a fellow I know does every year. Check this out.

You want to open a used car dealership? $75.00 will get you a dealer's license and you can clain 100 square feet of your house as your office (check your state for specific details, but their all about the same). If anyone asks, your used car is for sale for 80,000 dollars. Bam, you're a car dealer. The oil and gas is also a notorious way to get away with tons of dough. Invest in an oil or natural gas well, and if you have a dry hole, then you deduct what you invested. Pretty cool, huh?

Even if your income is 20,000, don't take the standard EZ form. Deduct everything. There is one rule. You have to keep receipts for every purchase that could be applied to your car dealership. Toilet paper, coffee, computers, paper, postage (buy a meter for postage), paper towels, cleansers, gasoline, electric bills for the dealership, (I should say all utilities), anything a business can get away with as deductions, you can too, you used car dealer, you!! See why you don't want the 1040EZ form? Deduct and cheat, deduct and cheat, deduct and cheat!!!

I live in a state that has state income tax. It's a joke. You can rev up the used car and blow the state off completely. I can't really say what your state will allow, or you might live in a state that has no state tax. State workers can't even get you a driver's license without standing in line for five hours, they can't count either, so keep in mind you're a used car dealer, and apply all deductions that are applicable.

Charities! Tithing! Very difficult to get in trouble even if you get audited. No auditor wants to get into a morality argument with you. They're stepping on your religion and they usually don't want to question that kind of stuff. Just bring God into your conversation and the auditor will ease up. Thousand dollar suits to Goodwill! During tax time, find a dishonest Goodwill worker(slip him a twenty) and voila, the value of that single siuit is a thousand bucks. Just get that receipt. If you're a church-goer, deduct all your tithes. Multiply your tithes by five. That shouldn't raise any flags.

In closing, you have to look at taxes as an enemy, but fun, sort of like playing chess. The money you pay in is money that is spent on defense, while our schools don't have textbooks for the munchkins, where they are fed slop usually bidded to the cheapest "catering" biz . Fat is cheap, so our kids are fat. Fat, ignorant and illiterate isn't going to cut it while the Asian community and the Cuban community are academically blowing the socks off the suburbanites. The 'burbs seem to have been so disillusioned with their peers and parents in communities where dysfuncional families are churning out sick little people by the dozens, they're literally killing each other. You think some of your money you pay in goes into coffers to help out troubled children? Not a dime, people. Think of your tax as going straight to Rumsfeld and his cronies, you know, our War Criminals In Office. So cheat as much as you can. It's the only moral thing to do.

Union with Divinity

2005-04-01T17:03:00.000-07:00

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Union with Divinity

What is it with Roman Catholics that Pope John Paul the Second is the only conduit to a higher power ? I see these people that are less than than 26 years of age saying they will be lost spiritually because this is the only pope they have ever known. So what. Guess what , folks, he's a religious leader that is dying from human diseases just like you will when you get to be around his age. He puts on his undies, poops, farts, belches, just like you do. He's a human being.

Why does one man evoke so much love? I thought the Bible says to do the exact opposite. I thought the Bible said to love Jesus, Jesus was THE WAY, and don't mess around with the WAY. No icons, no idolatry. The inspiration is Christ, not the Pope.

Look, if you think you're gonna get into heaven by praying to a man who then delivers your prayers to a divinity, go for it. But be careful who you invest your spirituality with. Popes really have been an awful lot historically, ranging from pedophilia, alcoholism, murder, rape; there's some good stories about some of those fellows. Some of the stories are right up there with the ones about Caligula.

The funeral will be held next Friday with Bunnypants having to make his phot-op at the cost of millions, and he's a , what, a Baptist? Some kinda Protestant, Bunny is. I grew up in Tulsa, Oklahoma in the Stone Age and before President Kennedy, you wouldn't be able to get a president to touch any of this with a ten foot pole 'cause he'd lose the Southern Baptist vote. Times change quickly when you're dealing with THE BIG GUY.

My question is why is Tom Delay not going? Is it because he's under so many investigations his own party members won't let him leave domestic soil? If there is one man who needs all the help he can get getting in touch with his spiritual side, it would be DeLay, but he probably has a gambling junket booked at taxpayer's expense.

I've read all about the papacy, had girlfriends who were devout Catholics who believed all that stuff, and actually the most fun weddings I've ever attended were Catholic, however all the fuss and circumstance that goes along with all of the papal conceptions still baffle me. Oh well, I guess I'll watch CNBC for a few days till after the burial, when thenI can watch a good Beverly Hiilbillies episode on WGN.

Powell Is Pissed

2005-03-30T15:53:00.000-07:00

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Powell is Pissed

Well, well, well. Finally somewhere in the former top of the Bunnypant administration has come out and said how pissed off he was at the data that he himself presented to the U.N. pre-invasion Iraq. Is he the only one that is gonna step forward?

Congress wants to know about how a baseball player is abusing his body more than they do how the Bunnypants administration is lying to the Republic of America.

Condi Rice didn't miss a beat when she took Colin's dishonored chair. Her glib buck-toothed face has power and greed written all over it and I think she'll lie to anyone if gain will come her way.

Powell said he spent four days and three nights going over all the intelligence that was presented to the U.N. withe the Central Intelligence Agency. Meanwhile, Don Rumsfeld was throwing aroung phrases like "old Europe" vs. "New Europe" and other such horseshit when he should have been next to Powell making sure all the shit they were presenting to world was accurate. This wasn't like a 10th grade goof-off book report.

Powell recently was interviewed by a German magazine whilst divulging these already known facts and that he and Bush "remained as friends". That may be so, but my question would be where in the hell were the guys(scientists, engineers, etc.) that dissassociated themselves from the intel that they knew was wrong? They were hurriedly scooted out the back door. I remember writing an article around that time about the thickness of the suspect rods that were supposedly being used as uranium storage rods. All the scientists that weren't patsies said those were not designed for that use. Did Powell just say, ok, you're right, they ARE plutonium transport tubes.

Powell is a smart man, ten times smarter than Bunnypants. I guess when you get that close to the highest power on this planet, which is Bunnypants(makes me shudder), that your own judgment might be clouded by all the "smartest" guys in the CIA. How could it not? Imagine walking into a room full of top brass and scientists and engineers of the highest caliber in the land, and they lay all this data on tables, screening rooms and ultra-high security conference rooms and you have to suck it up in four days. Whoa. What a brain-fry.

I used to like Powell before he jumped aboard Bunnypants Ship Number One, then all his credibility for me went out the window. I still think he's an honorouble man, but I don' think he is fit to lead our country in any capacity. He showed his colors and by association he's as guilty as the rest of the lot of the regime of 2000A.d.

Powell was quoted in the magazine as saying " I suppose we sometimes were too loud, too direct, too blustery...". Being blustery with erroneous data has caused the biggest quagmire many generations have seen or even have come to see. Three troops yesterday were lost, my god, this insurgency could easily project into the next few decades. All because of a bunch of gung-ho fucks that wanted to avenge the invader, yet Saddam was not the invader and they have lost trail of Osama bin Laden. More bad intel, guys. Go kill the right man, and clean up the mess that you are making while trying to out do what your Daddy did, Bunnyboy..

Judgments Within Ten Seconds

2005-03-23T16:42:00.000-07:00

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Judgments Within Ten Seconds

Congress pulled an outrageous boner this week by entering into the Terri Schiavo case. This case has been bouncing around in the Florida court system for some fifteen years, the issue being the removal of the feeding tube that acts as Terri's life support. The issue was thought to have been finally resolved in the Florida courts when all of a sudden the House and the Senate actually got out of bed, went to D.C. to show how magnaminous they are, sailed a bill through both the House and Senate, and then awoke Bunnypants to sign the bill that opened up a floodgate of lawsuits that will be coming down the pike for the next few decades. Way to go, fellas.

The husband says he was told by Terri before her accident she did not want to live as a vegetable. Her family on the other hand says that she is not in a vegetative state, and her husband is not telling the truth regarding Terri's wishes. It's a big legal mess, and it's very personal, so what in the hell was Congress thinking when they awoke, got out of their drunken stupors and stepped in to step on the Constitution?

I would think after some fifteen years of court rulings that the case would have been resolved. Apparently the religious right had to get on the books though, and for some reason, all the Democrats followed suit so as not to appear like a murderous bunch, so bang! went the Constitution. In no designation of powers does Congress have to override Courts of Appeals of states. They apparently judged the whole case within ten seconds by watching the video footage that the media was satuating the telly with.

I feel the trampling of the Constitution by Congress may in the long run supercede importance of Terri's imminent death. To me, the weirdest thing to legally let her die is they have to pull the means of life support, which means they have to pull the feeding tube, which will dehydrate her before she starves. If the husband is correct and she wants to die, what's wrong with a hot dose of morphine? If I was the husband, I would request a lethal injection of morphine for Terri and save her the misery of starvation/dehydration. But then, if she is vegetative, she wouldn't know the difference. These are weird concepts to contemplate. I would think it would be hard for a think tank as dumb as our Congress to seriously weigh issues regarding the right to die to be resolved overnight.

The video clips that are airing on the television coverage of this family feud showing Terri smiling, bobbing her head back to and fro, are four years old for one thing. These are the media videos that are making people make a judgment within ten seconds, going, "Yeah!!She's got a right to live!!",what the fuck do they know? Another point the husband made on the Today show, saying there were 6,000 hours of other tape that show the true hideous condition she currently resides. But the family retorted saying Terri responded to the news of the Congress's intervention.

Who knows? I don't know anything of the fifteen years of testimony by experts, but the court system currently presided by Bunnypants little brother Jebraham, or Jeb for short, says the husband is in the right. How and why did it wind up in Congress? Well, I tell you what. The Bunnypant administration really took the American Republic for a ride on this little escapade. From now on out, will Congress convene every time a right to die decision pops up?. They occur daily. Will the euphemism "having the plug pulled" will only be decided now by Congress? Is that what those bastards were thinking? I'm as confused as the pundits and reporters are who are trying to make sense of this convoluted mess.

Most of the politicians are too dumb to realize the can of worms they have opened by their phony concern over one woman. They have taken precedence over several Courts of Appeals of the State of Florida, and have prolonged the fight of the husband who's been fighting for her for a decade and a half. As of this writing, some court in Atlanta somehow has the case now and so far the feeding tube has not been reinserted.

My wish for Terri is that she would not suffer the misery of the starvation/dehydration, yet if you are brain dead, I guess you'd never know. If the issue is a right to die issue, Congress should have had debates on why does the actual point of living, i.e. a feeding tube, an oxygen machine, any sort of machine that provides life, MUST be the point of inertia for someone to exist. I wish David Gregory would ask the prez at the next press conference where her soul has been since her accident. He'd stammer some idiotic response, still not realizing the thousands of cases where I guess Congress will have to have some say over now. Jesus Fucking Christ. You ought to be thinking of the souls being lost in Iraq, Bunnypants, you turdball piece of shit.

In God's Name, Don't Vote for the Religious!

2005-03-09T17:38:00.000-07:00

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In God's Name, Don't Vote for the Religious!!

To steal a line from the old Kojak movies played quite regularly on Sunday nights back in the seventies, Telly Savalas was always fond of saying "Who loves ya' baby?", as he bolstered through some door and went to beat the shit out of a criminial.

The Bush 43 admin, just like Kojak, wants you to think they have you, your family, your livelihood, everything under their best interest. And, boy, do they. But the Bush admin wants all this sewed up in their pockets due to their participation in a religion that makes no sense and hasn't since the advent of science. They'll love ya right into poverty and starvation, baby, right through Christianity.

Are the next few elections gonna be a trial of morality and religion? Trials of religion? Are red states truly against blue states in the name of "GOD"? If they are, hopefully it will be one large expose` of all the shit that Bunnypants wants you to to think.

This country was not formed on Christianity in any way. The men of the Declaration of Independence hated the oppression of the Anglicans, and was a driving force of that document. The great men who actually got the US of A's shit rollin' were not in any way a Christian sect of men. Quite the opposite, oh Holy Roller Bunnypants.

George Washington said "The United States is in no sense founded upon the Christian doctrine..."(see "Salvation for Sale" by Gerard Thomas Straub).

Thomas Jefferson neither detested nor loved Christians. His thoughts and writings were influenced and derived by a man named Thomas Paine, possibly the greatest expounder of RATIONAL THOUGHT since Galileo. Thomas Paine's remark about Christianty, The Torah, Judaeism, any religion or religious book you wanna come up with , was this: "I do not believe in the Jewish church, the Christian church, the Roman church, the Greek Church, the Turkish church, the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my own church." Man, what a very rational thought that causes no harm to no one.

Tom Jefferson went on to say this: "It does me no injury for my neighbors to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg..... I do not find in Orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature."

There are redeeming features in orthodox church creeds, as there are in scientific postulates and theories. Can't a rational man see the good qualities in both schools of thought? I disagree with Jefferson only on the point that loving your neighbor as yourself, trying to help those in need, the Golden Rule, that's all good positive energy. So is gravity a positive energy.

It isn't really a smart thing to pluck your eyes out because you saw some ungodly hot babe, be it man or woman, because the Bible says to do so. Is it good to smout thou wiener into "Blivion O"Blivion" cause you had a boner when you read some porno story, cause the Bible told you to in some off-beat chapter of unknown authorship and timeframe ?

Give the goddammed sex shit a break. Other than food and shelter, sex comes in next. It's for the fucking sustentance of our own goddammed species that fucking exists. Period. Leave it be, jeez..........

Next comes "family values". What do you think family values have to do with politics? Nothing. Try education. Education should be number two only to national defense. Educated people are far less likely to abuse their children than uneducated people. Child abuse, both verbal and emotional, costs this country far more than the intangible concept of "family values" politicians love to leap on. Fifty percent of families split up. Does this mean they want more or less misery in marriages, or do they want happy children? If they want a happy kid, keep 'em away from organized religion unless their kids care to join after they can grasp concepts of that magnitude. Love can be taught without a fat lady in a penguin suit slapping knuckles with a ruler.

Crime. It has existed for a lot of years. It will never go away. Theft, rape, murder, should be dealt with swiftly, fairly, but don't intermingle it due to some family that divorced. If a parent can teach his or her child right from wrong, then your parenting skills are well accomplished. You don't need parochial schools to grasp the concept that rape is wrong. Stealing is wrong. Murder is wrong. Those concepts are grasped by the vast majority of little people unless they are suffering from some form of mental disorder, usually brought on by some form of abuse which brings you full circle back to education.

Let's cut the bullshit, folks. I'll bet the most educated physicist in Los Alamos, New Mexico wants the same thing for his family poverty-stricken as do the Cubans in Miami want for their families. Peace, fair wages for time on the job, thugs being punished for heinous crimes, solid educations for everyone to be able to compete globally, and happiness, however they care to attain that concept, through religion, chemical ingestion, whatever trips your trigger. I wish just once, a politician would run on a platform of reducing how many laws there are on the books regulating our society. Erasing the regulations that are pure idiocy.

I worked about a decade ago at a firm that had the whole Code of Federal Regulations. The books made the Encyclopedia Brittanica look like a few comic books. Revisions and new ones come in by the thousands daily, and they are unadulterated idiocy. These guys get paid so much money just to fuddle with language , it's unreal. That wished-for politician would probably go down in history as a paradigm-shifter. Let's get rid of the red-state/blue-state garbage, too. We're all Americans.

So Easy To Misconstrue for Politicians

2005-03-08T00:25:00.000-07:00

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So Easy to Misconstrue for Politicians

I watch Don Imus on MSNBC since I'm a raving insomniac and there's no "Leave it To Beaver" or "The Andy Griffith Show" (the ones with Barney Fife) on the air at that time. One of his semi-regular call-in guests is a fellow named Rick Santorum, Republican senator from the state of Pennsylvania. During his conversations with Imus, Rick comes across as a middle of the road type of Republican who's not a raving right-wing loonie.

Well, that ended yesterday when he got his panties all tied up in a knot and threw a political tantrum regarding remarks made by Senator Donald Byrd, Democratic Senator from West Virginia. Santorum said Byrd's remarks "lessen the credibility of the senator and the decorum of the Senate". Gimme a break, Rick. The decorum of most senators is exemplified by a bunch of fat lazy globs of mass who like to hear themselves babble, then go out for cocktails where political groupies hang out, mainly in Georgetown. I've seen those guys in person. They're quite a pitiful sort. Those after-conference (Senate and House) watering holes are meat-markets that make Midnight Rodeo in Tulsa, Oklahoma look like a church gathering.

The problem between Byrd and Santorum and their respective parties lie in the push for an enactment by the Republicans that would deny the minority Democrats the ability to filibuster the appointment of some of George W.'s judge appointee nominations, they would slide on through without any sort of recourse.

But why all the uproar by Ricky? Senator Byrd said that Adolph Hitler's rise to power was in part by men shoving through legislation without recourse nor debate. He went on to say "..one can witness how men with motives can manipulate laws to cruel and unjust ends." He was talking about history, folks. Not at any time during the speech did Byrd compare the Republican Party to the Nazi Party ( even though he wouldn't have been too far off base if he would have said that ).

Not 0nly did Senator Santorum get his panties in a wad, Abraham Foxman, spokesperson for the Anti-Defamation League, he too got in a petulent frenzy (trying to get some press) by saying " he (Byrd) should be ashamed for implying his political opponents are using Nazi tactics." He called the comparison "hideous, outrageous and offensive". What in the fuck are these guys reading into a statement of fact from Senator Byrd that would offend anyone?

As previously stated, Byrd never once in his speech use "Republicans" and "Nazis" in the same sentence. His point was the Republicans were trying to take away a check-and-balance concept that has worked so well for this country for the past 225 years. He's right, too. Men with unchecked political motives and legislation can wind up out of hand before anyone knows what happened.

Political apathy was one of the causes of the rise of the Nazi regime. The Germans as a whole were not inherently evil. Hitler was such a dynamic fellow that his cult got into an unchecked/unbalanced political situation and next thing, people knew, Jews were being rounded up and the national policy suddenly was to invade Poland.

Bush and his ilk need to be checked at every move they make. The current administration sure as hell lied as to why we went to Iraq. Weapons of Mass Destruction, portable biological warfare laboratories, possible nuclear weapons, all that fucking shit that was erroneous. If Bush was fooled by his own people, shame on them. If Bush knew the covert intelligence that supposedly required bloodshed to resolve was false, he's a criminal. Byrd's remarks were on the money. No cause for uproar, Abe and Rick. I suggest you try and grasp his point that seems so obvious: THERE WILL BE MORE THAN ONE POLITICAL PARTY IN THIS NATION. There will be no one party for America.

Kyoto Treaty: Beyond Bunnypants Comprehension

2005-03-02T08:34:00.000-07:00

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Kyoto Treaty: Beyond Bunnypants Comprehension

There's a few holdout scientists who studied geology during the last ice age that disagree with the Greenhouse Effect, but the majority of meteorologists, geologists and others who study the behaviour of the earth and all its related functions, guys like paleontologists, stratigraphers, geophysicists, hydrogeologists, crystallographers, and the list goes on, agree about the harmful effects of carbon monoxide, carbon dioxide, and other toxic gases that are being emmitted by the tons into our atmosphere on a daily basis.

The Greenhouse Effect is a measurable phenomenon, ladies and gentlemen, no brag, just fact. Just like evolution is fact even though people still call it theory, as they do gravity and thermodynamics, the Greehouse Effect is fact. No bullshit about it. We're warming our atmosphere at an advanced pace, and have been since the dawn of mammals when they started farting methane into the air. Even though Commander-in-Chief Bunnypants is a holy man, he still lets out farts like everyone else, and he drives a car, and drills for oil, and eats beef, so our Commander-in-Chief contributes to the Greenhouse Effect just like every other human and mammal on the planet. There's no way gettin' around it if you're gonna breathe, eat and crap on this planet.

The Industrial Revolution, which began the rapidity of emissions of the gases that cause the Greenhouse Effect, started some two centuries ago. An agreement negotiated in Kyoto, Japan in 1997, attended by some 140 nations, agreed that 35 of the highest emitting gas-countries would cool down by reducing the gases known to cause the Greenhouse Effect, but one major problem arose. Clinton was participatory in the pact, and was interested in the concept, but the Bush administration stole the 2000 A.D. election. Subsequent to the stolen election, the United States of America being the biggest contributor to the pollution of the air humans breathe for sustenance, had no interest in the participance of the treaty. Well, that's a fine kettle of fish.

Commander-in-Chief Bunnypants decided that in 2001 that we (the U.S.of A.) would have no part of the whole deal. I mean, this might cost his flunkie oil buddies down in Texas to maybe have the cost of more air filters to be put on their multi-million dollar refineries that burn and emit these gases twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year.

That's right. It was going to cost big business a small chunk of massive profit to meet the standards proposed by the pact of participating countries. The implementation of the requirements were finally met by the participating countries after seven years, including Russia, but Bunnypants and the Republican Congress came up with the big fat lie that the reason the U.S. was not signing the treaty was due to the fact that India and China declined to sign.

Who in the hell cares that two back-assed nations didn't participate? One country is still Commie and the other lets cows shit in their streets. If one, or many are gonna come up with an excuse, blaming the U.S.'s non-participance in the treaty on China and India is very lame. I used to come up with better excuses for sneaking out as a teenager.

Profit was the reason. Why can't Republicans just say profit was the motive? It's not that shameful, really. Since this country did re-elect the fool currently residing in the White House, and most voters knew big business owned him, and we are capitalists(some at all costs to the environment), why in the hell should we participate? Like Bush used to like to say, Bring 'em 0n!! What an idiot. They came on pretty hard, didn't they, Bunnypants?

This whole deal slipped through the "liberal" media pretty easily. Karl Grove has the "liberal" media right where he wants them. That man is one scary cat. I think he might be as paranoid as Nixon. Well, with that two percent win margin being a moral mandate, let's pollute the fuck out of the air until we start getting weird diseases. That was a misstatement. There is a concentric circle that can be drawn around the bays of Louisiana and Texas where the closer humans reside to the afore-mentioned refineries, cancer occurrence is way up. But that won't be reported by the "liberal" media for many years. I love a good mandate.

Howard Dean's Gotta Cool It, Man

2005-02-21T08:54:00.000-07:00

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Howard Dean's Gotta Cool It

The nation's swing electorate seemed to get bummed due to Howard Dean's burst of enthusiasm during his presidential campaign run. Although Dean was my first choice as the President of the United States, and I was not able to fathom why in the fuck enthusiasm about winning a state caucus was so demeaning, people got pissed. Matt Lauer and his dumbfuck crew was asking the very next morning "Is this the end of Howard Dean's campaign?". Well, Matt, when you make such a big fuckin' deal outta absolutely nothing and all the other networks don't want to be outside the box, I guess it can fuck up a campaign. But that's water under the bridge.

Dean has a new job, and if we're not gonna be stymied and reversed in our freedoms we have won with "liberal" politicians, we gotta get the fucking red states from trending to the right, as the pollsters say they are. Is Dean the man for that job?

With a small amount of diplomacy, I can't think of a better guy for the position. During the presidential debates, he was articulate, well-mannered, in no way offensive to the middle of America, and could prove to be the exact arsenal the Democrats need to swing our country back to somewhere in the middle, instead of the Christian Fascist Racist Nazi country this place is turning in to under the realm of Commander-in-Chief Bunnypants.

Dr. Dean is a brilliant guy but a lousy politician, which made him such an attractive candidate to me. He is a well-read physician who knew that it was gonna be a tough job to keep this country on the right track of which Clinton was leaving behind, but I thought he had the balls and brashness to keep us on track. Then he got excited for thirty seconds which, for only God knows why, blew his campaign.

The despondent Democrats who think the fight is over, just remember Bush only won by TWO FUCKING PERCENT. Bunnypant's grasp of mathematics make two percent a moral mandate, but the guy is a goddammed flunkie, JEEZUS!! Sorry, I had to vent. The swing doesn't have to be a major shift in political philosophy. The point of the Republicans being a "moral" party while they throw 40 million dollar inaugural galas will catch on as being obscene and immoral, and I hope Dean will hammer this point home.

Do you know what Jimmy Carter had at his inaugural? Peanuts and crackers with a cash bar. No Belugia caviar and Dom Perignon Champagne, ESPECIALLY when men are complaining they don't have enough protective gear to keep from dying. We're in the middle of a goddammed war and the Republicans blow 40 million bucks on a party. Must have been one helluva a hangover, or at least I hope to OUR LORD that it was. Is that morality?

The Republican's total lack of understanding of how fucked things are, oh, say in the in the Appalachians, where poverty and drug use is so rampant that people can't afford shoes for the brutal winters, or that the blacks who have their votes lost and disallowed are getting very pissed, and more Hispanic men want fair wages to feed their families, and people will get sick of the poor getting poorer and the rich getting richer, these are the messages that Dr. Dean has to get across to middle America. I think when many of Middle American's sons and daughters come back with three limbs, then they will begin to evaluate the U.S. liberating the world, which is Bunnypant's Mission from God.

Look what an intelligent president (Bill Clinton) accomplished as opposed to the dumbass flunkie ex-drunk who can barely form a coherent, cohesive sentence, who lied right into our faces and went to war on erroneous intelligence to avenge the wrong guys. Is that morality? Will we still be in Iraq in four years? I would imagine with the insurgency still fucking up the infrastructure of the Iraqi cities as fast as they can fix them, we'll be there for much longer than four years. Try doubling that number and the outcome will be closer to reality.

I believe if Dr. Dean will remain vigilant in reminding the electorate of Bush's fruits of his reign (so far), i.e. lower wages, loss of jobs, lies that were told before the Iraqi invasion, and America's massive deficit this guy has built from a surplus left to him by Clinton, and unless we're the most stupid ignorant-assed people in the world, Dean will begin to let our country grasp that under "liberal" men who know how to think before they act, things are better off for society as a whole. Dean can do it. C'mon, Howard, I guess just take a Vodka Tonic if you feel the need to scream with enthusiasm.

More Bush League Diagnoses

2005-02-13T06:15:00.000-07:00

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More Bush League Diagnoses

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction has been called off. There were none. The Iraqis are in a precarious situation of which civil war will probably be the only way for that country to evolve in the same way free republics have evolved. We'll see.

Bush says we have to eliminate terrorism because the terrorists don't like our society. That's a bunch of horseshit. They don't like us because we are occupiers of their lands.

How many of the AlQuaida were Saudi Arabians? Eighteen out of twenty of them. Where is the biggest American presence during peacetime? In Saudi Arabia. Get the picture?

The fucking Saudi Arabians hate us more than Al-Quaida because we are occupiers of their land and they don't think we should be there (the House of Saud likes it, the people of the land don't). They're right. What the fuck are we doing there? Protecting our oil interests.

Any geologist will tell you that all the oil on this planet isn't below Saudi Arabia. There is so much domestic production that could be developed in places like Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, New Mexico, that we could build reserves way into our future. We could open up deep sea exploration without fucking up the environment and wouldn't kill many fishies. We are spending literally billions of dollars a day because Bush thinks the Saudis need our protection as they fly jetliners into the Pentagon and Trade Centers.

We need to get out of Saudi Arabia. That's what bin Laden is pissed off about. Not to kow-tow to bin Laden (who still is on the loose), we ought to murder that fucker. But then why don't we split the whole fucking region?

When the French left Algeria, the FLN folded up shop and quit exploding up bars and cafes. When the Brits left India, the violence in the streets stopped. If the Brits would pull out of Ireland, the IRA would fold. If the U.S. split the Middle East, wouldn't alot of the terrorism the Al Qaida espouse have no meaning?

They don't give a fuck about how free we are. They are pissed because we occupy their land. Let's finish our business in Iraq and let's get the hell out of the whole region. We have enough domestic problems to overwhelm Bunnypants for at least four more years.

Let Bunnyboy do something easy, like maybe take on farm subsidies. He may be able to handle something like that.

Let Those Guys Have a Civil War

2005-02-12T06:41:00.000-07:00

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Let Those Guys Have a Civil War

There's an evolution of Republics (the very few that have existed throughout history) that follow somewhat of AN EVOLUTIONARY PATH, JUST LIKE THE CRINOIDS AND THE HOMO GENUS THAT HAS SPURNED OUR CURRENT SPECIES AMONGST WHICH WE LIVE WITHIN, HOMO SAPIENS SAPIEnS.

BEFORE WE LET REASON RING AS THE RESOUNDABLE ANSWER TO SO MANY FUCKING PROBLEMS OUR COUNTRY WAS FACING IN THE 1840'S, WE DECIDED TO LET GUNFIRE DECIDE OUR COURSE OF FATE.

WE WERE GOING TO LET PEOPLE THAT HAD MORE MELANIN IN THEIR SKIN BE UNSAVORY TYPES FOR ETERNITY OF MAN OR WERE WE GONNA MAKE WOMEN, JEWS, PEOPLE OF COLOR, WHOEVER, GET A LITTLE TASTE OF THE WHITE BOY MONOPOLY ON POWER WHICH WAS IN EXISTENCE IN THE 1830's (and still is to a large degree...Ever seen an American Native CEO of a large oil conglomerate?).

Lincoln saw that the prophetic nature of freedom for everyone was worth shedding American blood, and it turned out to be father against brother, brother against brother, families split on slavery issues, it was one fucked mess, just like RIGHT NOW in Baghdad.

The question now is there going to a a prophetic leader of the Shi'ites that will include the Sunnis and the Kurds, all inclusive into some form of draft of government where there is basically :One Man=One Vote. Even though our country is not their yet, we have been working on it for 225 years to perfect the fucked up mess we have, but it's the greatest fucked up mess that's on this planet.

Posession is more than eleven points of the law. The Shi'ites have most of the oilfields and that is what makes Iraq an economically viable country (why do you really think we went in, guys??).

Let the public mind of the Shi'ites determine if they want to have an inclusive form of government. In the meanwhile, let's get our troops the fuck outta there as fast as we can. If the pittance of the law that has been established by our Marines goes by the wayside, so be it. Our troops did a valiant and noble job and God Bless every damn one of them. But our job is done. Pack your bags, guys, you ought to be coming home.

Possible Bullet Dodged By Bunnypants

2005-01-31T09:02:00.000-07:00

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Possible Bullet Dodged By Bunnypants

Man, what a day for Bunnypanys unless the whole fucking election was staged on a Hollywood set like the moon landing. Bunnypants et.al. dodged the biggest bullet of his administration if the Shi'ites buy into the election that went down Sunday. I guess the Kurds really don't give a shit 'cause you never hear much about the Kurds in its own sentence, without the Sunnis being mentioned also.

Eight million Iraqis supposedly turned out for this election that I was even saying was going to be one big car bomb. In no way is this the end of the peace process, and you cannot maintain the level of security that was enforced that eve and day of elections. The insurgency isn't going to just throw in their arms and say "Shit, they wanted an election". Theocracies aren't shaking in their boots I wouldn't think quite yet.

But it is a show of unity among the Shi'ites and their want of some form of elected government, most likely some form of republic similar to other republics around the world that enjoy freedom of speech, freedom of the press, the right to bear arms, freedom to not blow up their children because some cleric said they would go to heaven and be gloriously ushered in on the red carpet.

If Sunday had gone the other way, with everyone staying at home due to fear and the whole process going into the toilet, I'm afraid Bunnypants pants would be soiled for a few weeks. Man, did he dodge the big one there. Most European governments, even France, are congratulating him on the elections (if not directly, in veiled statements to the world). But a lot of the statements I've heard seem to be implying the U.S. isn't through yet. I would beg to differ with those guys.

It's showtime for Iraq now. The Iraqi cops and soldiers that used to throw down their weapons and run away at the sound of a gun or at the sound of a bomb are going to have to get into a new mindset. They have a duly elected group of leaders that they are going to have to protect, just like our troops defend our leaders. Maybe it's a tad premature to go home tomorrow, but I think plans should be started to be drawn for a rapid disengagement of U.S. troops. A skeleton force might have to remain for a few years, give them time to draft an inclusive constitution, give the police and military to gain strength, but it's on the Iraqis now. Bunnypants captured their leader and will probably execute him, but a lot of theocratic and/or military nutzoids are chomping at the bit to get power over all the oil below that area of land. Let's hope Iraqis are ready to be free from all the shit they've been through the past fifty years.

More Bunnypant Profundity

2005-01-22T08:11:00.000-07:00

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More Bunnypant Profundity

The excessive Republicans and their excessive inaugural galas and their excessive boozing led up to Bunnypant's excessive speech about , in essence, he wanted to be the liberator of the entire human species, and I guess he wants to get it done on his watch.

What a goddammed idiot this stupid fucking country elected. His speechwriters are fucking idiotic masses of splooge that must have attended Texas A and M for their political science degrees.

For one, democracy is such a misused word that I won't go into the true meaning of it. Shame on you if you don't know we live in a republic that is not even very representative of the majority of our people ( re: 2000 A.D. election). The Greeks had a truer form of democracy, but even they had senators who represented the masses. But so many know that republicanism is what Bunnypants was blathering about I don't want to waste space explaining the difference.

But Bunnypants wants now for every human being to live under this form of government. What a goddammed idiot. Does he know how many republics have existed in human history? Neither do I, but it ain't many. The majority of civilizations have been based on superstition superceding reason resulting in failures of great societies. Enlightenment equates with reason for people to be able to be free from excessive force.

Look at the Taliban. Those motherfuckers want to live in the Stone Age. No music, no women's rights, no education, no nuthin'. Pretty bleak existence,huh? Sorry, fellas. There is a digital revolution happening and there ain't no way to stop it, you stupid cocksuckers. This is leading me to the conclusion that Bunnypants is digressing. Why? He is trying to bring spirituality and religious beliefs that are best to be kept separate from government. Weird shit starts happening every time religion and state begin to mix. Bunnypant's already wanting to trounce on women and jerk there choice of what they want to do to their own bodies. That's nobody's business except the woman who may be impregnated. That's it. Pro-abortion is what Republicans call it. It's called freedom. Freedom to choose. Legislating morality is an exercise in futilty. It doesn't work and can lead to events of unbelievable savagery, i.e. look what happened to the opium addicts in China. They decided opium was immoral so addicts were slaughtered on the magnitude of hundreds of thousands of human souls. Progress? No. Insanity? Yes.

Bunnypants hopefully will clean up his mess he made and let his legacy stop there. Then, if we aren't in a world war, let's start to get some reasonable leaders who won't take this civilization back to Taliban standards.

New Year, New Logic from America

2005-01-18T08:45:00.000-07:00

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New Year, New Logic from America

On the day after that riveting Golden Globe Award Show, where you get to see the stars drink alcohol and make genuinely heartfelt half - assed acceptance speeches in gowns and tuxes that could feed Sri Lanka for a year, and that Joan Rivers who is a walking advertisement for deconstructive savagery, the Associated Press lets out a poll saying that the majority of Dumb-Ass Americans approve of his job performance.

The most dumb-assed irony of the poll is that the majority of the dumb asses the AP polled said they thought Bunnypants had fucked up in Iraq. Another big fat lie the Dumb-Ass Americans who voted for Bunnypants bit into was the fact he said he wasn't going to fuck with Social Security, the fucking liar. The most ambitious change to Social Security for old people that aren't millionaires like all the old people that Bunnypants knows will be one of the first things on Bunny's plate, like his plate isn't full enough with explosions every day that you read on page four.

So, this amounts to Dumb-Ass Logic. If one is afraid Bush is gonna fuck up more in Iraq, but you think his job performance is ok, where is the fucking logic in that? Here it is. I found it in a quote from a Dumb-Ass Republican who voted for Bush: "It's best just to be hopeful for the next four years. If you're not, it's not good for our country", said Kellie Shanahan, a TEACHER from Wilmington, North Carolina. I thought teachers were supposed to have an iota of logic before they let them spew forth to the young. That makes me a dumb-ass to assume something that basic.

I am the dumb-ass to spew forth that Iraq is gonna be a god-awful mess for the next four years, the economy will worse than it is due to Iraq, no one will be held accountable for this administration lying to the American people regarding why we went to Iraq, and that Dick Cheney will be an incredibly wealthy man when all is said and done. Hopefully my being a dumb-ass is more logical than Ms. Shanahan's dumb-ass logic. If it isn't, I need to go back to elementary school.

New Year, More Death

2005-01-02T15:31:00.000-07:00

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New Year, More Death

Is it my epistimelogical type of word spew or do I really want to know the ultimate ramifications of a young man in a Polo shirt looking for pussy like Bunnypants did as a young swinging dick?

Tsumami, tsumamee, tsumammymamy, baby. Why are the tsunamis on the front page and is there a connection between Bush and death? Sure seems like there is. Japan throws in 500 million dollars into the worst disaster this generation has seen, Australia throws in 850 million, the Germans throw in 614 million, and the U.S. of A. puts in 350 million bucks. Sounds like our dollars are going other places a priori.

Nineteen Iranians blew up yesterday, but Bush gets on television the next day with Daddy and Big Bill Clinton to tell the American people to be as giving as possible, while he made the bold effort of 350 million dollars towards the tsunami victims. Give me a break. It costs 350 million bucks for a soldier to take a shit in Iraq, and what was the reason we are there? Was it bad intel? They have so much bullshit ready that I know I've been tsunamied by lies from the Republicans currently ruling the world.

Every day, and most likely up to and beyond the Iraqi elections, daily car bombs will be on page two or page four of your right wing biased newspaper. The Republicans have been the winners of this Iraqi war of deceit. We could be giving billions of dollars to the tsunami victims, but the American government cannot muster any more than 350 million dollars. God Almighty. Then Bunnypants says it's the American's giving spirit that will help these poor victims. How big will the lies get, folks?

This nation is worse off than it was in the Nixon years. The lies have gotten bigger. The lies are in your face fuck you lies like the ones Cheney spurts forth. Nixon was known as "Tricky Dick" even though he didn't trick many of us. He was an idiot to be prosecuted. So is Bush, but this nation has gotten so afraid to be patriotic and stand up to the Commander-in-Chief and say "You're a fucking liar, you filthy ex-drunk frat boy with a nose jones!!" that it's more of a fucked nation than in 1972. I guess that's Republican progress. I call it going back to the dark ages. This is one back-assed country, geezus. Keep puttin' them cowboys into office, people, instead of smart guys like Clinton. We'll go down as fast as John Wayne did with lung cancer.

Lust for Power

2004-12-29T17:39:00.000-07:00

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Lust for Power

Power-lust is a weed that grows in vacant lots of empty minds - Ayn Rand

December 10th, 2004, John McCain, most likely Bunnypant's succesor to the Republican nomination for President in the 2008 election, said to the American Republic that he no longer had confidence in the man that is essentially in charge of the Iraq invasion, Donald Rumsfeld.

Rummy is no more more crazy or misinformed than he was a mere 4 weeks ago, however Mr. McCain seems to feel better to tell the world that he is no longer with the far right, like he was a short four weeks ago. McCain, where the fuck are you at, baby?

You were in the Viet Nam war, Senator McCain, you got captured by the V.C., tortured, the whole bit. You knew by backing Bush during the election that in effect you were backing his war agenda. Now the brakes go on Bush(as they did during the election), and you want to distance yourself from the incumbent cabinet.

I'm starting to wonder more about McCain than I am Rumsfeld. I had Rumsfeld pegged as a war-mongering stupid Satan worshipping derelict power drunk empty mind in 2000 before we ever got hit. A political junkie friend of mine and myself were having cocktails discussing how if Bush won, that we would be at war, at deficit spending, and the environment would n'ere be an issue within the first four years. Are we prophetic? Hardly. Look at the men that got into office, propheticity is not the issue.

But we were right, and now that all the above described bullshit occurred, why has McCain emerged as this man that even Democrats like? Because he's soaking up power by the shitloads. He's getting respect by sitting directly on the middle of the fence. He's getting shit-faced with power.

McCain must be lumped into the crew he fell in line with, not distancing himself from an administration four weeks after nomination, and before the president-elect has even been sworn in. Geez, John, pick a party and tell your true beliefs.

I think you're a stupid fucking asshole for not realizing Rumsfeld was unfit for duty before he ever took office. Five short weeks ago you were, "Yeah, babe...the Republicans are the way to go...". Fuck your lies, John. Sorry about the time in the Haiti Hotel, and all that horror you went through, but now it seems like your trying to play everyone like a fiddle, the man for all seasons, so to speak. The classic politico, everybody's friend , but no one to turn to in need.

If your judgement of men who shaped policy for the past four years switches within four weeks, what happens when someone pisses you off in your own senatorial staff? I sure would like the chance to see if you're a nutzoid megalomaniac wanting to hoodwink the American Republic with your semi-homespun nonsense about baseball and all the other shit you feel a need to make a comment on, or if you're just a premature flip-flopper flip-flopping before the Bush administration ever gets sworn in .

Somehow the news service that is used by America Online, Inc., ran an article saying McCain" Political Rock Star!!" What the fuck is a political "rock star"? One that gets laid, or lies to more people than a "Jazz Star"?

"Unique personality", "Everyone knows him..", the "Republican even Democrats like!!". Hold up, there, AOL News Service (who is ultimately owned by Rupert Murdoch, the most right-winged player in the conspiracy of the right to manipulate the Republic of America). I'm a Democrat who is finding his behaviour very troubling. He jumped a ship when he knew Rumsfeld wasn't going anyplace, and there was no room for him. And what the fuck is a Senator of the U.S. government really bothering himself over SPORTS when 18 Brave Marines died yesterday? Where in the fuck are his priorities? SPORTS?

They are so drunk with power their priorities are all over the map now. McCain is so full of shit. He's just another lying Republican going after the 2008 election in a very unique, sneaky way. Watch it, he'll bite you in your ass before you can turn your head around.

More Logic from a Dunce

2004-12-13T17:27:00.000-07:00

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Bunnypants has emphatically proclaimed his proclivities to "fuck the masses by bullshit", and his belief the facts of the events that occurred post 9/11 will disappear into thin air.

Facts do not disappear just to them being brushed aside in the heat of the moment, nor during nasty campaign elections, nor during wartime. Facts may be dusted aside for a bit, but facts are not hypotheses, conspiracies, ideas, or functions of the imagination. They are indisputable ocurrences that can be proved.

George W. has started a crusade against evil, the "axis of evil", that he has no intention of going after during his lifetime. He scared the post 9/11 American Republic into believing his lies regarding why we went to war, and how we will get out of Iraq, the far less of the nations with true nuclear proliferation possibilities. Fuck, North Korea flaunts the shit in Bunnypant's face. But Bunnypants lies are encircling him like a wagon train, and his old cabinet is slipping through the encirclage by the fistfuls.

Intense and constant concentrations upon evil have historically proved disasterous. Typically, it sheds light on the guy who's proliferating the fear. The "evil" of the Jews perceived by Hitler, the "evil" perceived by Hussein against the Kurds, the "evil" perceived by the cross-dressing weirdo "I wanna play woman tonight' sex acts with exraordinaryily fantastic pliable rubber leader of the FBI, J. Edgar Hoover, RE: Abbie Hoffman, Jerry Rubin, Frank Zappa, Lenny Bruce, (men who dealt with facts), was so horribly insane for the perpetuation of our species and who perceive evil in others, rarely leave the planet better off than it was in the first place, and usually much worse. Look at the fucking Crusades, for chrissakes. By thinking of evil all the time, one perpetuates evil, more so than any that existed in the first place.

Look what Bunnypants has done. He has opened so many doors for reasons for young men who want twenty-eight virgins in heaven, to explode themselves on the streets of Baghdad. Terrorist organizations are at an all time high regarding recruitment, while our soldiers are getting very frustrated with one extended duty after another.

Did Rumsfeld think of any of these ramifications? Do you know how far I went into the tome of "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu? The most intense treatise on the logic of war fourteen fucking pages in, and Sun knew this was a fundamental that human emotions do not like to be terrorized, and there are ways around it to achieve one's goals.

Which leads me to believe our Secretary of Defense is so fucking arrogant and beyond reproach, he has never read Sun Tzu. He strikes me in his zeal to save the world from evil and terror, he is right on the borderline of believing himself Saviour of humanity.

Rumsfeld to Troops: You Got Fucked

2004-12-08T17:01:00.000-07:00

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Rumsfeld said what to the troops who are over there fighting their fucking asses off ? A soldier stepped up to the microphone during a question and answer session during a "pep" rally and had the patriotism to ask his "superior" , why did soldiers have to dig through landfills to armor their vehicles instead of being supplied with good equipment in the first place. Rumsfeld's reply in essence: Fight with what you got, sit down, be a good soldier and shut up.

Typical from an administration now where all the head cheeses have never seen battle. No wonder Powell quit. He warned the president to not attack unless the power existed to go in, accomplish a mission, then split. No one listened 'cause no one at that cabinet meeting had fought in the type of bloody insanity Bunnypants has subjected these brave young men and women to. Ms. Rice, Cheney, Bunnypants and Rumsfeld have no idea what real war is like, unlike their true superior colleague General Powell.

It's getting very apparent this war was severely underestimated in manpower, cost, and weaponry. Every day I hear of a new detachment from New Mexico, Oklahoma, North Carolina, or some other deeply reserved unit going to patrol some sniper-laden back alley of Fallujah. You know, those that signed up in the reserves, thinking it was a good way to get a jumpstart in life, maybe a little money for a new family, or to get trained in some area , but really not murderous motherfuckers like some Marines are from the git-go. They are now on their way to as dangerous situations to those that ever existed in Viet Nam. Guerilla warfare. The kind the U.S. of A. used to beat the Enlish dupes who lined up in formation, for "ethical" battle, to only be slaughtered by our then farmers and frontiersmen who said fuck rules of engagement, there are none.

Rumsfeld, Rice, Cheney and Bush is what the stupid fucking Republicans and dumbass Democrats and dumbass independents got themselves in for, for four more years. Some folks must be so some micro-myopic that they see Bush as their leader. Cheney is Numero Uno , folks. If you think Big Dick told Bunnypants to invade Iraq, you're on the money. Bunny had an agenda that his Daddy didn't accomplish in the 1990 invasion and he wanted revenge, for family, friends and country, in that order.

Bunnypants is so fucking arrogant that he said, hell yes, bring 'em on. Powell said, hey, that war was nasty, let's make sure what the hell we're doing here. He damned near got fired. God, I wish he would have stepped down then, but the next thing one sees is Powell spurting forth the utter bullshit of the intelligence from the CIA (isn't that the agency the 9-11 commission put most blame?) that was so intelligent that we are now spending "loaned to the U.S." dollars to pay for a war against a man and country that had absolutely nothing to do with 9-11.

Where in the fuck is Osama? Bush is still not worried about this fact that he is at large. It's so baffling to me I want to fake a passport and go kill Osama myself. The "boss" (Rumsfeld) got put on the spot. The boss had the wrong answer. Powell had the right answer. Powell quit. Go figure.

Gotta Live With Him

2004-12-03T04:54:00.000-07:00

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Gotta Live With Him

Whether you hate the stupid son of a bitch, or if you voted for the stupid bastard, let's review what has happened since the election and let's see what our crystal ball suggests.

The first thing that struck me funny was the massive bailing of the Bunnypant Ship right after his acceptance of the fucked up election for the presidency. People started getting out of there like there was a fire on board, which there most likely is. Some of those guys are in so deep right now, jumping ship isn't going to help the criminality of the accesory of war acts. Rumsfeld, Cheney and The Rice Lady have stood by, but they figure they have lied so much by now, they better keep on. Plus, none of them seem to have any consciences.

Sixteen people blew up today in Bagdhad and it doesn't even hit the front page of the Albuquerque Jounal, the biggie paper of New Mexico. No big deal to them, I guess. Sixteen people die from a blast and it's a page four item, right where Rumsfeld, Bush, Rice and Cheney like to hide the quagmire they have created.

I've lost count how many people have bailed on Bunnypants. Let's see, Powell split awfully quick, didn't he? He might have some conscience left in his soul, I'm not sure. Tom Ridge wanted out for "time with my family". Yeah, sure. He figured out terror is a human emotion which is innate in every human, and so is evil. Neither one will ever be "conquered". Can one conquer "fear', or "anger", or "tranquility"?

The Secretary of Energy Spencer Abraham quit, the Secretary of Agriculture Ann Veneman said "no mas", the Secretary of Education Rod Paige apparently had enough bullshit, the Secretary of Commerce Donald Evans also said adios to Bunnyboy. And let's not forget our composer and Attorney General who likes to decimate people's civil liberties in fits of rage and/or panic, the most excellent composer of "Let the Eagle Soar", John Ashcroft, the biggest prick on the planet, as far as I can tell.

There will be enough stupid Republicans to get in with Bunnypants, because they're too goddammed dumb to figure out these guys are fucking war criminals. I don't know how big the lies will get before there is an administration meltdown, but one will happen, because those bastards were so arrogant they lied right to our face regarding war. I don't believe anyone has gotten away with direct lies when it comes to WHY we go shed blood on foreign soil.

John McCain was a man I had respect for until he threw in the towel and got behind his little bunny. He had me duped to the point where I was actually believing a Republican. I need an editor to slap me in the face and tell me to get ahold of myself next time I even tinker with the notion of trusting a Republican. What a fool I was.

But what I will do is keep asking questions regarding the Bush Family Evil Empire until I die or become unable to think straight. These folks need to pay for their arrogance which has caused so much bloodshed. May they all rot in hell, the evil assholes.

Big Biz With Bunnypants

2004-11-29T10:06:00.000-07:00

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One auto executive saw the outcome of the election and said "This is good...". One chemical corporation CEO saw the outcome of the election and said, "This is good....". One oil biz CEO saw Bunnypant's election results and said"This is fuckin' fantastic!!!". A conjecture can be drawn here. Big Biz People saw good in the outcome of the Bunny's first semi-legit election into the tainted White House.

Telecommunications and media sure do like Bunnyboy back in the big Oval. They expect regulators to continue to step back each day and let the industries consolidate, great for business and higher prices, bigger executive salaries and those infamous bonuses of a few million or so tossed around like petty cash, while the office manager gets fired for using too many pens in her office.

The current administration doesn't really need to add more regulations. They already exist, right in the Code of Federal Regulations, a pile of paper three feet high published by the federal government and mailed to hundreds of corporations. I used to work at an engineering company where we had a guy in a cubicle whose sole purpose in his work life was to check CFR 40.211 everyday to make sure we were doing everything in federal compliance.

I used to be an environmental regulator and I know of the state and federal laws that currently exist. They are adequate to protect our soil and groundwater and our surface waters. The problem with regulations is enforcement of the regulations.

When Republican administrations, state and federal, come into power, the first budget cuts are in the environmental departments. One year in Illinois, there were forty investigators that worked to oversee leaking underground storage tanks pulled from the ground without contaminating the soils and waters. The next year, after a Republican governor got elected, there were sixteen. There was an average of fifty pulls a day. If my math is correct, sixteen people can't be in fifty different places at the same time each morning, unless that Republican administration knew of some new physics I'm not aware of.

What did Bunnypants go after his first year after receiving a report saying Osama was gonna bomb the shit out of us with airplanes being flown into buildings? The environmental budget. Without budgets, there are no people to enforce laws. Big business knows this very well. They have inside environmental compliance people who know full well what is illegal and legal.

Fuck the legality if there is no enforcemrnt, cause you ain't gonna get caught. It's simple. Pollute the fuck out of the air, water and soil until some baby is born with a goiter fourteen inches in length, then the baby next door is born without ears. Someone will publish an article that Union Cabinide dumped eight million tons of toxic waste down the nearby stream, and the reporters will ask the administrators "Aren't there laws against this?'. But don't worry. Halliburton, after its huge gig over there in Iraq is done, they'll come to our rescue, with the Carlyle Group at the helm.

Sweaty Dick

2004-11-15T20:52:00.000-07:00

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Sounds to me like Big Dick had a little spasmodic anxiety episode there for a spell before being hospitalized for shortness of breath. Cheney was admitted then shortly released after complaining about what he thought were problems associated with his heart.

I would imagine even the most cruel and cold individuals like Big Dick would experience perceived phantom pains and symptoms when one has unneeded blood on one's hands. Big Dick sounds like he's having panic attacks.

Panic attacks are episodes of feeling out of control, the heart tends to beat fast, sweaty palms, sweaty Dick, the whole nine sweaty yards. Should one feel compassion for this sweaty second-in-line Commander-in-Chief when he has these harmless panic episodes, easily quelled by a Valium or a Xanax? That's entirely up to an individual, but I say I hope the fucker starts having nightmares so fucking bad he can't sleep for days, even after all the Seconal on top of Ambien his fucked up heart can handle.

He doesn't know how it's like on the front lines of Fallujah, nor does he give a flying fuck in the moon. Getting the shit kicked out of you in the name of God and country probably welcomes much more anxiety than the quell of Big Dick's tiny little mad mind.

One must remember that young men and women are dying on a daily basis and Dick was one of the masterminds of this quagmire we currently reside in. Compassion for this Dick? You must be kidding me.

I would certainly like to have the second-in-command tested for any drug use, because he sure was in favor of pre-employment drug tests when he was head cheese at the now-being-investigated- by-the-FBI Halliburton, Inc. He is probably using benzodiazepines, a very effective drug for anxiety, but is incredibly addicting, and harder to kick than heroin. Do we want a stoned out "head", drug user in the vernacular of the street, as our second Commander?

I saw on the history channel that that guy Hitler was injecting amphetamine substances, at which were probably massive doses, during his rule of the Nazi party in Germany, and you know how big of pest he turned out to be. I believe I see similarities between Hitler and Cheney.

Hitler didn't wear a moustache until he was an older man. Cheney didn't either. Well, Cheney, never wore one at all, as far as I can tell. Hitler was associated with homosexuality, as is Cheney. Hitler didn't like drug addicts, even though he was one. Cheney still needs to be tested, I believe, before I make a firm comparison. Hitler hated Jews, Cheney probably has a strong disdain for them, due to his acknowledgement of Arafat. Hitler used foul language in private. So does Big Dick. Big Dick said "Fuck off" to a reporter, even in front of little people under the age of twenty-one. Are you starting to get the picture here?

Remember what George W., our loving Commander Numero Uno, said about evil. He said evil was bad. And I'll bet ya he has said drugs are evil at one point in time. That means his pal Big Dick is an evil man. I don't think we need a huge governmental investigation of evil. They'll come to the conclusion that evil is bad, and we could have used all that governmental wisdom and know-how put to better use, like programming the smart bombs that blow up our own troops. I think our country should rally around our Big Dick, especially in his excited times of panic followed by drugs, and let's hope he withers through this personal hailstorm of his with enough meds so he doesn't have to spend our money being a "head", or a "stoner". And let's just hope George W. takes on one emotion at a time, terror first, then he can fight fright. That'll be a good one for next election.

Why, God?

2004-11-10T22:32:00.000-07:00

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Why, God?

My dear Lord, if we are the most righteous folk on earth as so many ethnocentric fools think we are, why did you let the dumbass guy get to lead our country for a longer period of time? Are you and Allah having some dispute up there? I really thought you guys were supposed to be the same entity, anyways.

I knew Satan was a different sort of evil cat, but why did he win with Bunnypants as his front man? I understand greed, but I thought greed was supposed to be overcome by humans at some point in time. I didn't know Halliburton would go up in price just because a member of Satan's Crew won our national election.

I thought stupidity might be evolutionized slowly out of our brains so we might have a shot at the geological timeline as long as the insects have had. I thought maybe this species might embrace rationality as they did a few hundred years ago when this nation got really happenin' on so many levels. There was a boom there with cats like Ben Franklin and the kite, and the electricity, and Jefferson with so many rational ideas he had that we as a nation are letting slip away, i.e freedom of the people and all that stuff in that document called the Constitution of the United States of America. Why did you let an upper honcho of the Satan's man Bush, John Ashcroft, begin to destroy that kind of rational thought? \

Thoughts by those men were based on Rationalism, not superstition, right? I really thought rationalism would start to be an evolutionary part of the brain, sorta like fucking is, so we can perpetuate our species for a few more million years. That's how the evolutionary game works, good traits of the species should dominate and change for the good, like our thumbs did. Fucking comes natural, and feels real fucking good if you do it right and if you're not sexually hung up from religious teachings. Why doesn't rational thought?

I was a pure evolutionist with studies in paleontology and a degree in geology, but I guess all that knowledge might be all for naught when a man as stupid as our current head cheese is elected into the highest post in our tribe. He is an anti-science sort of fellow, face it. Stem cell research is so beyond his comprehension level, he wants to limit it so he doesn't have to deal with progress instead of digression. Digression is so much easier for Bunnypants to handle on a thought plane. He wants to believe that terror will be overcome. That is like overcoming fear. Human emotions will never be overcome. Terrorism(which is what we all want to disappear) will never be overcome either, but at least we can kill terrorists, but first let's get our nouns correct as to what we are trying to overcome, for chrissakes.

I really don't know, ladies and gents, as to what will happen in the next four years, but I do know it won't be any of the Bush clan or the Rumsfeld clan or the Cheney clan going to Iraq in the near future. It will be the blacks, the poor whites, the Hispanics, and all the rest of the young men and women with limited resources and opportunities for prosperity going over there.

I used to be agnostic until a few things I feel are fairly supernatural in a pure sense occurred to me, especially, or I should say solely, dealing with the death of my brother, and some very strong feelings of his presence while onstage as well as when in quiet solitude. Is this rational thought? No . It is purely superstitious workings of my brain that I would never think to impose on another human, due to the pure subjectivity of my experiences. Why can't others do the same and quit trying to legislate supernaturnal thought on a society whose survival is based on rationality? It can't be both ways.

I hope we can withstand Bunnypant's decisions for the next few years, and I swear to God, for pure survival of our species, we return to rational thought. It's the only way, for God's sake as well as ours, as a species. I believe God, or whatever you wanna call the creator of this one of many possible universes, would like to see our species survive due to our conscience level of thought. Can't we respect him in a way that cuts out the bullshit and start thinking of species survival? We're at that point in evolutionary time where it could be now or never, kids.

World War Three

2004-11-03T19:30:00.000-07:00

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Way to go, you fucking dumbass Republicans. You voted into the White House a fucking war criminal. With the rest of his cronies, if there is any justice left at all, Rumsfeld, Bush, Cheney et.al. will be looking at lifetimes behind bars. Just because one hoodwinks the American Republic makes no one person less guilty of treason, illegal wars and pestilence. But my millionaire boss who voted for...hmmm..take a freakin' guess, is as happy as a bug in a rug.

Big business rallied at the bell on Wall Street the day after the election. I wonder why. I think it might be for the next four years (he could really pull off eight since this is first true election win) big biz is gonna have a fuckin' field day. Goddammit, people.

I don't think (I'm talkin' to anyone who voted for Chimp Boy) you realize the magnitude of the lies being perpetuated on a daily basis regarding the economy, environment, and most importantly, the men losing their lives in Iraq .

I heard the soldiers voted primarily for George W. This might be so, but I believe Kerry would have gotten our troops outta there faster than Chimpy will ever be able to. The destruction of Al-Quaida was excellent, the conquering of the Taliban, the overthrow of Saddam, those men should be proud, but it's up to the people of Iraq now. Let's get packin'. No? We're sending more troops? We're escalating the war? Sound familiar of the LBJ days?

We have no support as a nation. I talk to people from overseas on a daily basis. They all say the same thing. America has lost it's appeal. We are an uptight nation trying to prove what bad asses we are while in fact we are being nothing but bullies to a minority of Muslim fundamentalists. I mean, what the fuck? Didn't you realize we are not liked by our former allies due to this fucking dumbshit asshole fundamentalist you just chose as your leader? Goddammit. I just don't get where the failure to communicate resides when a majority of people vote for a man who talked the talk, but was far from walking the walk.

Maybe I should say he walked us right into poverty, war, disease, pestlience, moronic foreign policies. Why, I mean, what is it, folks? Do you have a disdain for smart people? A disdain for people who say fuck Bush? A didain for freedom of speech? Should I lose clients 'cause I had a Kerry-Edwards sign in my yard? Democrats are not elite. What the fuck is elite about being in a rut, living paycheck to paycheck while the connected "elite" white, tall, Aryan looking golf players fuck you over and over on every deal that they got goin'? The FBI has started a criminal investigation of Halliburton, yet their stock went up five points the day after Kerry's concession. Smells fishy to me.

Get your shitty over-priced six dollar a six-pack beer, turn on your cable tv that has risen in cost comparable to healthcare, watch the billionaire owners of mainly black men beat and smash the shit out of each other every Sunday on the day of your Lord, and block out the white Aryan golfers running your life. That's the Republican way. Is it me?

Thank God For Jennifer

2004-11-02T19:03:00.000-07:00

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Thank the Lord for inventing the name of Jennifer Granholm, especially when he found a way to couple the names through anisotropic edification and other fuzzy gene pooling assimilation from logic of excellent taste, comfortably of not dying, or kinda dying photos to equate one another to derogitate the main incentive of brain power, let me help spread the word of Jennifer M. Granholm, or should I say first-term Governor of Michigan, Jennifer M. Granholm.

Man, what a babe on so many levels. This 45-year old beauty with brains was born in Canada, raised in California, went to school at Berkeley and graduated Harvard Law School, settled with her husband in Detroit, and began her law career. She now is the Democratic Governor of Michigan, a Democrat in a notoriously conservative state, especially the part they call the "Up North" region, where her popularity is excellent. It's on the eve of the most important elections of my lifetime, and I'm wondering who'll win, but when I see governors of states with this much rationality, it makes me reaffirm my belief in , no matter how much the executive branch of the federal government is fucked to the max, there will always be states where liberals can take refuge.

"We can save jobs and save the environment at the same time", she said in an interview in Grist Magazine. The issues motivating the nation's eigth most populated states are a mix of loss of high-paying auto industry jobs, and saving the environment, as well as the War in Iraq.

Kerry has been courting her quite heavily during his swings through her state, because he knows with her endorsement and her sixty -plus per cent job approval rating, she could be key in tonight's national election.

She's not one to be easily influenced. When he came by, she said she wants the automotive industry to not be overlooked in Washington, because it will take billions of dollars of investment for Michigan's auto plants to be on par with the foreign auto makers.

With her persuasion, the Kerry camp came up with a plan to help Michigan and all auto workers to invest to help America build the future fuel-efficient vehicles. "There is no reason why, with the huge potential for market out there in the world for fuel efficient vehicles, we can't be the cutting edge for change. So when it comes to the environment, (Kerry's) pursuit of fuel-efficient vehicles and cleaner energy all around, that's allright for us in Michigan", said the Governor. She went on to say"John Kerry is going to win Michigan."

To use a horribly trite phrase, keep the faith, folks. Have you ever been "polled"? Don't let the polls get you down with Kerry, who will win with strong voter turnout. I think once all the young men and women 18-24 and the Black vote and the Hispanic vote and the Native American vote show up at the polls, we'll have a man in the White House with a fresh, bright future. Bush will put his tail between his legs and return to Mommy Bush. He is a horrid man who illegally made decisions that might land him and several of his cronies in jail. The information is there. Mark Gallegos could easily compile the paperwork and present the case to the Republic of America that war crimes in fact were committed, and there was no subtlety within the Oval Office regarding the invasion of Iraq and the blind rage that was behind the death of young Americans and Iraqis. Bush is an evil-doer. That will be his legacy. I guess I'll see within the next 24 hours unless there's a horrid fuck up.

Dateline 2006 A.R.G: Bartcop Has to Close Doors

2004-10-26T08:38:00.000-06:00

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Dateline 2006 A.R.G.: Bartcop Closed by Bushcops

Bartcop, and all his contributors, and all his tequila pals, poker fans, "the damn lot of them" were arrested today, November Second, in the year AFTER REGAL GEORGE (A.R.G. replaced A.D. on November 3rd, 2004) after a lengthy investigation of what the Holy Bush Empire called an "unpatriotic news source and a terror to democracy, we had to go on Orange alert three times due to these punks", said our Holy Emperor Bush.

Bart was the proprietor of a large internet magazine that was immensely popular with the "New Underground", the people who were secretly stamped after voting for Senator John Kerry in the 2004 A.R.G. election, being branded after the Supreme Court decided the contest for the second time during the 21st millenium. The stampage now lets Bushcops identify possible "individuals".

Bartcop's rants and raves were unfavorable to Holy Supreme Bush, and his Bartcop's staff of writers and artists all were wrapped up in this abduction of infidels.

Bartcop.com was based out of Crawford, Texas (formerly known as Tulsa, Oklahoma before the land distribution change), but his readership was global and far-reaching. Supreme Attorney John Ashcroft said he was glad the whole bunch associated with the e-zine were finally apprehended. "They can run, but they can't hide", said Holy Attorney Ashcroft, speaking of, hell, this reporter is scared to venture to even guess. I'm not going to jail over this news coverage.

In 2005, the magazine had received numerous letters from Ashcroft to "cease and desist" from continually attacking the Holy Supreme Bush on most issues of his regime. On February 9th, 2005 A.R.G., Bart received a final warning after publishing an essay on Marty's E-Page entitled "Down with the Monkey Monarchy".

Bart contacted his apostles of human liberty and said that they all might be going to jail. They all agreed unaminously to stay the course. After refusal of all threats of jailtime, the Bartcop folks kept on as usual, until the cold day of November 2nd, 2006 A.R.G., when all computers and personnel associated with the paper were cuffed (the raid was coordinated between eighteen different city police forces) and thrown into solitary confinement.

Bartcop's attornies are appalled that the Bush Monarchy won't charge the bunch, even though a heavy-handed sentence of ten years to everyone across the board seemed a bit harsh, even to the ruling Fascisti party. Judge Jesus Goddman said the sentence was a light sentence to this band of folk who enjoyed "freedom". "We will not tolerate freedom under my watch, I can promise you that..." said Judge Goddman from his Supreme Chair.

The old notions of freedom of speech are well known to have disappeared after Jeb Bush gave the election to his brother for a second term, where Bush then said he was elected by God, not the people, and had the Constitution immediately burned, and all schoolbooks were re-written to reflect the beginning of mankind was the day George W. Bush was born.

The underground still exists, according to Supreme Attorney Ashcroft, but he said "they will not escape our wrath..we will hunt every one of them down until the day I am canonized, and if anyone disputes what I say, they will be forced to listen to "Soar Like an Eagle", written by me, until they change their ways. It's a quick and easy task..."

So far, of the eight hundred thousand "underground libertarians" have been subjected to this treatment, only eight hundred forty of them actually shot themselves, so it seems to be an effective tool. The rest of the tortured live in dumpsters, terrified of eagles.

In other news, the War With France rages on, with American Special Forces approaching Paris. A smart bomb forgot a left turn slamming into the Eiffel Tower, killing several tourists from Saudi-Bush Arabia. All of the Japanese seemed to take the hit quite well, thought to be due to their immune system built up from nuclear fall out from the World War Two generation.

Facts Versus Insanity

2004-10-19T13:25:00.000-06:00

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I watched a stump speech by Bunnypants the other morning that was just fucking incredible. Chimpboy had the fucking audacity to say to his moronic robots of a constituency that the reason that all these brave soldiers in Iraq are not following orders from their "Commander-in-Chief" (term very loosely applied), and all the Iraqi insurgency, is the fault of Kerry's weakness on the war on terror.

In politics, the legal term of slander is all but out the window, but this borders on insanity. John Kerry is the reason our foreign policy in Iraq is such a fucking mess? Bunnypants has gone beyond reality into a fantasy world.

Chris Matthews, on that weirdo tv program he conducts, suggested that Bunnypant's closest people have said that Chimpy believes he's on a "messianic mission", his words, not mine. If Chimpy has gone that hard core into the supernatural, he is no different than the clerics of the Shi'ites and Sunnis. Absolutely not one iota of difference. Those men believe in irrationality on a daily basis. They do not have a firm grasp on what is really happening. Our unelected Resident of the White House has truly fallen off the deep end. And it's no laughing matter. How does a country function at its best when the leader thinks something in a different dimension is telling him which way to go?

You go on the goddam facts at hand, people. Factual information has gotten this country to where it is today, not by waiting for your daily assignment from Allah or Jehovah. Facts are hard to deal with, so, as an escapist exercise from reality, you wait around till , I guess we cause World War Three. Is that what is on Chimp's mind? World War Three?

This man has to go. Get out, persuade your Republican friends to just look at the facts, just the facts, m'aam. What else does one need to show this man has made horrible blunders of EVERYTHING (he may have been an ok cheerleader, I've never seen a tape of him which must be heavily buried somewhere)?

One week and a half to go until we decide which way our country is going to go. Scathing attacks will be coming from both sides, most of them distorted from both sides, but the FACT of joblessness, the FACT of the shrinkage of the middle class, the FACT of the quagmire of our foreign policy, the FACT of loss of respect from around the world, the FACT of lack of needed armory in Iraq, the FACT of fucked up voting machines that are in Florida causing so much problems, the FACT of computer problems that any head cheese at Google could fix in a snap, the FACT of racism, the FACT of terrorism, the FACT of corporate greed, the FACT of the disappearance of Social Security, the FACT of the disappearance of security of living in a peaceful state of mind; anyone want me to shut up?

I mean, what the fuck, folks? Is it because sometimes rational people might be a little hard core because they deal with FACTS? Bunnypants has gone into the realm of Nancy Reagan and her high doses of Valium and her fucking insane weird astrologers, a "science"that was even ridiculed by people of Judaeo-Christian writings. How far one goes back to scientific data may be disputed, but the data contained from within CANNOT be disputed, disdained nor disproved. They're scientific facts. Move over Nancy, you were just a figurehead, we have a real world leader bordering on the fucking insane that needs to be corrected before our species disappears in a mushroom cloud.

Bamboozled by Bush

2004-10-17T19:53:00.000-06:00

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I've been up to a little sniffing doggie-poo on Republicans throughout the years, cause I had a hunch. My hunch was that Republicans might have been a nastier group of men versus Democrats. Gee. What I found was if you take ten minutes of your time, I think you're bordering on amoral to vote for anyone other than Kerry (or any Republican for that matter) in the current political slop.

The "Swiftvets" have an ad suggesting they were all in concentration camps being tortured while Kerry was back in the States trying to end the madness and horror that was occurring in Viet Nam. Most of the men were not in concentration camps, they were fighting the same war that Kerry was leading them, but Kerry knew how immoral war was, especially the quagmire of Viet Nam. To have those ads financed by one of Bush's buddies from Texas, neither of whom knew the absolute terror and savagery of war, is immoral.

George W. Bush calling job loss a myth in this great country is immoral. It hasn't been a myth to anyone I've encountered who are suffering divorce, loss of health care, greed of Bush's pals at Enron, Cheney's pals at Halliburton, and on and on. George Bush calls himself a Christian. I wonder if Christ would vote for a man who lied to the American Republic and led us into a war where senseless death, horror and savagery have emerged. Does Christ live within men who do nothing but for greed? Not from what I understand about the man who called himself Jesus.

I believe it is immoral for the Bush family to have the Taliban leaders into the Texas Governor's mansion when they thought they could make a buck off those men. Well, meanwhile his financiers just so happened to be letting a band of brothers called Al-Quaida train for the destruction of the U.S. George's friends seem to desert him in a heartbeat.

Foolishness is in the eye of the beholder. Exasperation is beyond my inner thoughts as I see the polls saying that the presidential race is a statistical dead heat. I don't understand where the truth has been so befuddled that half the country still doesn't get what is happening. Maybe what has happened over in Iraq where the division refused to go on a mission because of the idiocy of their assignment. I hope these men start their own insurgency until our brave troops fighting the war in Iraq are not throwing their lives away. Some might call what they did mutiny. I call it the only moral thing to do. Stand up for what is right, and do the right thing.

To be bamboozled by Bush and his cronies borders on immorality. I hate to throw words like that around, but those guys do. Does that make it right? No, but to get through to ,I guess what is about half of this country, one must use church "legalese" and language. Goddammit. It's a fucking stupid idiotic thing to do to go deeper and deeper into the fucking mess that this unelected idiot of a man has gotten us into. He's a fucking idiot, a cheerleader, not a fighter. The motherfucker was a cheerleader, he didn't have the fucking balls to get out on the Yale football team, which is a pussy team anyway. Get the motherfucker out of office before he leads us into World War Three. He's a destroyer, folks. He has destroyed everything he has gotten his hands on. Don't let him destroy America.

There will be an underground emerge if Regime Bush Redux comes around. I'll be part of it. All my monies will go to Karl Rove, Rumsfeld, Cheney, Daddy Bush, the whole goddammed lot of them, to make sure evil of their magnitude will not emerge for another eight or sixteen years. That's all I have to finance. Others will take my place. The KKK and all its remnants will be unsafe, as well as the fundamentalist Christians and Jews. If Rationalism and love are not taught, then this world will be a holy war indeed. The Al-Quaida is a pussy outfit with stupid men leading them. Our insurgency will be men like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis in office, fighting for Truth, Beauty and the American way.

Family Ties

2004-10-08T21:53:00.000-06:00

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Of course Fox would never report a little news item, oh, say of the magnitude of the BFEE getting too much pressure from the House of Saud as to let a "enemy combatant", yes, from Saudi Arabia, go scott free.

Yaser Hamdi's daddy got pissed off because his son had been in Afghanistan right after 9/11 and we arrested him as an "enemy combatant". He was down there with an Al-Quaida military unit, and when they found him, he was only a "foreign aide worker". The rest of his Saudi Arabian buddies were flying planes into the Pentagon and the Twin Towers and fields of green in Pennsylvania.

So many friends of the Bush Family Evil Empire, like the bin Ladens, major investors of the Carlyle Group, were involved in this horrible event that Bunnypants was confused, the poor little guy. Now he had to make another "It's hard bein' president" type of decision without Daddy. He had to figure out how to let the motherfucker who was tied into 9/11 a billion times more than that assbag Hussein was ever implicated. How was he going to do it right under Kerry's nose?

On Friday, October 8th, 2004, Richard A. Boucher, the State Department spokesman, said, "At this point , we're still working on it and are in touch with the Saudis and the court, and we still believe it can be worked out." Apparently, Yaser's daddy had enough pull in the House of Bush-House of Saud connection to get his scumbag motherfucker of a son let go from Guantanamo Bay. What the fuck, folks? Did you ever see "Midnight Express", where the main character was held in Turkish hell for years for possession of hashish, not murdering in cold blood over three-thousand Americans.

That's right, you heard right. Bunnypants couldn't handle the pressure from Mr. Hamdi's daddy who issued a statement saying the Saudi government "is unhappy with the restrictions, and they had to iron out some details..." regarding the release of his son. It didn't take long for Chimpboy to buckle. On Monday, October 11th, 2004, Yaser was returned to Saudi Arabia a free man.

I do not understand, with all the FACTUAL information at hand regarding the ties between the BFEE and the House of Saud, why Kerry's camp hasn't just blasted the fuck out of that relationship. It is an immoral, unethical relationship that has only one purpose: money. Are they true friends? Of course not. They don't even speak the same fuckin' language, for God's sake. The only common language they have is greed and power. Well, I guess sometimes your grandparents are right. My granpappy used to sit me on his knee and say "Fatass, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but don't pick your friend's noses".

Totally Tubular

2004-10-03T07:38:00.000-06:00

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The tubularization of politics, or better described as the politicization of tubes, has been accomplished and developed into death and horror for tens of thousands of human souls by the puppet of our current banana republic : Chimpboy.

Mahdi Obeidi, author of "The Bomb in My Garden" states there was no way for a trained nuclear (that's nukeyoular to Chimpboy) scientist to mistake the "irrefutable evidence" of Little Dick Cheney regarding the thousands of tubes made of high strength aluminum, some of which the United States "intelligence" had gotten their little paws on.

These tubes were "only really suited for nuclear weapons programs", Condoleeza Rice, National Security Adviser, said on September 8th, 2002. "We don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud" she said to terrify an already terrified United States of America. Mr. Obeidi, while peddling his book on C-Span, Sunday October 3rd, 2004, stated one measurement, 81 millimeters versus 131 millimeters, would have shown the 81 millimeter tubes seized by the U.S. intel were an inadequate thickness and were not used by any respectable nuclear scientists to store uranium.

I went to go get a New York Times down in main village and voila!, a TEN-THOUSAND WORD article by David Barstow on the same subject had hit the front page.

Dick Cheney and his thugs and Ms. Rice's creepy staff in fact had been told these tubes were not the thickness used to store uranium, and there are existing memos saying the U.S.'s foremost nuclear experts seriously doubted they were used for nuclear weapons. Talking about flip-flopping. This is flip-flopping on a nuclear level by Chimpboy's regime. And Chimpy followed Kerry's statement in the debate by trying to say 'nukeyoular proliferasshun' was the biggest threat to the world today. Apparently Chimpy doesn't know dick about the subject, or he would have listened to a nuclear expert RE: millimeters can measure thickness, Chimpy.

The experts told Condoleeza the tubes were much more likely to be used to make small artillery rockets you see Iraqi teenagers shooting at American tanks. For some reason, Chimpboy didn't like what he heard from the Condo or the experts in the field, and embraced with open arms the highly disputed theory that the tubes were for nuclear centerfuges, an idea proposed by a scientist in April, 2001. The theory was proposed by a junior analyst at the C.I.A., but his own bosses considered the theory implausible and essentially quelled the theory. But for Condo, the Chimp and Little Dick, this was the kind of shit they wanted to hear. Fuck the experienced experts. Let's use that theory by some young punk at the C.I.A. and scare the U.S. into a conflict his daddy should have finished. It helps show the whole mindset of those hawkish idiots that led us into the quagmire we currently are in up to our eyeballs.

On Sunday, October 3rd, the same day of the NY Times article, Condo was asked about the tubes and she started tap-dancing on the subject, about how she stands by her judgement and the judgement of her primate boss, blahdy blahdy blahdilly bloop (god, don't you get sick of them trying to make excuses for their blatant errors, or more likely blatant diversionary tactics..), even after now there is true irrefutable proof that these tubes were not intended, nor were they even designed for uranium.

How do these people (Condo, Chimpboy, Rumsfeld, and in this case, especially Cheney) get away with all these blatant lies to the American Republic, and the race maintains to be a statistical dead heat? It would seem men like John McCain, Bob Kerry, Chuck Hagel, some of the reasonable moderates of the Republican party, would not stand and defend a sleazebag like Condoleeza Rice. I'd bet Chimpy hates being wrong so much that he lets the horror of war enter in to his vacuous mind without afterthought, then fires people if someone says he's wrong. Getting fired from this regime would be the best thing that could ever happen to any one of them.

It wouldn't be the end of the world for Condo to say, yes, this intel was used in error, we made a mistake, and let's move on. It doesn't take a ten-thousand word article in the New York Times to come out to explain how bad the lies were on this ONE issue of WMD's, and even after a very thorough reporting event, she still says she and Primate-Face were right in their assessment, jeez, they all need some truth therapy.

One of the biggest scores that Kerry made in the first presidential debate was that he admitted he'd made a mistake in the re-authorization of the 87 billion dollar appropriation bill for Iraq (Bush originally opposed it as well), but he copped to it, then said, paraphrasing here, I fucked up, but Chimpboy, you really fucked the U.S. with your bold-faced lies followed by a god-awful war.

I would much rather have a man that can be flexible, be able to improvise, instead of saying things are black and white. Situations have many sides, not just one. Ask any divorce attorney how many versions of the same incident he might get from one splitting family over the course of one divorce, probably more like twenty-five or thirty. Men need to change regarding political situations, so they can rise to the immediate set of factual information.

Maybe Chimpboy needs to go back to Crawford, let the investigations of Halliburton and the Carlyle Group begin, and start preparing the defenses for his and his father's war crimes instead of the next debate. He probably won't go back to Crawford, come to think about it, since The Crawford Gazette, or whatever their news rag down there is, supported our next REAL President, Senator John F. Kerry.

So, Condo has been caught with her pants down once again, along with Cheney's heart fibrillating with this lie. It's just the tip of the iceberg, folks. When Chimpy loses, he's goin' to the pokey, along with Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld et.al. I used to think Ari Fleischer was a dumbass, at least he flew the coup before the barn started to cave.

The Flower Sellers of Baghdad

2004-09-25T08:26:00.000-06:00

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The Flower Sellers of Baghdad

Business is lousy right now if you have a flower store in Baghdad. Flower sellers say for weddings, you need peace, happiness, and above all else, security. Three things America aren't providing at present.

I saw a beautiful young Iraqi woman interviewed on CNN who said she had friends who wanted to get married but were so afraid of the insurgents and diseases (and a shitload of other stuff) discussed below, she said the marriages were either postponed or cancelled.

Man, I wonder if any of these ramifications were discussed at the hawkish meetings of Rumsfeld and Cheney, two guys who couldn't fucking change a tire much less lead in combat like Ike or Patton, before the invasion of Iraq. They thought the Iraqis were gonna open up their streets like the Italians did after we hung Mussollini. They thought they were gonna go down as these triumpant historical heroes, egos glimmering in the Iraqi sun, flowers being thrown on the tanks as they drove down the cheering crowds lined along the sidewalks. But, they have no flowers for weddings, much less to throw at tanks. Fuck, Cheney's heart won't even take standing up long enough to debate John Edwards, much less to ride on a tank.

I don't think I would purchase any flowers grown in or around Baghdad, anyway. So many unthought of ramifications of war take form, for instance, there is an extremely virulent form of hepatitis that is especially lethal for pregnant women. The smart bombs forgot about, or were not forewarned, regarding hepatitis when they blew the shit out of all the sewage lines formerly laid out in a fashion as to avoid hepatitis outbreaks. This disease is called Hepatitis E, and is caused by a virus that is especially fond of human shit, and is highly prevalent in the streets and homes and food and water of Baghdad and other cities, regions, etc., in our current occupied country of Chimpboy's whim.

A slum in Baghdad, convulsed by barrages of intelligent explosions of smart bombs, had 155 cases show up, and that's just one hospital. Dr. Atta-alla Mekhlif Al-Salmani, leader of the hepatitis section at Health Ministry's Center of Disease says " We are saying that the real number is greatly more than (has been reported)...the area is greatly underreported." I believe the Doctor Al-Salmani more than any of the Fox News Team Stepford Wive/Single Slut She-Reporters you see on the fascist Rupert Murdoch owned television coverage ( I should say non-coverage) of horror. I'd like to see if one of those Robotic She-Reporters would like to wine and dine in those places they talk about when they smile as they talk about suicide car bombings followed by the sunny weather in Phoenix.

Hepatitis E. Goddam, I thought hepatitis had three, Hep A, Hep B and Hep C, with C being the killer, or I should say, the uncontrollable one. I wonder if water quality was even discussed in the belligerent Rumsfeld/Cheney "Let's Shock and Awe Iraq!!" talks and why we need human death at all costs as fast as possible. It may have been, since Halliburton was in Iraq before the place was secure enough for world leaders, but goddammit, we were paying billions to Halliburton for something, probably "non-accessible water quality projects".

During the first six months of 2004, the number of hepatitis cases superceded the total number of cases reported in 2003. In 2003, 70 percent more cases were reported than those in 2002. Vinnie the Mole has to bring these stats to the forefront, not Bill O'Reilly. He couldn't give a fuck unless his ego was fed somehow.

Shall we talk typhoid? Typhoid fever is up sharply, said the doctor, with so many non-reported cases he wouldn't venture to take a guess as to the spread of this killer fever. He did venture to say "No intervention (regarding the infrastructure) has been done in the last year and a half after the bombings...". Where in the hell is the Carlyle Group and Halliburton? They're being paid by the American taxpayer for something. I know Halliburton got popped for selling shitty meals to their own war-torn employees at some ungodly escalated cost.

Back to Hep E, which for some reason is most dangerous to pregnant women who first lose the unborn child, then they die (as the Fox Robot Woman smiles and says "and now for the weather!!"). The doc said the disease is most prevalent in Central America, India and the Middle East. No vaccine or cure is known for the virus.

Sewage is backing into people's homes, where it is easily spread from the feces to drinking water and food. Poor security has made it "impossible" for the Carlyle Group (Bush Senior) or Halliburton (Cheney) to begin broken pipe repair, because the violence has escalated since Bush claimed victory, or "Mission Accomplished!!". Well, I guess someone ought to sell tickets, as Groucho used to say.

So, to sum up this happy little article, you're fucked if you want to get married in Iraq right now, you're fucked if you contract Hepatitis E, especially if you're a pregnant lady or a fetus of said pregnant woman, beware of any "potable" water or "edible" food, and Fox's Robotic She-Reporters have no souls, or if they do, they are evil incarnate. And please, if I have any readers, vote who you want, but Bush is a lying weasel pussy whose father has covered every mistake he has made and his innate intelligence compared to Kerry's is like comparing Einstein to a circus barker reject.

The Carlyle Group and Chief Pawn Bunnypants

2004-09-22T03:33:00.000-06:00

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Carlyle Group and Chief Pawn Bunnypants

I'm sure a lot of you guys out there in politico-blogland and most Bartcoppers have heard of this organization, but for those of you that haven't, this will serve as a public service announcement, courtesy of me, Vinnie the Mole.

Let's introduce these guys first, then we'll follow by indisputable facts of war-profiteering, and hopefully make aware how many hundreds of billions of dollars are at stake for the re-construction of Iraq, and how no-bid contracts are good things if you are connected, just like the mafia, but the mafia has much more honor than these fuckwads.

1. George Herbert Walker Bush : Former United States President; Former United States Vice President; Former Director of the Central Intelligence Agency; current Senior Advisor to the Carlyle Group ( he retired from Carlyle - 10/03, when the press started to make too many waves since his own fuckin' son is now the non-elected ruler of the Amerikan regime).

2. Frank Carlucci: Former Secretary of the Defense; Former Director of the CIA; current Carlyle Chairman Emeritus (whatever that title is; it's probably a cover to say when they get busted "Hey, I was just the Chairman Emeritus! Gimme a break! I had no idea we were charging 40,000 dollars for a toilet!").

3. James A. Baker (not the crippled good guy for gun control): Former United States Secretary of State; Former United States Secretary of the Treasury; current Carlyle Senior Advisor. This cat is gonna have to do some fast tap-dancing when the roof falls in on these motherfuckers.

4. Richard Darman : Former U.S. Office of Mangement and Budget; Former Assistant to President Reagan (cabinet position); Former Deputy Secretary of the U.S. Treasury; Former Assistant Director of U.S. Commerce, current Senior Advisor for Carlyle Group.

5. Fidel V. Ramos : Just a shady character, along with being former Filipino Hula Dancer and Money Launderer for Noriega, just kidding, no wanty the slander/ libel there, little Fidel, but who in the fuck are you and what are you doing with these motherfuckers who have had power oozing through their pores for fucking decades??? Oh, I was just told he used to be President of the Philippines, so you KNOW he's a sleazy fuckwad now. He was, get this, "Carlyle Asian Advisory Chairman" . By the way, this group of sleazebags must have gotten so bad for Fidel, he jumped ship and resigned this year, like three months ago. I wonder what he knows. I bet he winds up murdered. If he does, and I get shot afterwards, someone show this to the Village Voice, the only mag out there with an ounce of decency.

6. John Major : Prime Minister of England for seven years, eerily coinciding with Clinton's administration, which I find odd. Well, those are the major players in this god-awful story of men with no conscience and no interests other than self. These are evil men, as you will find if you look deep enough.

The Carlyle Group is the epitome of the military-industrial complex in full force, ladies and gents. It's in your face, fuck you, you're too stupid as to what we're doing you'll be a pauper by the time we get through. Their type of "global business" is surreal. Look at the collective resume of these thugs, better yet, if you have access to the internet, look at the propaganda on their website. The sneakiest SOB's on the planet joining forces and saying we're going to conduct business in a professional and ethical manner, sure, let me bend over and just grit my teeth and clench my fists as you ram it up my poop-chute.

To melt it down in layman's terms, this company makes bids on the reconstruction of the infrastructure of the invaded country of, oh, say Iraq. Then, with no-bid contracts, which simply means it was determined by the powers that be that no other firms have the expertise to perform these operations, so, no competition for these fuckers to get filthy rich, rather easily. Halliburton is the same type of deal, but all you do is look at all the familial interconnections between Carlyle and Halliburton and it doesn't take long to see that there are conflicts of interest so thick that people should be going to jail, so this connection has been lowered on the radar as much as possible.

There's a shitload of books out there covering this conglomerate in much more depth and seriousness than I would ever attempt, but bottom line is these cats have 20 billion dollars grouped together in a Limited Partership, that means the smell of people like me are not welcome, and I guess their power trip is world domination. Before I close, let me read you (and make a comment or two) a snippet from their website, and tell me if you don't think their ventures are prime for huge amounts of money from the pitiful catastrophe of Bunnypant's war in Iraq (unless things get so bad and we bail out).

Here's the website: Picture two guys in suits with Republican hair standing near a Republican handrail perusing a Republican paper looking ever so pensive, then the Republican bullshit below kicks in:

"While open to opportunities wherever they can be found ( like Iraq, maybe? ed.), Carlyle focuses on sectors in which it has demonstrated expertise(bullshit...ed.): aerospace and defense, automotive (they fix imports, too? ed.), and transportation(huh???..ed.), consumer, energy and power, healthcare (the president of the Phillipines had an excellent health program..it was beg for food or starve to death while he lived in palaces, ed.),industrial, real estate (or how to make a fortune on blown- to- bits real estate, ed.), technology (that's a broad term for "corruption at all levels", ed.), business services, telecommunications and media (they're so cool they can get all the televisions and radios humming with static even as fly-bys are dropping smart bombs by Bunnypants,ed.).

So it's a shameful company that its pathology of "money at any cost" defies the imagination. May God, Allah, Jehovah, Satan, and any other deity or evil forces I'm leaving out jump on their ass and show them that success goes beyond your checkbook, because your checkbook in effect is paying for every bit of their seemingly "global opportunities".

Vote Republican and Beheadings for Four More Years

2004-09-20T05:26:00.000-06:00

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Vote Bush and Vote Death to American Soldiers

Vote the Republican regime back into office and we'll have hostages, beheadings, torture of Americans, and other atrocities Bush has let happen under his watch. We have been weakened as a nation. No one has respect for us anymore because, unlike the Swiftboat crowd, most people can see fools when they see one. Maybe its Europe's and Asia's long written history whose countries have suffered fools in power for centuries, and hence have a keener eye for this kind of bullshit. Dennis Hastert, Speaker of the House and a regular at the Furr's All You Can Eat Meat Bar on an early bird price special, only to sneak back in for GluttonFest Two created for guys who eat the weight of six Iraqis per day, has made the definitive statement that we'll be safer under Bush's regime. Maybe he was grumpy and just needed a pan or two of mac and cheese with the little franks.

Dennis said unequivocally that we'll be safer under Bush. Well, I think our nation's food supply is what Dennis has on his mind, so I think he can rest assured he'll be able to pull his two- dinners- at- Furrs- per- nite scam for the rest of his short obese existence. But these kinds of statements will surely become more the norm as we get closer to the election date. "Bush Is A Cannibal!!', the DNC will say. "Kerry Ate His Grandmother's Heart For Loyalists to bin Laden!!", the RNC will shout back. There's gonna be one huge heap of shit to wade through in the next few weeks.

With decency long gone, I suggest going back to facts. Are beheadings going to rise in Iraq as the U.S. election draws closer? They will. But not due to Bush, personally. The Iraqis still view him and the U.S. Armed Forces (or many of them do) as invaders, as well as fools. The insurgency is gaining. We're losing. Those are facts. Put the fucking politics aside, and you have a huge quagmire where no easy answers are imaginable. Meanwhile, America soldiers perish daily as fat tubs of lard like Dennis Hastert help decide their fate. That's weird, but those are politics for you.

The Iraqis are so fucked up and ingrateful, how about seriously discussing getting the fuck out of there and not invade any more countries that hate our way of life? That seems like a fairly rational thing to do. Fuck, all those teen-aged punks in the streets do is shoot at anything that moves, so let's let them blow themselves off the face of the earth.

It' a viable option, with probable favorable outcomes. Every advanced coutry on this globe has gone through a civil war. Why not butt out, let them decide (even though it's gonna be hell there for several years) to and commence their evolutionary course of a civil war, let them evolve naturally as countries do and let's hope there are enough Iraqis willing to die for freedom as well as Allah. If they are not willing to take up arms for freedom, well, there's your answer. They'd rather live in the stone age. Fuck 'em if that's what they want.

Freedom is expensive and we are bearing all the costs, troop-wise and monetary-wise. Let the region pan out naturally and bring our men home and let's get our own house in order. We have monetary needs right here in my vllage I reside in New Mexico.

Gay Goes The Sperm of Uncka Dick

2004-09-19T15:20:00.000-06:00

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Uncka Dick Spewed Forth Faggot Sperm

Hey, all you war-hawks out there, your leader's daughter is a faggot. All you people who think gay people are sick and are from awful parents, Dick Cheney's daughter eats pussy, or maybe has her pussy eaten, or both. They probably strap on plastic penile dildos while one hoots like a feller and one hoots like a woman. Regular plastic dildo hoot-fest!!!

The second most powerful man on this fucked up planet has fucked up his family by talking out of the side of his mouth so much that he made his daughter go gay. She ate some dick in high school and it made her gag, just like daddy,oooohh, so she's a pussy eater. Does Kerry have any faggots in his family?No!! He is a Family Values Man!! He won't stand for late night pussy eating contests unless he supervises.

Family Values?? Not in the Cheney household. Dr. Laura, who's pussy is all over the fucking internet now when she was a young whore (see Bartcop.com) , all love that Family Value buzz but it always seems they are way far the most hideously fucked up and scarred individuals who eat their young and suck on the entrails of puppies.

Dr. Phil is a big ole hick who's daddy stuck a stick shaped as a penis into his shit-hole and made him go for an egg that was placed 20 yards away, just to be taunted, then Allen Funt jumped out and said"You supid little puke, Phil, you're a gullible fuck, ain'tcha,ya little turd-ass!!" Phil went home and became a doctor cause he wanted to figure how to murder Allen Funt.

Laura makes George dress up as a librarian before they pentrate each other for vaginal-penile friction to the point of one screaming for more, or just screaming cause librarian sex is as exciting as reading the first chapter of "Wuthering Heights"(sorry Ellen..).

Maybe he plays the Dean of the library crowd and comes in the bedroom with a Lincoln dagger taped to the little georgy dagger and whoa baby!!!!! Lemme have it, Georgey!! Ohhh Laura, tell me about Charlotte's Web again!!!! Wheeee!!!!!!!!!

Craig Barett- What a Fucking Butthole

2004-09-18T16:21:00.000-06:00

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Barrett- What an Asshole!!!!!

Craig Barret might be the most out of touch with employee-boss relationships on the face of civilized business, if there is such a thing. Craiggers says, " It is critical all of you focus on actions and attitudes that will continue Intel's strong performance..."

Craig, you have a company that is the leader in its field, but you issued a memo wanting an"attitude check" on your employees. I would think some of your employees might construe this as a little insulting, don't you think? Are the "attitude checks" business related or is there a question on "how big of asshole do you think Mr. Barrett is?"

God, men in this position should take a lesson from the CEO of Southwest Airlines, who knows when he has a good thing and spends time and money on his precious employees letting them know their work is appreciated , not getting your boss rattled for being the best. It brings up the image of Mr. Burns from "The Simpsons" up in his office keeping an eye on all his drones going to and fro.

I guess Craig inherited some of his paranoia from his old boss. I worked briefly at Intel after a two year intensive "SemiConductor Theory and Practice" series of exercises and courses, where you suit up in moon units (sorry Ms. Zappa) and sweat your balls off for twelve hours a day. Those people work in weird lighting, weird suits, they act weird, operating ten computers at a time, and god forbid if you drop a boat of wafers. Seven million dollars down the tubes, so the work is inherently stressful. You don't need some jack-off CEO wanting to know what your attitude is. Let me you on a secret ,Craig. Attitudes are fucking horrible. From 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. (or vice versa for night shift), you are a fucking robot. Plain and simple. Do you think that's equivalent to a fish-fry or a cook-out? How would you like to be in a Ty-Vek suit 12 hours a oddmmedday? You out of touch elitist asshole!!!

I'm amazed someone hasn't gone postal working in those conditions. Some guy just busting out of his suit screaming "I hate every one of your guts, and you're gonna die, die, die!!!! Take me to Barrett!! He's gonna be my ticket out of this weird fuckin' plant that makes technology of the Devil!!AArrrrgghhh!!!" Then SWAT teams will crowd around the plant like they did with the Waco/ Koresh fiasco, and gas everyone, and there will be untold carnage, and Bush's non-compliance with his National Guard duties will slip through the cracks once again. One can only hope...

We're Losing The Fucking Election!!!!!!

2004-09-16T06:42:00.000-06:00

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We're Losing The Goddammed Fucking Election!!!!

Regarding the forthcoming election, Kerry and Edwards have a glass that is less than half-full when one speaks of optimism and pessimism. Why have they blown it? They have not stuck it to the Dipshit Nazi Regime who overtly call themselves the Republican party. Headline after headline jump out at me screaming for change and it's like the Kerry/ Edwards camp never even catches wind of them.

Environmental regulations are being weakenend much less enforced. The President's own intelligence sources say they have a dark assessment on the outcome of Iraq. The lies that the Bush camp have told are literally killing young American men and women. How goddammed stupid are the Kerry camp? It literally defies the imagination.

The New York Times, in big black bold letters shout out "Bush's Intelligence Tell Him of a "Dark Assessment" of the Outcome in Iraq". I feel like faxing this to the Kerry campaign to make sure they read the front page of the New York Times. This is a huge fucking issue they could pounce on and DEMAND EXPLANATION.

Jesus Christ, Kerry is fucking asleep!!! Where is the rage? Stop the "This is just plain Wrong!!!" soundbite. It sounds like a fucking 5th grade campaign slogan for homeroom chairman. "OOOHHH, John, Wrong...them is strong words, cut it out or I'm gonna tell on you!!!". Goddamit, Kerry. You better get some language you used in Nam and start using it. YOU'RE LOSING TO THE DUMBEST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME!!!! Doesn't that fact alone piss you off?

John, you haven't even scratched the surface of the environment and the de-regulization of the existing non-enforced regulations on the books right now. A 2,500 page "Catalog of Recommendations" regarding environmental policy was given to the Terminator, Arnold, in California's biggest show of buffoonery in quite awhile. Do you really think Arnold will be able to comprehend a plan that colossal? He can bench press it, but I doubt his intellectual comprehension of it goes very far.

Which is good, because it was primarirly influenced by ChevronTexaco, the fifth biggest corporation in the world (who knew when they had an idiot in office and struck while the iron was hot), among other major oil companies and polluting industries. One of the most blatant recommendations is to give authority to corporations to police themselves, which has been tried during the Reagan Administration, and they miserably FAILED. Pollution skyrocketed. The GODDAMMED COUNTRY IS GOING BACKWARDS!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

John!!!! Get your fuckin' head outa your ass and do something. "It's just plain Wrong..." Well, no shit, you idiot. Maybe Kerry isn't my man after all. If he can't get Carville or somebody to pounce on the idiocy and the digression of Bunnyant's politics, well, Kerry can go fuck himself. "W stands for Wrong.." God, what a fucking fiasco. It's hardball and Kerry wants to keep tossing a nerfball to and fro.

I was very disappointed when Howard Dean blew it because he had the fire this party needed to draw lines and commence firing shots. John is so comlacent with all his money that I feel we may have four more Bush years. Its getting late in the fourth quarter, people.

I'm not privy to who thought up "W is for Wrong, Mr. Bush", but that is so fucking wimp assed and pussified it's beyond belief. Did Kerry go arond his swiftboats with men bleeding saying "This is just plain wrong, you Viet Cong men!!" How about 'Let's get out the firepower we need to crush our opponent, and start using the fucking shit!!!"

My dad, rest his soul, once told me if a guy bigger than you messes with you with his hands, then you go down to Third Street and Yale and buy a Black Cat firecracker and stick it in his ass while he sleeps. OK, my dad was a dirty fighter, but at least the tactics worked, for god's sake.

Big and Swift

2004-09-11T17:43:00.000-06:00

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Big and Swift

I did some independent research and found out that with stolen elections by Republicans, so go hurricanes : the winds that cause internal U.S. conflict, chaos and ooze.

That's right. Big swift winds like Francis and Charlie can always be traced back to the GOP and their deceitful lies. In the summer of '42, there was a hurricane that wiped out all the pot smokers in Abu Dhabi, but then, to even scientists' surprise, it whipped its ass around and searched for a guy named Zell. The winds were out of control. In the cold, cold summer of '77, the winds and water went lookin' for Michael Dukakis, but only found Katy Dukakis in a closet trying hard to hide her addiction to ethanol by drinking Pledge with Lavoris and K-Mart turpentine. Who knew?

Swiftboat Veterans for Bush are a 6.66 Devil Organization funded by clandestine moguls who buy false testimonials so they might throw off the American Republic as to what Bunnypant's war record truly is. The Truth has swifty blown by these cats in exchange for hard cash. It's hard to blame them considering this economy. And the U.S. buys their lies.

Cheney says we'll get hit again if Kerry wins. As Iran truly builds a nuclear arsenal, and North Korea test their existing bombs, we swiftly lose ground in Iraq. Did you hear the news? Cheney says we'll get hit again if he and Smirky lose. Four major cities in Iraq are held by insurgent forces, and we lost seven marines last week in one incident, and Cheney says we'll get hit again if Kerry wins, and the U.S. swallows this like buttered squash. Cheney has his fucking plate full right now, I would think. But scare tactics are effective, so we'll get hit if you vote the wrong way. Let Cheney politicize his own mistakes and scare the young and old. But, meanwhile, with heads fresh out of the sand where they reside, we get hit daily. Uncle Dick, let me inform you, we're losing ground in Iraq.

Cheney is so off base it's surreal. We are bearing over 90 per cent of the monetary and close to 100 per cent of troop cost of this war. Where in the hell are our allies, Uncle Dick? Can't you get Halliburton off your mind? Don't worry, your old job will be there when you get back, you've made them billions. Your current job is cool with Smirky the Chief, even if your daughter is a rug muncher. There's plenty of sand niggers to keep the U.S. baffled and afraid four more years.

Zell says Democrats will use spitballs as he drools with rage. Kerry said firmly he'll increase funding to the Iraq war so we can get the manpower and machinery needed to help quell and crush the insurgency. John is not a pussy, Zell. Bush is a pussy. Since the swift truth of name-calling has come about, my dad can beat up your dad, and John ain't no pussy.

Less than two months and the fate of our country will be at hand. One way to determine a vote is to compare how well off our nation is. Or one might try grading the current administation on overall functionality of the past four years. Or try and determine how truthful the fellows of the current administration are. Four short years ago the biggest quagmire available for the Elephant Crowd was Kenn Starr and a Devil with a Blue Dress On.

Today is the 3rd anniversary of 9/11. Where is Osama bin Laden? Confused and dazed, we lunge into this millenium and we have accomplished nothing. We have let a few radical right politicians fuck a lot of things up. Indicators on the well-being of a nation have digressed. I wonder what the indicator is when we have hit the bottom, or if such an indicator exists, other than nuclear destruction. Probably not. If Kerry blows this election, I guess let's hope we aren't decimated as a species. That's how we win Bunypants' invasion of U.S. politics. Survive.

Ungodly Men Sent Forth And Compared to Cheese Types

2004-09-02T17:11:00.000-06:00

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Ungodly Men Sent Forth and Compared to Cheese Types

We have a big tray of cheese. One slice per man. Like Kerry being Swiss Cheese because he has holes in his voting record. Or Bush Jr. would be American Cheese, because he never left American soil unless to vacation from who knows what, maybe having to miss a date with some Wild Turkey 101 proof.

So, you get the picture. Here are preliminary ground rules for naming your cheese to your favorite guy.

Rule Number One: No Rules, like the Republican campaign.
Rule Number Two: See Rule One

Here we go.

1. Reagan: All-American Cheese Food.

Reagan isn't true cheese . He was all an act: cheese food. He was mediocre at acting . He was a very good liar (Iran, Contras, arms, legs), not remembering meetings (which could be true), etc.

Let's not forget Ollie's secret army, William Casey and the CIA's indiscretions, and Nancy's drug abuse with her astrologers. Nancy, what a weird woman. All hopped up on Valiums and saying No to Drugs to the kids. Patti, their daughter, so vile and full of hate towards her family, then Ronny Jr. whose stem cell crusade trumped his dance career. One bizarre family indeed.

Remember the "I'm So Strong I'm Chopping Wood" photo ops? They got so many women wet. A lot of dudes got wet, too. He was THE master of bullshit that took credit for the failure of a form of government that was failing, communism in the Soviet Union. The Soviets were bounced due to their inherent failures, not by a remark like "Tear This Wall Down". He was awful. For the people who think that communism was on its last legs, you're right. You read right, and here it is again. Reagan had nothing to do with the fall of Soviet Russia. The Russians were sick of not owning things. Ownership and greed. They had a taste of the good life with Gorbachev and liked it. Reagan and his ilk claiming the breakdown of communism is like O.J. saying he was going to hunt down the real killers. All bullshit, cheesy bullshit.. On to the next cheese type....

2. George Bush Number One: American Cheese : Sliced

Why does it have to be sliced? It doesn't. See Rule One, but then, he was a plastic guy, so individually wrapped in plastic (sliced) fits George Number One.

Number One was plastic by being a buffoon. He was an Ambassador, Director of the CIA, Vice Prez, then eventually came the prize for "guys who serve their country", Prez of the good ole US of A. But when he was Reagan's Number Two, he laid low cause Ronnie was not one to fuck with. He had to play the buffoon eight long years. Ron fired a lot of people if they disagreed with him. So George Number One kind of hid out for eight years, damn near got toppled by the Iran scandal which was brilliantly swept under the bed by the Republicans, but he held tight and waited for the presidency.

It's no huge story that he eventually wound up as the most powerful guy anywhere, since that was his goal as a young man. That's a weird goal for a young guy. It really is. What is stranger is that George One bided his time eight long years, but for the patient goes the prize.

Something else was cooking at the Bush household. Barbara and George One got into bed and under cover with the House of Saud ( see House of Saud-House of Bush by Craig Unger), and produced evil by the shitloads. George Two was brought forth, as well as Jeb and the whole rest of the clan. Man, what a disastrous mix of genetic greed. This gene pool knew no bounds for greed. They were fashioning themselves after J.P. Morgan, or Andrew Carnegie, or one of the other trusts that Teddy Roosevelt had to bust up. Pure greed and oil was driving the Bush Family Evil Empire (BFEE), as it does today.

3. Bush Number Two : Baby Swiss

OK. This cheese can be applied to all politicians, but Bunnypants fits Baby Swiss quite nicely. One hole connected to a complex network of holes permeating throughout the whole loaf. This recipe can describe Bunnypants' entire administration. Like I said, all politicos and empires can fit this cheese. Rumsfeld, Cheney, even the House of Saud.

Bush Number Two lies prolifically. One hole followed by another. The Republicans will get caught one of these days. Why are they pissed? Why in the hell is Zell so pissed? John McCain said Kerry's dog bit Zell. Don't believe it. The Republicans are in charge of all branches of government, and look at the statistics. Death, pestilence, poverty, disease, joblessness, hopelessness, depression, Type II Diabetes, all on the rise. Maybe a long look in the mirror is what is needed for the Republicans.

Well, due to length, I'll quit playing this game. I suggest you invite company over, make a couple of pitchers of margaritas, and play this game. Someone will be upset by the second pitcher, depending on how many you are serving. I suggest pairs, like the card game Bridge, where couples get together and your mate becomes your enemy, guaranteed for a good knock down drag out. Trust me.

John McGlaughlin - Father of Shout TV

2004-08-31T08:11:00.000-06:00

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John McLaughlin- Father of Shout TV

I used to have some respect for John McLaughlin. His pundit show of yesteryear was truly the first show out there with the idea of a circle jerk of political pundits arguing with each other, shouting over each other's ideas, possible solutions to problems or whatever was hard to get into a conversation. Now there's a barage of Shout TV and Radio that has flooded the media. The print media has even been affected due to the rise in the use of question marks and exclamation points. Did you hear me??!!

Now there's an infestation of television and radio hosts with overblown egos who do nothing but get on the airwaves and yell at their participants, be it fellow pundit colleagues or girls who screwed their step-dads just to piss of their mommies. Screamfests and hatefests. Fights, physically and verbally. Pseudo-shrinks yelling at "patients" trying to fix their problems in ten minutes (Dr. Laura and Dr. Phil, neither M.D.'s). McLaughlin probably didn't know his formula for a Sunday morning political shoutfest would cross over from politics to mental illness, but people love this shit.

The market for this entertainment seems to be never - ending, which brings up the fact of the de-evolution of the media. All media is digressing in proportionate degrees with music, art and science. I don't think Daniel Schorr or Walter Cronkite would host a television show along the lines of the Bill O'Reilly's Hell-Hole, much less watch it unless it was to view Al Franken's taunting him with Al's superior wit and humor.

I'm certainly not blaming McLaughlin on the de-evolution of anything, just saying it seems like he was the pioneer in the field of this type of bullshit media that got way out of control. And from what I saw the other Sunday, John is letting his ego get out of proportion to keep up with the competition. All his participants were all talking at the same time, creating a cacaphony that even John couldn't take it. He finally let his anger get the best of him and told everyone to shut up. I have to admit, I watched it and,, I suppose for humor, it's not too bad. It has gone from serious conversation to vaudeville.

As long as everyone recognizes the amount of spin these entertainers throw into their act, I guess they're not harming anything or influencing anyone, or at least I hope they aren't. That would be a true offense.

Exit Strategies as Good as Entrance Strategies

2004-08-20T16:55:00.000-06:00

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General Tommy Franks has been peddling his new book (which I have not read) to all those news channel "reporter" chicks who all look the same. You know the kind of woman I'm talking about? They all look alike, they have the same make-up artist, the same hair stylist, the same pointy little noses, the same arched eyebrows? They probably have I.Q.s way below a sub-par game of golf, like "Stepford Wives Become Newswomen for Fox and CNN". Even the Spanish-speaking stations are going the same route. You can't tell me all those women have journalism degrees, c'mon. Some journalism schools are very intense, with a shitload of brains required to get through them. You don't breeze through y smiling with perfect teeth and hair and spreading your legs for the current segment producer. And these networks are telling me all the 'Stepford Newswomen' have their bachelor degrees? OK. Well, hell, I bought the Bush lie of WMD's.

General Tommy Franks has stated he doesn't think anyone in Bunnypant's cabinet has seriously thought out, strategically agreed (or far from started to implement) a true exit strategy for Iraq, with Tommy commenting on the clerics and associated gangs in Fallujah, the breakdown of delegations in Najaf due to that fat fucking cleric with no teeth who's holding the goddam country by it's gonads, and the Iraqis blaming all this shit on the U.S. Why don't we shoot that fucking cleric and show them we're not going to suffer American men on their petty goddam nonsense? So much for me being a diplomat.

There is an excellent letter on the Tuesday, August 17 Bartcop.com editon I suggest everyone read for themselves from a soldier to his girlfriend saying these guys joining the Iraqi Police and National Guard are cowards, they're a joke, they are ingrateful, rude, unregimental, they run as soon as gunfire erupts, and are insolent about getting training. They want the money and then without political correctness interfering, he says they're basically fuck-offs.You don't hear much of that kind of stuff on Fox News, do you?

One soldier has brought suit against the federal government extending his stay for yet another tour. He wants to go home. These guys are tired. Tired of getting their hopes up and then more extension papers. Tired of all the lies, violence, filth, and where is their plan to come home? They don't even have a delegation of "liberated Iraqi people" who appreciate what The U.S. has done for them.

However, according to Ms. Elizabeth Dole (R.) North Carolina, Robert's ex-wife, on the Early Show with Diane Sawyer, we need continued "dignified leadership" from the White House, and we will will exit with dignity and pride.
I hope people start realizing how much the Republicans underestimate the rational thought and intelligence of much of the voting sector of the U.S. Is "dignified leadership" directly lying to the American Republic?

I hope they get as offended as I did when someone (Lizzy Dole) point blankly spins the truth so out of the bounds of reality when they say things are progressing in Iraq; it's like listening to Chinese officials say they have no nuclear weapons. Betty Dole has very little respect for her constituency, who must have no conscience, possibly no intelligence, maybe easily hoodwinked, or all three, or they wouldn't vote for her in her senatorial seat.

I hope Kerry doesn't try and bullshit his way out of his similarities to Bush when it comes to Gulf War Two. We need more soldiers there as well as more weaponry before things get stabilized in Iraq. Senator (D) Connecticut Joseph Biden doesn't bullshit around when he talks of truly getting out of there with an Iraqi government that is reasonably stable. He says tens of thousands of more U.S. led troops will be needed before anyone is exiting Iraq, mainly for law and order. It's a mess there. The death toll has shot through the roof and we need more force to leave. Sound illogical? Sound like "might is right", sorta like Viet Nam? I agree, but we're in there, and to leave those rational Iraqi families for Muslim slaughter would be tragic.

The similarities to exit plans will be astounding between our two candidates. Kerry is a true war man who knows what needs to be done. Bush is a a Yale football cheerleader who doesn't know dick other than what Dick tells him, but Big Dick and Rummy and Kerry's plans will be similar strategies. God bless our soldiers as we try and correct the terrible entrance strategy of the BFEE. Let's give our men hope for an exit strategy that allows our men to come home in dignity and valor, blowing the fuck out of insurgencies if need be and give troops a coordinated timeline, and a less deathly exit than entrance.

And let it be commandeered by a man who took the forces in (Franks), and he may is now willing to make his last stand there, men we know the soldiers already have immense respect for . If he would come on board as Secretary of Defense, Kerry's brilliant political strategist General Tommy Franks would be in place and we could have have a sound bi-partisan plan emerge from Congress to bring our troops home : "Mission Accomplished" for real this time, not Bunnypants in a moonsuit.

2004-08-19T13:28:00.000-06:00

Al Franken for President

2004-08-18T04:48:00.000-06:00

Buck Fush

2004-08-18T04:45:00.000-06:00

I'm high

2004-08-18T04:42:00.000-06:00

Kerry's Physical

2004-08-17T08:34:00.000-06:00

Class Dos

Rip-offs and Democracy

2004-08-14T08:19:00.000-06:00

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Bunnypants and all his associates should be in jail, not running for office. One billion eight-hundred million dollars is reported missing from Halliburton (not to mention Brown and Root, a subsidiary of Hallibuton which hit page three about two months ago; they're crooked as hell and will be exposed when all these guys get caught next year). That's $1,800,000,000 U.S. currency. Where'd Ken Starr go? I guess Bill's sperm was Ken's only concern. Ken must bust a nut when he thinks of the BLUE DRESS. I don't understand why a special prosecutor doesn't jump on Halliburton. This shit is big time, it makes Watergate look like someone taking a grape from the grocer's fruit aisle. Look at all those zeros in that number. Damn near TWO BILLION DOLLARS.

One could really make a name for himself, and after, in private practice, the head counsel would be an elite lawyer to say the least. I know Ken Starr is not the man for this job (that slimy bastard), but why can't we get some special prosecutors to investigate this ONE ISSUE. I mean, that's a hell of a lot of money missing. Improprieties abound, many criminal in nature. Where are the guys who should be investigating all this? I don't get it.

Monica Lewinsky, god, good ole Ms. Lewinsky, brings back good memories, doesn't it? Linda Tripp and her tapes? The lady who looked like a rat? Good times. Clinton had crime down, we had friends all over the world, kings, dictators, democratic leaders, everyone liked Bill (except some uptight women who probably are hung up sexually themselves, which in turn makes them seethe from their genitalia for Bill foolishly spewing on a foolish girl), we had surplus monies in the Treasury, we had sound environmental ENFORCED policies, a good plan in the making of health care for the nation, housing was up, the stock market broke ten thousand and didn't quit there, this country was on a huge roll. Clean air, Social Security was safe, seniors were safer due to the surplus, we had 2.5 million more high paying manufacturing jobs, not jobs that pay $5.15/hr., inflation was low, oil prices were reasonable, we had nothing but a bright future, so bright we needed shades. It might have continued had we an electoral process equal to the democracy of Russia. They get to put the people who win the majority of the vote into office.

When you cast a party ballot in a primary election (or caucus), you might think you are voting for that candidate. That's not even close to what you are doing. You are voting for your party (or committee) to send a delegate to the party convention to cast his/her vote for your candidate.

But most states do not bind delegates to vote for who you cast your ballot for. Your party then chooses an elector ( through a variety of ways, i.e. the Party Convention, a committee, the Party itself) to vote in the electoral college for your candidate, but even the electors (in most states) are not legally binded to vote your candidate. There are no laws saying the elector is bound to anyone. There have been electors, in my lifetime, who chose not to vote the candidate who won the primary. What a cluster fuck, huh? So, in effect, Russia is a much better role model for Iraq to form their "democracy". I don't have enough room in this article to explain the whole process, so if you're confused or if I didn't explain this clearly, I strongly suggest going to www.howthingswork.com, which is slanted right politically but it does explain the process quite well. So ladies and gents, if Bush pulls off another tragic offence like he did last election, are you going to sit out on the porch for four more years of hell?

Here we sit on our porches engulfed in Gulf War II, the Taliban War, hurricanes, pestilence, disease, poverty, ill will toward allies, swarms of locusts, rabid dogs, pus and toxic ooze, and a war machine wanting to rule oil-producing nations, all things prophesied by Pat Robertson. But we have Smirky at the helm instead of the popular vote guy, Gore. Who knows how history would have been different. Maybe none at all, but Gore should have been the boss. Things will change. Smirky will go down and his legacy will be summed up in ten hip words : Yo dawg, Smirky stuck it in our pooter, word bro.....

I don't think Kerry has all the answers, no one does, but at least foreign leaders might view him as a fresh face who tells the truth, whether he does or not. He is a slime politico, but he's had an awesome life and hell yes he changes his mind. If one think he voted wrong on an issue, why wouldn't a rational person change his vote if he changed his mind? I find virtue in flip-flopping, not dishonesty or disgrace. Bush is so arrogant, he'd stay the course if a brick wall was five feet in front of him. Lets just hope the current method of electing Presidents gets the right guy in there this time, and next term, let's consider the electoral college as the outdated system it is.

Let's get the count right, make sure the computers can produce verifiable paper trails, and majority rules the outcome. Screw all this red state-blue state shit. We put a man on the moon but we let a Florida court settle who became our current"president". Sheesh! Let's get a grip. It's the 21st century since Baby Jesus came here. He was for truth. If we don't have truthful elections for ourselves, let's have a truthful election for Baby Jesus! Hallejuhah, Ten Four and Over and Out!

It's About Misery,Bunnypants

2004-08-10T19:22:00.000-06:00

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The name of the game when you are the most powerful guy on the planet is to hopefully make things better for all, not just the rich. All Bunnypants has done is make everything worse for poor and middle class people. He has temporarily thrown us off the ship.

Who suffered the brunt of his tax cuts? The poor and middle class. Who goes to go fight the wars we're in now? Who bears the brunt of the pollution that big industry is getting away with (go to Port Arthur, Texas, the stench will gag you from the petro-chemical plants)? Who are suffering reductions in education monies for the future of our species, who suffers police force reductions, who suffers loss of jobs which cause family break-ups, who suffers unemploymnt and the current recession(only 32,000 new jobs created last quarter)? It's us, the majority, the poor and middle class.

I get the feeling from people I talk to is that this election is gonna be the BIG ONE. Never has a president dumped his country into the crapper faster than Bunnypants. But, I'll tell you what, you talk to the Country Club Set and it's like they have blinders on. They still are blaming Bill getting some under his "BIG DESK", and getting some on the "BLUE DRESS", while sex abounds in the hypocritical "nouveau riche" Country Club. I've seen that with my own eyes in a men's restroom, at a very wealthy "no blacks, no Jews" country "Southern Hills" club. A very wealthy and "respectable" judge's wife was in the Number Two stall with a tennis pro whom I knew personally, with her making orgasmic squelching noises. Give me a break, that happens in every business or with every "class" of people. Give Bill a break, jeez..

The most terror I've felt recently is the notion that Bunnypants is going to keep the war criminals/profiteers who got us into all this mess aboard his ship, if he wins. I don't know if it's age or what, but I've literally had a bad dream about four more years of Bunnypants rigging and winning the election. I feel like I've fallen off a ship and I'm sucking for air.

Bush has done the wrong thing on so many occasions, more than we'll ever know about that it's frightening. Many Republicans I talk with are ready to bail and vote Kerry for the reasons above. This white-boy frat-party called Republicans and "neo-cons" have shown their colors. They like to keep the staus quo, and screw the rest of you pond sum. Is it going to take a movement like it did in the sixties to get that war cabinet out of office?

Kerry, when elected, will begin to pay for the damage that has already been inflicted. The biggest deficit in the history of the U.S. is going to cause a severe recession, Social Security will be gone by the 2024 election (maybe sooner) if monies are not replenished. You pay for it every paycheck, and it's likely you'll never see a dime. It's almost off the table according to every flip-flopping economist/pundit I see on tv anymore. It's a farce, just like our last regime take-over.

No more misery, Bunnyboy. Your lies are laid out on the table. The Kerry camp will blow Bunnypants to pieces as soon as the debates occur. Bunnypants has the wealthy vote, but that is one percent of the U.S.of A. Class warfare? You bet it is. Misery or rationality, folks. Those are your two choices. Misery, which debunks the rest of the whole Republican platform, is where we are headed if Bush/Mr.War Criminal "Fuck You" Cheney, and Mr."I Do No Wrong" Rumsfeld. What a crew of thugs.

I saw General Tommy Franks interviewed yesterday, the man who led the Iraq invasion. He said he doesn't know if he's going to vote for Bush because of the weird atmosphere in the White House that existed during his time spent there. This guy was the head cheese who orchestrated the whole Shock and Awe campaign in Iraq. As a military strategist, he is non-pareil. As a citizen, he was quite impressive. He retired which allows him to speak his mind. He said things needed to change instead of guys patrolling streets infested with sniper-fire. If Tommy Franks insinuated he won't be voting for Bush, who closer to the inner sanctum was Tommy? I mean, it's like taking advice on how to make money from Warren Buffet. He's THE MAN when it comes to Wall Street.

I hope the Kerry camp can get Franks to endorse the Democratic platform and Kerry and Edwards. He would be a great help. So much for loyalty, hey Bunnypants?? His own people are jumping ship. If I'm on a ship, and one of the top Commanders (Tommy) told me the ship was sinking, but the Chief Commander (Bush) who illegally got to be Chief Commander, said it was just a small leak, I'd head for the lifeboats. Head for the lifeboats, folks, and let's get to shore and build a better boat. But first, head for those lifeboats and vote Bush out to pasture this November. Cheney better just go home and take care of the Ticker of Dick.

Blacks Can't Swim

2004-08-02T16:59:00.000-06:00

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It was reported today that one-third of black people can't swim, "as a nation", was the way it was reported on CNN, which is causing a boatload of shit in Miami, Florida regarding qualified black applicants for police cadets. One of the requirements of being a police cadet in Miami is knowing how to swim. That's right, one has to swim. The current chief of police wants to suspend this rule for review, or if she had her druthers, she would abolish the requirement.

She is black, was fortunate enough during her training to know how to swim, and passed the physical reqirements. She said she NEVER ONCE had to jump in the ocean to save a fellow human while on the beat. C'mon, aren't other people paid for this duty, like city lifeguards, volunteer lifeguards, and the whole United States COASTGUARD, for godsakes?

Why would you want your police cadets to be able to swim, you might ask? The requirement was put into effect due to Miami being surrounded by, well, an ocean and a gulf. That's alot of water.

But the people who live in Miami, Oklahoma next to Grand Lake of the Cherokees, the biggest lake in Oklahoma, one huge-assed (Grand) lake, are protected by a police force that have no requirement for them to swim. Most of them are way too fat. They'd sink straight to the bottom with all their weaponry and related regalia.

The blacks in Miami, Florida are pissed because on extreme rare occasions do situations arise where the need for diving into the ocean is necessary, so the validity of the requirement has come into question.

On a socio-economic level, blacks argue that they have not had the exposure to public pools, swimming lessons, etc. I'm sure that's true. How many gated apartment pools do you know of where the predominant crowd was black. How many medium to lower class apartments or ghettos have nice clean pools to swim a few laps after school and work? Maybe none or less? I would say it's very safe to say the vast majority of young black kids have limited access to pools and swimming teachers.

In ten or fifteen years, as with every other sport, as soon as the black population gain easy access to swimming pools (as they slowly are to tennis court and golf courses), you will be soon hearing about the meteoric rise in domination of the sport of swimming. Refer to: Tiger and golf, Selena and Venus and tennis, Hank Aaron and baseball, and on and on. It's not that blacks have an inability to swim, it's that blacks have inabilities to access pools. If the Miami police force have trouble getting recruits, eliminate the unneeded reqirement, or suspened it with a caveat that they will learn to swim with training. Jesus, it's not that hard, not near as hard as being a Miami cop on the beat.

Zell Miller: One Crazy-Assed Democrat

2004-08-01T09:15:00.000-06:00

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Zell Miller needs to have his head examined. Man, what a turncoat party rat that guy turned out to be. Saying shit like Osama bin Laden is John Kerry's friend, etc...The guy has turned nuts, but of course he has a political best-seller on the New York Times list because he's been in the Senate before the time of Jesus.

Zell (who in the hell is named Zell unless you're a redneck?), that guy is going to speak at the Republican National Convention and tear Kerry a new one for some reason. When Kerry spoke four short years ago at the Democratic National Convention, Zell introduced and praised John Kerry and said how good of a friend he was, what a war hero he was, etc., etc. Talking about a flip-flopper, Miller is flopping around like the racist angry beached-whale of a man that he is.

Zell said Kerry is for gay marriage. Kerry said he doesn't want a constitutional amendment on the matter. Big difference there, Zell. Zell said Kerry is weak on defense. Kerry is not planning on pulling out from Iraq and leave that country hanging, he's planning on sending more troops with the help of NATO. Kerry said going to war alone was a mistake. How is that weak on defense, Zell? Zell said Kerry was out of touch with all southern Democrats. I think that is an overstatement, too, Zell. I'm a southern Democrat and I'm going with Kerry, wholeheartedly.

How was Zell turned into such an angry fellow? There's a rumor his gazoingas faltered on him whilst screwing a "for-hire" teenaged black woman. You heard right, that's right, Zell's wiener went flack when Zell tried to go black. But to say bad things about his own party just cause he's having wiener trouble? There's too much medicine out there now for that problem to be a turncoat.

Hopefully he won't even be remembered by the young Republicans, and he'll just seem like some turncoat party man who's got a personal grudge against John. If his speech turns out to be a barnburner, big deal.

Zell has close ties from clear back in the fifties that he was the type of Democrat who thought that party's responsibilty was to keep blacks from voting, ties to the KKK that will be opened up, and he voted against civil rights for years. All a tactical Democratic sleazeball has to do is to turn that into news two days before his convention speech. That should turn enough non-racist Republicans (are there any left?) into switching to a more rational party. God, it's the 21st century, and the conventions are still discussing race issues, as they should. It's not only blacks now, Asians, Hispanics, they all are rightfully demanding equal work = equal pay, etc. That will be THE major issue in '08, trust me. I heard Kerry said the same thing at a speech today where he was stumping. It's true.

I went to a voluntarily integrated school some 30 years ago, and we thought we were on our way to racial harmony. What a bunch of ideological little kids in pursuit of a noble cause. Little did we know that Hispanic immigration would go through the roof, the black population and their related issues seemed like they took a back seat to Hispanic issues, things as graduating teenagers we had no idea what the root cause of all the bullshit going down was. But we learned ideological ideas are slow to be realized. Very slow. Lifetimes. Generations. Generations upon generations. Never if our species doesn't stop teaching hate within our own species.

And it's still the same old shit. White guys thinking this is "their" Christian nation and everyone else is a foreigner. Old guys that need a bedside pan more than a seat in Congress need not pass laws. Racism in any form is the greatest stumbling block to this nation to be the most blessed nation in written history. And when cultures mix, the sum results are usually quite fantastic, in all things: Music, food, sex, mixtures of ideologies. That wouldn't be too far from Utopia, of which I believe we all strive, and with some cooperation will be obtainable in the next 50 years with the right leadership. Let's just get the war-mongers out first, please.

Ticker of Dick, Pt. 2

2004-07-31T17:08:00.000-06:00

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Well, Dick's ticker has allowed him to go to some battleground states today, Saturday, July 31, 2004. Cheney's ticker is supposed to hold up for a "Victory Rally" in Rio Rancho, New Mexico, some ten miles from where I sit writing this article. From local news coverage, Cheney arrived here at about 5:15 pm, causing a lot of traffic problems and not much Victory Hullaballou for Dick. Some uniformed people are there along with a few of the RNC robots who haven't figured out this fucker is high on dope.

Page three is still where Dick's Ticker's news resides. If I may be bold, if Kerry was taking more than an aspirin, it would be on Page One on every newspaper in the world.

So why is this, you may ask? I thought the media was ssssooooo liberal. Well, Rupert Murdoch is a very conservative man who owns a majority of print media these days, and to get your news, if you don't have the internet, you will get a very conservative twist to everything you read. You might try reading the New York Times on occcasion, but even they are swinging right. Go to the net, look up a subject, search Google, and read FOR YOURSELF as what to believe.

A beautiful blue moon awaits the ticker of Dick for his "Victory Rally" tonight. I wonder how many Percodans the little Dick is on for the rare blue moon. Maybe he's grumpy again and wants someone to abuse and he can say "Fuck off" again in front of little people. That little girl from the Democratic National Convention thought he needs a "time-out", and maybe even be sent home using that kind of fucked up language that will permanently scar her for life because she heard "Fuck" and "you" in one stream of sentencing. How horrid, that motherfucking bastard could do that to a little girl who doesn't know a goddam fucking thing about the fucking shit that is really fucking happening on a fuckin' daily basis, the motherfucking asshole son-of-a-bitch bastard fuckwad.

Maybe his little ticker needs another major confrontation to make it a happy ticker. Little skirmishes maybe make his ticker only aroused a tad. He needs a war, or at least a debate, but wait. His debate time will probably be like it was with Joe Lieberman, sixty seconds per reply. Lieberman said ok to those rules, I doubt Edwards does.

The Mid High School is where the Albuquerque-Santa Fe "rally" is occurring. Shit, our band can draw more people than this on a normal night. "Liars Lose" is the best sign I've seen so far from the protesters. There's almost an equal number of attendees versus opposers outside of the high school. I pray the whole Republican campaign goes this way and Bunnypants et. al, will be goners, as they should be.

Insurgency is up, the war is a mess, not one issue of America can be rationally argued to be better under the watch of Dick's Ticker. I can only hope him and his litte butt-boy Georgey W. pack and go home, like the liitle person said at the convention. Home on the range is a good destination for the Ticker of Dick, as well as Georgey and Laura. God willing, get a move on, back to Texas, and if the Texans want them to fuck up their state, let them. Just leave the Rational Majority alone.

Ticker of Dick

2004-07-24T18:38:00.000-06:00

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Our Vice-President is a narcotics addict, just like the kind that are rotting on your street corners and performing your operations at hospitals, and robbing people so they don't get physically sick.

That's right, you heard right, Dick's ticker has supposedly caused so much pain, there is now a physician that is prescribing him narcotics to the levels of being a bonafide junkie. No wonder they've kept the war-profiteering son-of-a-bitch motherfucker from the public so long. He's been on the nod.

The 9/11 panel definitely has him on the nod while we were getting the fucking shit bombed out of us, via planes going into towers , goddammit, and then what was Bunnypants thinking for seven minutes, staring at a kindergarten book? Was he trying to figure out one of the three syllable words in the book??

The insanity of that whole day will be written by a boatload of authors trying to make a buck on the banality of it all. Banality? How could I say banality? Because the press has already lessened the impact of 9/11. And it will lessen with time.

Look at Pearl Harbor Day. How many young people could name what day that catastrophe happened? December 6th, 1942? December 7th, 1941? Do we really remember the absolute terror and insanity of that day? No one impressed me with it. That was only 50 fuckin' years ago.

Since I hate the people who hang in golf and tennis clubs, and about the only people I hang with are late night junkies and winos and barsluts, it's hard for me to gauge the historical significance of 9/11 because by the time I get off stage I'm tired and don't drink much anymore so I go home, plus I don't live in Manhattan anymore. I do have a degree in geology which allows me (or taught me) how to observe and write. So I observe what I can and go home and write about daily/social events.

Having that said, my current observation is why are the DNC not going full force into Dick's opiate addiction? Full blast from here on out, guys. Lee Atwater style, pushpolls, the whole she-bang. The RNC will be doin' it to us, so let's get goin'.... It's convention time. The entertainment industry sure likes to fuck with Courtney Loves' addictions. They go after entertainers addictions as if they were a joke. The Big Joke is on the American Republic, that our Number Two is hooked on opiates, or opiate synthetics. If Doctor Evil from Austin Powers knew his Number Two was high on goofballs, he'd be fed to the evil sea bass pronto.

The 9/11 panel says we need another agency to deal with all the other fucked up agencies that won't communicate with each other. Bullshit. Why don't we examine Dick's Ticker, let's examine Dick's preference for opiates, how long he's on the nod during the day, and then let's get a non-junkie non-war-profiteer in the number two office. I have a gut feeling that might be a good start.

George Made the U.S. One Fucked Mess in 3 Years

2004-07-17T08:58:00.000-06:00

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No Wonder the U.S. of A. is A Fucked Up Mess

For you slimy-assed Republicans who wanted to protect your wealth or "bring back morality" to the White House ( for chrissakes, the White House is just a building, just like the one I'm in, but Bubba never got a hummer under this desk I'm at, as far as I know..), I would like to shed some light on maybe how we got in this mess. I'll do this in numerical fashion as there would be way too many paragraphs ( I'd be here for days with the substories of this main story ).

1. Bunnypants was arrested in 1976 for DUI, paid a fine, and had his license yanked 30 days.
2. Georgy joined the Texas Air National Guard and apparently went AWOL. No records of him being there seem to exist. That's a felony. He refused to take a drug test or would not answer questions RE: past drug use in subsequent interviews.
3. Bunnypants graduated with a stellar C average from Yale Law School.
4. Bunnypants was a stellar cheerleader at Yale Law School.
5. He failed at his first run for the U.S. Congress, so he decided to go into the oil business, Harken Energy( his old man's company which still needs to be investigated ). Harken went bankrupt soon after Bunnypants dumped his stock and Bunny then bought the Texas Rangers in a sweet deal that used land through use of taxpayer money. Smell a little funny?
6. With the help of George Sr., and friends in the oil biz, Kenneth Lay to name just one of them, Bunny was bought the position of Governor of Texas. Whoo, boy, what hard work'll get ya.
7. To favor his newly bought governorship of Texas, he changed the Texas pollution laws for the petro-chemical conglomerates making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During Bunnypants tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in the U.S.
8. Georgey cut taxes for the rich and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billion of dollars in borrow money.
9. Bunnypants executed more death-row men on his watch than any other governor in the State of Texas.
10. Now the biggie!! He stole the United States Election for the first time in history!!With the help of brother Jeb, and his daddy's appointees to the the U.S. Supreme Court, he became President by stealing 500,000 votes.

You know the rest of the story, how he lied about WMD's, how he is a disgraceful man who sickens me, went to war on a whim, lied his ass off to the world, I mean, let's let him be cheerleader for the new 140,000 troops esimated to keep the Iraq insurgency under control. Goddammit, where did this fuckwad come from???

What a Meathead

2004-07-17T05:10:00.000-06:00

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What a Meathead

Our Vice-President is hopped up on painkillers, that's fairly well-known around Washingington these days, just ask Cokie Roberts, or Sam Roberts, her husband who says it doesn't bother him playing second fiddle to his wife (uh, c'mon Sam, she earns the REAL MONEY.c'mon, bugs yaa little, don't it?...).

So we hav a VP who is high on narcotics and he's been through a phony name fo re-hab(your an addict, Dick, plus a war criminal, sound a tad like Hitler, don't it?).

It's been a wild ride, you guys started some shit you shouldn't have, and now you need to do a noble gesture and step down and stop the killing, don't escalate like McNamara did Read his fuckin' book. He regrets immensely the escalation of the bombing campaign in Southeast Asia. How far off is that type of conduct from the War in In Iraq? If the insurgency doesn' cool it, Rumsfeld will want to Shock and Awe bck to the first century. If that wa clan gets re-elected, bombs will be dropping by January.

Good God Almighty, Now!!!!

2004-07-15T05:00:00.000-06:00

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Good God Almighty.

Cheney has come to the level of getting quacks (shady doctors that'll get ya the drugs your body needs or wants). Shit, Elvis did the same thing!!

Problem is Cheney wants a doctor to say he's not ok to be V.P. for the next four years and his doc says yes.

Adios, Mr. Doctor (" I Have Pills :You Don't...hah-hah-hah!!!!)man. You'se guys are hard to find to fake scripts for a broken toe and you need a dilaudid for the pain.

But goin' DOWN on the food chain of painkillers is not a frequent occurrence. I won't go into the seemy side of drug abuse and addiction, but he wants his doc to say he's fit as a fiddle and HE'S NOT. He can't stand behind a podium for sixty seconds for response to a debate question. Try and stand for twenty hours a day when a major world catastrophe has occurred, you gonna be up to round the clock vigilance?, Cheney. Goddammit, I have a heart problem too, but I don't hoodwink the U.S. that I could take on the strength that job commands, jesus cristo!

Quit doctor shopping(for all the wrong reasons in my book), get me some of them dilaudids, and I guess have this guy say your fit as a fiddle and go croak at a debate with Edwards.

2004-07-11T06:35:00.000-06:00

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Kerry and Edwards Have a Few Hugs, And Your Point Is?

Already the disingenuity of the pats on the shoulder and the hugs on the podium by Kerry/Edwards are being raised by the Democrats. Why would this be an issue already?

Maybe to begin to own up to the possibility Bush is going to dump Cheney for a guy who doesn't say fuck-off to a U.S. Senator while being Vice-President(certain protocols exist here folks that aren't broken too often), to a guy who isn't smothered in upcoming allegations and ties with Halliburton, the possibly biggest war-time profiteering scandal EVER? Maybe to distract the notion Bunnypants is afraid to hug Dick Cheney cause Georgey ain't gonna be the man who makes Dick's pace-maker blow? Cheney is also in disfavor of GAY MARRIAGE (cause his daughter is gay, how does THAT work?).

If this really bugs the RNC, let them run with it. In the meantime Kerry and Edwards can hammer home how fucked up the war is, how fucked up the economy is except for the rich, how the environment has had a reversal in fortune regarding funding for enforcement of already in-place environmental laws, should I go on? Most people know the score.

I'm not really sure if the world could take four more years of decimation by the G.O.P. Would all of our world partners turn against this country? How bad could we make this planet? Vote GOP you dumbfucks and we'll be in such a fuckin' mess your asshole Reagan couldn't pull us out of all the shit happenin' with all his slimy propaganda if he were alive, sheesh!!!

2004-07-09T05:51:00.000-06:00

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Eleven Counts Against Lay and Not One Guilty Plea?

Ken, Ken, Ken. Eleven counts of "bad rich man" behaviour and you cop to nuthin'? C,mon dude, where'd the "The Buck Stops Here" turn into "The Buck Whizzed Right Over My Head" and then let's get the blame game into a tape loop ad nauseum.

From now on, CEO's take blame for what happens with their firms. I don't care how close you think you are to the BFEE. Bush just turned his face on you, Ken, sorry, but it's re-election time. How can he help YOU of all people?

Kerry/Edwards are going AFTER you boys, and you want Bunnypants to call off the dogs? You're gonna get yours for fucking millions of people out of millions of dollars and ruining lives like your some superior life form on this planet. You're fucking scum. You don't have the integrity to eat my shit, you fuckin' slimeball.

You fucked with my mom, Mr. Lay. She had money in your House of Cards named Enron. You fucked with her hard earned dollars like it was yours to make a move in Monopoly. You're the Butler, or are you the car?

Edwards is gonna be on your ass. You fucked so many old folk and their pensions, then you show NO REMORSE!!!! God might even be pissed at ya.

You have fallen from grace and Bunnypants showed his colors as to loyalty. You're hung out to get picked at by the SEC and god knows what other agencies are in line to be on your ass. Enron, your life's dream, where is it now, Kenny? Is it that huge prick in your ear (or arse) that won't go away? It'll go away, Kenny, you might just have to tell the truth for a change, maybe even cut a deal so you don't take your final shit behind bars at age eighty-five.

2004-07-08T18:26:00.000-06:00

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Cheney, Bury Thy Scalp In Thy Sand, or Get a Rug and Go

I think the last few days of picking political running mates for the opposition party, the RNC immediately drawing defensive strategies/ tactics for the ruling party, everyone running around OH SO DEFENSIVE, it has been a gas. Edwards came out the vice-president winner and that sent the young staffers at the GOP on "immediate smarm alert", trying to nail Edwards on everything the man has said, did or lied about (they already did this during primaries, he's pretty squeaky clean...).

I know the choice by Kerry was a bummer for some of my left-wingers, but Edwards is still leaps and bounds and leaps better than most. I mean, he has the intelligence of Bunnypants in his left toe. Those guys are gonna be awesome.

I agree that the ticket isn't as good as it could have been, like Dean/Liden, Dean/Kerry and so on..
Dean was my man and I hope he gets an appointment.

But, the GOP staffers must be working overtime now, and rightly so, let's face it. Bunnypants isn't half the man Edwards is when it comes to presidential material, and they aren't even opponents. The Dem's Number Two supercedes the GOP's Number One by leaps and bounds and more leaps. Edwards can think and chew gum and win tort litigation against HMO's and insurance companies trying to fuck the poor at the same time. Bunnypants can land on a jet and look like a goofball once in a blue moon. Wow, hard choice this year, huh?

If the Republican's main guy is the same guy that set the record for most days on vacation of a President in any one-year period, the same guy that cut health care benefits for war veterans and supported a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime, vote Bunnypants, you fuckin' fools. Read the news!!!

He's a radical, Bunnypants is!!! He's a fascist. He knows no limit to his false arrogance and he needs to quit sending more troops in to defend a Coalition Party that twenty-thousand Iraquis are willing to die rather than lay down and accept that new goverment.

Osama is still out there, no WMD's, it is such a drag to write about the same shit but look at my archives, folks. I'm not saying I'm a soothsayer, I'm just re-stating the what was so obvious to so many over a year ago. Bunnypants was nailed as an idiot by every one I knew and that the challenge for an essayist was to keep material fresh and funny against Bunnypants without being redundant.

Now the 9/11 commission report comes out and we have solid evidence what a dangerous dunce this motherfucker is. People, look at the evidence. Bush-Cheney are not fit for office during this time of war. They started it by lying to the American Republic, due to their ridicule of the average American citizen's IQ. The 9/11 report was no partisan attack on Georgey, it was a bi-partisan report that says we dropped the ball miserably. So he's out, right? He would be in any other form of government, business or volunteer organization. He's gotta go.

Now with Edwards, comparisons and contrasts will abound for humorists. I have options now to bring in the bald guy with the bad heart who says fuck in public (Our Number Two)for comparison only when he rears his ugly scalp. His scalp has been a rare occurence lately. He better keep it low for awhile, and I'm licking my chops when debates roll around. Halliburton hears a who? What? War Profiteering, who, me??? $400.00 dollars for a lunch...huh???

2004-06-29T19:06:00.000-06:00

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Supreme Court Upholds Decision RE: Internet Porn

Why has our Supreme Court started to make reasonable decisions, even making logical interpretations of the Bill of Rights? Where, when and how did it go in the correct direction of Constitutional interpretation? Am I dreaming?

Man, I 'll bet you Ashcroft must be pissed, huh? He wants the Court to make as many superstition-based rulings while he's the Attorney General as it can. C'mon, crank them anti-constitution based decisions as fast as we can, ya know? Get 'em written into law so we all get thrown into jail!! You know that it's true. Bunnypants is definitely displeased with today's (o6-29-04) ruling as well, due to his demonstrated disdain for freedom.

I took a train trip a few months back and all anyone could talk about was how fucked up the economy is. Then the same stupid dipshits would talk about how well the war was going (wars don't "go well", ask Colin Powell). Then, it was, within seconds of this conversation, all Bill Clinton's fault.

I don't get it, even with educated people who should know better (some train folk are a weird sort). What is it with all this hostility towards a former incredible President and his penis? Was it because our country was doing well, so all the women got moral on us? Do these folk not like when our country is on a roll? I'd rather be reading about sex any day rather than barbarism and death, wouldn't you? Doesn't it factor in somewhere lives are being wrecked daily, our economy is in the toilet and hello? Have I said this before?

Sinister acid eye-ball train weirdos talking about how well the war is going and how bad Clinton was and why he caused all this shit goin' down now and Bush brought decency back to the Oval Office and how Bush and his family is family values and good/god people, god almighty help us.

We don't have just a world of time before some of this stuff needs to get fixed. It might be it just smells a little funny right now, but it won't be long before we are chokin' on stench of equal repugnance of the town of Baghdad.

Let the Supreme Court make as many reason-based decisions as it can, they are on somewhat of an anti-voodoo roll in decision making. Let the right wing soak in it's much hated non-hate based rulings of a court of their own design, and let us people of reason rejoice until we can get people who dislike voodoo voted into the retiring judge's seats. Poor Ashcroft, maybe he should just sing some more to our country. He has a terribly unsoothing singing voice, but belting out the tunes might be cathartic.

2004-06-25T21:49:00.000-06:00

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Bush and Cheney Meet Zippies

Sometimes I wake up in mansions, sometimes I wake up in trailer parks, sometimes I just wake up. Hell, I'm just happy to wake up.

I guess this comes from hanging with all peoples from different socio-economic levels throughout all the chapters of my life.

When I wake at mansions, it's usually from hanging with rich people who got me drunk and I didnt want to drive and risk all sorts of shit. Sometimes it's a rich woman, be it we had sex 'cause she thought I was the next Hendrix when I was on stage, took me to her home, took advantage of my inebriation and so we eventually crashed after meaningless sex.

When I wake at trailer parks, it's usually my old buddies pads who have had the living shit kicked out of them by life, not because they are intellectually inferior to some of these rich women I previously referred to, it's just due to always liking to be high better than being anything else due to major life altering events (cancer, motorcycle wrecks, drug addiction, etc.), so Bliss Through Trailers for these guys.

After many years of thought and rationalization of my lifestyle being opposite "normal" behaviour, I came to grips with : I was never designed to be in one bed each night of my life. Nothing feels like home more than one floor opposed to another. I'm a bohemian.

I don't like routines. I don't care for living anywhere in particular because, wherever you are, there you are. Waking to the same room is something that all bohemians must disdain. Why? Security is something us bohemians don't dig, man. I don't do security when it comes to life, I don't do anything but doo-doo, do you?

I've lived my life on the edge since I was ten years old, when I had a Honda 50 where I would always go full blast on that little bike. My twenty-sixth birthday was spent doing coke with the Latin Playboys in San Antonio, Texas. Why? Because I could, and no one cared except the Playboys who made me hang with chicanos till six a.m. three nights a week. They were my coke pals till I met my ex-wife (the story regarding my ex-wife is a book in itself).

I have no kids, raised some step-kids but none of my own. I knew I didn't want any munchkins yet 'cause I was not ever assignable to any one address.

Bush or Cheney would never invite me to their house, nor would I invite them to my home, wherever that home might be at that exact point in time. I'm not their kind of tall waspy Republican they're fond of, but my disdain for them has a more solid foundation. They kill people. Nor will those guys be who I hang with on the other side, if there is afterlife..

Hendrix, Zappa, Christ, John the Baptist, all these cats sound like they lived lives as true bohemians. They all lived on a spiritual plane that does not include cheerleaders from Yale University (our current Bunnypants was a Yale cheerleder, jeesus.....).

Christ never spent one night in the same place, nor did any of the guys in the New Testament, or Old Testament, or the Quoran or whatever might do it for you. They slept wherever they were. Wherever you go, there you are.

It's a vibe one gets from people that have true spiritual connections, like Lennon, Zappa, Vonnegut, Salvador Dali, true geniuses of the 20th century.

Do you think Cheney and Bush and Rumsfeld are even on the same wavelength? I view Zappa as a prophet, musically as well as socially. I view Bush as a spoon fed evil man who should just quit now. Quit making men die, Bunnypants.

Quit it. Quit making men patrol streets where bombs go off every day. Has he buried any of his ilk? Of course not, just the poor go to die for their country which includes The Bush Family Evil Empire. He has the power to send young Americans to their death. Is this flunk-out drunken cheerleader the guy you really want making these decisions for you?

If these guys are your guys, I stay away from you, due to the fact you don't want me telling you the truth, no superstitions, no bullshit or doubletalk (dubyaspeak), and I don't golf or play bridge. For god's sake, why do bridge, Republicans, and golf all blend so well?

Republicans? That's not a game, Phillip. Oh, but it is.
Being a Republican is the DUMBEST game you can play next election. Politics (which are nothing but the entertainment side of industry) are games where people die.

Will Reason and Intelligence (Kerry) beat out Superstition and Ignorance(Bush)? Imagine Zappa and Hendrix vs. Bush and Cheney, in a room together. Whose collective intelligence would emerge?

If there is a Supreme Being, it will be the former. If it's the latter, I pray I go straight to worm food.

2004-06-20T16:55:00.000-06:00

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The G.O.P. Begins Full Metal Jacket

Dateline, March 2, 2004, Kerry effectively wins the Democratic nomination of the United States of America.

With the tactictal know-how of not being able to capture bin-Laden, the Republican Spring Offensive sprung its spring into full metal jacket politico-combatico style, by telling more lies and trying to hoodwink the American Republic in what might be the most awful thing a President can do, suffer young lives out of spite.

Mr. Bush's advisers said they were pleased with the outcome of the offensive political advance with their new ad campaign, but their offensive had the opposite intended effect.

That is to say Bush's ratings slipped and Kerry's rose. If this pleased Bush's advisers, even THEY are sick of him. Bunnypants must be making poopypants regarding re-election.

Shall we look at his presidential record? Let's!!

Environment? It's the worst it has been since Reagan formed the Environmental Protection Agency in '81. Superfund is such a fucked up political bureaucracy that the attornies made such a mess of it, then saw their opportunity to "fix it" then sucked the money out of that fund for personal gain. Now the fund needs to be refunded for remedial projects to clean up radioactive and hydrocarbon contaminated soil and groundwater.

The Budget? We're so broke I don't want to waste space on how many zeros it takes to get us to the godzillions. Let's just say the bankruptcy of the U.S. Treasury is the largest in U.S. history, check the numbers, this is scary shit, folks.

Crime? Let's just say Bush is the only "elected" president to ever enter office BEING a criminal (RE: Bush and Hedges-he drove his car into a bunch of shrubbery, DUI ensued..). He is likely to wind up with war crimes to his name along with Rumsfeld, Cheney, and that's the tip of the iceberg. Bush also changed policies allowing convicted criminals to receive governmental contracts.

People on the street, rape, murder and theft hasn't changed much since Bunnypants took the helm. Well, he's got a fuckin' war goin' on,the poor must lay low for awhile for him to collect his cool, and I don't even think organised pillagers are on the ball.

Campaign contributions? His largest contributor is the still non-prosecuted Ken Lay from Enron, who decimated millions of people's retirement monies. Ken Lay is the guy Jesus warned about in the New Testament. He's the guy whom it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than to get to heaven. That's a mighty task for Ken if Jesus was not lying, Ken has a helluva paunch he might work on if he's feeling ill or gets diagnosed terminal.

Bush violated more treaties in 3.5 years than any other president in history. He and Ashcroft are decimating the Constituion. He's presided over the highest gasoline prices in the history of the U.S., but they will come down during election time, due to his pact with the Saudis made last winter that they will ease oil prices during the 2004 November crunch.

Bush appointed more convicted criminals to his administration than any other president in history.
He has protected friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.

He has created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the U.S. government. Do you know that "Homeland Security"'s acronym in Russian is KGB?(lookit up, it's true...). Not only is it the American KGB, it's also the largest staffed bureaucracy in the world.

Keep up that campaign offensive, you young neo-cons. I think Kerry's volunteer guys only have to spend 60 to 80 hours per week volunteering. You Bush guys must be workin' like about 110 hours?? You guys are workin' about 110 hours so your guy slips further? This is wrong, you youngsters. Go for that 80-hour volunteer work week!!

It an easier gig at Kerry's house, I think it will be, for everyone in the world, once he gets to the White House.

2004-06-13T19:28:00.000-06:00

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Reagan's Depression, Bush's Recession, and Some Hummers

I remember the day Reagan took office and told the Iranians to get the hostages back over here to the U.S. or we were gonna kick some fuckin' ass.

The Iranians knew they were dealing with a guy who'd just as soon nuke the lot of them than to have to deal with them any longer, so, the hostages were set free.

OK, so the world thought we had some fuckin' lunatic hardass who was sick of the "respect" our country had lost, and he was gonna get it back, even if it made sheep radioactive for 2000 years.

Then Reagan's lunatic "supply-side" economic ideas began to emerge. Supply side economics can be simplified by one phrase: If you're rich, don't worry, cause if you're poor, you'll be better getttin' a gun cause the thieves will steal from you cause they ain't got a dime, they don't have a job and they need food.

Reagan created a false economy where the national debt was in the trillions of dollars, depending on what month it was. This unreal false hope a created for all peons who didn't get it that they were being fucked in the ass by the rich.

This "House of Cards" economy was slid over to Bush # 1 in the '88 election. Then we got into the Gulf War, yada yada yada, people got sick from the war, the Pentagon never fessed that troops were made sick by the "antidote" given to them so Saddam's biochems wouldn't hurt them, and so.

Meanwhile, no jobs, war, debt and Aids were pervasive, so the majority said "Fuck This Noise" and Mr. Bush #1 got sunk by William Jefferson Clinton, who had a taste for "DIFFERENT PUSSY" at bedtime.

"Different pussy is good", so saith William. Well, apparently Bill's whims with chicks got exposed a tad before he came upon the nubile Monica.

Well, Monica told the closest living human that looks like the sea creature called a manatee, Lovely Linda Tripp, that Bill spewed on a BLUE DRESS. Turns out that "THE BLUE DRESS" was the case Kenneth Starr needed to "prove" perjury against Bill.

Would you lie if you had a wife like Hillary, and for the women,would you lie if Bill spewed on you as your lover?

What the fuck does sex have to do with politics? Not one thing. Eleanor was gay, FDR couln't fuck a chicken,but he had most of the world believing we would kill anyone who wanted to fuck with us.

Same with Reagan. He bluffed, like in poker. Doesn't it make you feel uneasy that the world is in the hands of a few, and could obliterate our species in minutes?

Boy, I hate that, man...

2004-06-09T17:03:00.000-06:00

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A Rush in the Making

There's a cat who picked up newspaper syndication, a good gig for a writer, whose name is Mr. Rich Lowry. Rich was so bothered by a sci-fi-flick called "The Day After Tomorrow" that he devoted a twenty-two paragraph article on how this could never happen, and that scaring people like this was the work of liberals who had no concept of global warming.

OK, let's follow Rich's line of argument here. That means "Godzilla" (ooh, scary stuff), "The Planet of the Apes" who starred that famous leftie Chuck Heston, and "Shrek 2", movies most people realize are based on fantasy, must have all been part of Bill Clinton's plan to turn this country into a socialistic nation.

Mr. Lowry attacks Al Gore for giving it a "thumbs up", apparently because fat old Al liked the movie..Ooohhh,it get's scarier. There is an actor who looks like our current unelected Vice-President acting as the REAL Vice President in the movie. Now, that's some scary shit, if you ask me, because I think Cheney looks like the big ole asshole that he is. There is no justice when he keeps comng up with a "clean" bill of health.

Mr Lowry is of the ilk that think people are too stupid to separate fact from fiction. Mr. Lowry, there is a concept called "Willng Suspension of Disbelief", so one may sit back and hopefully enjoy a good book or movie for a two hour period that's not a non-fiction textbook.

Without willing suspension of disbelief, that would mean all Edgar Allen Poe novels should be burned, all the Beatles music talking about seeing a girl in the sky with diamonds(now admittedly based upon experiences of John's use of LSD), all of this type of imagination should be banned, because they are not factual.

Why? Because imagination might just spark people to think about unreality. Unreality is a good thing. Imagine if there were no religions, no politicians, no hate between peoples of the earth, no wars, no murders, no rapes or thieves or serial killers, try to imagine someplace called Heaven.

I think Lowry really ought to write about something unreal in a positive way. He believes, as does Dick Cheney, that global warming is not a reality. Tell that to the climatologists that measure the shit on a daily basis.

Ask Mr. Lowry if Chicago is sinking. It's a phenomenon because of the geological connections to Canada, which happens to be rising, but we're talking millimeters per year. Hey, believe science who can prove things with measurable data, or believe the Book of Revelations, written by some fantastic poets and prose authors regarding the end of the earth.

Its a no-brainer. This earth was never set up to exist for eternity, nor was this universe as we know it. If "The Day After Tomorrow" made Mr. Lowry go poopy-pants, I would take him to the men's room at the theater and try and flush him down to the sewer lines where his brains belong. Please, God, don't let this guy get a talk show like Rush has.